The Wicked Truth

[SexyAmber]

In response to Art's questions

Please answer the following questions as IF you were REALLY,... 58 years old !

1~What do you THINK will be MOST important to you in your daily routine ?
No idea

2~Do you THINK you will have made MANY good friendships that will withstand any reasonable TEST ?
Absolutely

3~Do you THINK you will you be single or married ?
Married

4~Do you THINK you will have MORE than one sex partner at the same time ?
hmm Maybe

5~How often do you THINK you will CRAVE an orgasm ?
Once a day

6~What kind of sexual engagement do you THINK you will you prefer to have ? (more kinky, or less kinky)
more kinky

7~If you were to watch a porno film,...what would be the action you THINK you would prefer to see ? (full detailed description please)
wow...let me think about that

8~What is the MOST important characteristic you THINK you will look for in a sex partner ?
Strength not physical

9~a)MEN only-Will you prefer neatly trimmed pubic hair on your women, lush and FULL pubic hair, or shaven ? b)WOMEN only-(This is NOT about long or short) What length in inches on a cock, do you think will be, MOST comfy, for you to have an orgasm ?
Less than 8

10~Do you think you will be an AVID *voyeur* ?
More an exhibistionist than voyeur

 

[redelicious]

Re: Set 3

Jump in anytime....I love getting to know everyone so far.....

1. Complete this sentence.

I (meaning you) have more _______ than anyone else.
quirks
2. What are you drinking right now?
coke
3. What are you wearing right now?
sandles, blue jean shorts, tee-shirt
4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you?
yes, breasts
5. Your favorite actor and actress?
Kevin Spacey and Francis McDormant
6. What famous person do people always say you resemble?
no one - I look like me
7. Complete this sentence..
I (meaning you) will never win a contest for my ______
Tact
8. What is your favorite dessert?
Key Lime Pie
9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do?
not really, though husband is fond of the Kagels
10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours?
2 or 3

Red

 

[artful]

Re: Re: next set....

6) Irmo= Does that stand for,

InstantlyReaching Multiple Orgasms ????????

 

[redelicious]

Re: Re: Re: next set....

InstantlyReaching Multiple Orgasms ????????

It should be, but its actually the name of the town I grew up in

Red

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: my answers

Set 1:

1. How old are you?
35

2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
OMG...I have avoided telling anyone this...it is embarrassing...but just 24 (that just is important).

3. What is your favorite sexual position?
on my knees giving oral...love it.

4. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence?
Better Looks...cos then I would have the money and wouldn't need the intelligence.

5. It is said a person porn name is picked this way...what is yours?
Take the name of the first pet you remember then the name of the first street you lived on (no 114th st..etc)
Smokey Seventh...boring name.

 

[Phelan]

Re: Sorry,...I just CANNOT resist this !!!

Please answer the following questions as IF you were REALLY,... 58 years old !

1~What do you THINK will be MOST important to you in your daily routine ? Waking up

2~Do you THINK you will have made MANY good friendships that will withstand any reasonable TEST ? A couple

3~Do you THINK you will you be single or married ? Married

4~Do you THINK you will have MORE than one sex partner at the same time ? At 58?!?! Doubtful

5~How often do you THINK you will CRAVE an orgasm ? Every day

6~What kind of sexual engagement do you THINK you will you prefer to have ? (more kinky, or less kinky) Umm anything would be more kinky than the none that I'm getting right now.

7~If you were to watch a porno film,...what would be the action you THINK you would prefer to see ? (full detailed description please) Two hot young girls 69ing each other

8~What is the MOST important characteristic you THINK you will look for in a sex partner ? Well, she'll be the woman that I'm married to

9~a)MEN only-Will you prefer neatly trimmed pubic hair on your women, lush and FULL pubic hair, or shaven ? b)WOMEN only-(This is NOT about long or short) What length in inches on a cock, do you think will be, MOST comfy, for you to have an orgasm ? Fully shaved, same as I like now

10~Do you think you will be an AVID *voyeur* ? Yes

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Next Set

1. Describe your penis/vagina using only one word for each starting with the letters... T ... S....D.. tease...seductive...desiring

2. Do you have a crush on anyone in Lit...If so then why them? No

3. What do you say when you cum? OMG

4. how many times have you been proposed to, or have you proposed? God to many to remember...

5. What do you usually eat while on LIt? Diet Pepsi...I consider it food hehehe

6. What was the name of your highschool? Lakes District

 

[StarryNights]

1. 
   1. How old are you? 31
   
   2. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17
   
   3. What is your favorite sexual position? doggy style
   
   4. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence? More intelligence, then I could use it to figure out how to make more money, and with more money, I could always get plastic surgery...just a thought.
   
   5. It is said a person porn name is picked this way...what is yours?
   Take the name of the first pet you remember then the name of the first street you lived on (no 114th st...etc) Sheba Dallas
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[redelicious]

Re: my answers to some of the Questions

I think I missed these earlier

How many times do you want to cum in the next 24 hrs?
you mean it has to be a finite number?
Whats the kinkyest thing you have actually done?
Hmmm, I have been known to have sex in public places, and I am very loud.
Whats the kinkyest thing you want to do?
Would love 3some of any kind. I have also been lurking on the BDSM threads
How many times have you touched yourself already today?
3 or 4 I think

Red

 

[Epiphany]

1. Your Lit Crush...use three words to describe them starting with the letter of their first name.
leaving this one alone for the time being!

2. What is your favorite flower?
Bird of Paradise

3. Men...Ginger or Maryanne...women...superman or batman?
Batman

4. What kind of car do you drive? What is your fantasy car?
2001 Silverado Z71......Viper

5. What is your astrological sign? Do you believe in astrology?
Sagitarius....nahhhh

6. What is your favorite curse word?
ahhhshit

7. What is your favorite sound to hear?
my lovers voice in my ear

8. What is your least favorite sound?
my alarm clock in the morning

9. Men what is your pant size? Women your bra size?
36d

10. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
cookies n cream

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Set 3
1. I have more flavors of coffee in my fridge than anyone else.

2. What are you drinking right now?
blueberry iced coffee

3. What are you wearing right now?
a sundress

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you?
somewhat.....and I think it's because of my ability to be comfortable and communicate with them.

5. Your favorite actor and actress?
Richard Gere and Julia Roberts

6. What famous person do people always say you resemble?
None

7. Complete this sentence..
I will never win a contest for my ability to hold my liquor .

8. What is your favorite dessert?
chocolate covered strawberries

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do?
Mmmm, no particular technique....just watching and listening for what he wants and enjoys...and being open to try new things

10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours?
Twice

 

[artful]

Re: Re: my answers to some of the Questions

I think I missed these earlierRed... Literotica Guru


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Re: my answers to some of the Questions

I think I missed these earlier


quote:

Originally posted by Artful's dream

How many times do you want to cum in the next 24 hrs?
you mean it has to be a finite number?
Whats the kinkyest thing you have actually done?
Hmmm, I have been known to have sex in public places, and I
am very loud.
Whats the kinkyest thing you want to do?
Would love 3some of any kind. I have also been lurking on the
BDSM threads
How many times have you touched yourself already today?
3 or 4 I think

Just wait till Artful's dream sees what she ORIGINALLY POSTED !!!...LMAO

 

[badmatt]

Re: Set 4

I love reading all your answers! ...sheesh Matt I have to catch up on the orgasms you are way ahead.
Amber, I haven't even gotten close to My goal yet.

1. Your Lit Crush...use three words to describe them starting with the letter of their first name.
Alluring, Addictive, Awesome

2. What is your favorite flower?
Lilac

3. Men...Ginger or Maryanne...women...superman or batman?
Ginger----not for any reason since I hated the show, but it's the first one alphabetically so she wins.

4. What kind of car do you drive? What is your fantasy car?
Depends on what day and what I'm doing. My favorite tho' is the 1963 split window Corvette that I restored to perfect condition. It's My fantasy car too.


5. What is your astrological sign? Do you believe in astrology?
Leo. I read the horoscope...and even acknowledge that it's right sometimes. But I don't plan My day on it.


6. What is your favorite curse word?
goddamnitall!!!


7. What is your favorite sound to hear?
The purr a woman makes when you run your fingers through her hair. And I mean the hair on her head.


8. What is your least favorite sound?
Fingernails on a chalk board. It's worse than hungry baby crying. It's worse than the wail of someone who's just lost a loved one. It's even worse than the sound as some 12 year old twerp keyed My aforementioned fantasy car.


9. Men what is your pant size? Women your bra size?
36-40

10. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
You know, it just changed. It is now Coney Island Waffle Cone from Edy's/Dreyer's Dreamery. At least as far as store brands go. To go out and buy it in a cone or dish. Either Chocolate Malt flavored frozen custard or Cookies 'n' Cream frozen Custard from Kopp's.


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[redelicious]

Re: Set 4

1. Your Lit Crush...use three words to describe them starting with the letter of their first name.
Lit name: True, Tasty, Tease Real name: Sexy, Sweet, Silly
2. What is your favorite flower?
Gardinia
3. Men...Ginger or Maryanne...women...superman or batman?
Superman
4. What kind of car do you drive? What is your fantasy car?
corrola I'd like a Jag or a 60s era convertable mustang (red)
5. What is your astrological sign? Do you believe in astrology?
Leo - when it suits me
6. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
7. What is your favorite sound to hear?
Love to hear my baby laugh
8. What is your least favorite sound?
When he cries at 4am
9. Men what is your pant size? Women your bra size?
44DDD I think (breastfeeding has changed things a bit)
10. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
cookie dough

Red

 

[redelicious]

Re: Re: Re: my answers to some of the Questions

Just wait till Artful's dream sees what she ORIGINALLY POSTED !!!...LMAO

WOOPS!!!!!

Sorry bout that!!!

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Set 3

1. Complete this sentence.

I (meaning you) have more _______ than anyone else. annoying habits

2. What are you drinking right now? Diet Pepsi

3. What are you wearing right now? leggings, tshirt, thong, bra and socks...just got off work

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you? No I don't...but I think that I am...my personality.

5. Your favorite actor and actress? Wesley Snipes and Halle Berry

6. What famous person do people always say you resemble? Berndette Peters (hair)

7. Complete this sentence..
I (meaning you) will never win a contest for my ______ looks

8. What is your favorite dessert? watermelon

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do? oral...sucking while flicking my tongue and then quickly deep throating.

10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours? Damn it...none...and I am in such a need for it.

 

[redelicious]

Set 4



4. What kind of car do you drive? What is your fantasy car?

Red Mazda Miata.......Electron Blue Corvette Z06

I'll take your real car if you don't want it!!

Red

 

[artful]

<ahem>

6. What famous person do people always say you resemble?
None<----Incorrect answer,...should have been---->

Mae West

 

[badmatt]

Re: Sorry,...I just CANNOT resist this !!!

Art's Q?s

Please answer the following questions as IF you were REALLY,... 58 years old !

1~What do you THINK will be MOST important to you in your daily routine ?
That I can still get it up.

2~Do you THINK you will have made MANY good friendships that will withstand any reasonable TEST ?
Absolutely.

3~Do you THINK you will you be single or married ?
God I hope I'm married, but I'll probably be single.

4~Do you THINK you will have MORE than one sex partner at the same time ?
When I'm 58? Not unless I can find some college cuties that like to share old men.

5~How often do you THINK you will CRAVE an orgasm ?
Once every hour, just like now.

6~What kind of sexual engagement do you THINK you will you prefer to have ? (more kinky, or less kinky)
More, cause I already find I always want more kink.


7~If you were to watch a porno film,...what would be the action you THINK you would prefer to see ? (full detailed description please)
At that point in life, I'm going to want to see an old man getting the perfect blowjob from a sorority girl.

8~What is the MOST important characteristic you THINK you will look for in a sex partner ?
The ability to get me good and hard.

9~a)MEN only-Will you prefer neatly trimmed pubic hair on your women, lush and FULL pubic hair, or shaven ? b)WOMEN only-(This is NOT about long or short) What length in inches on a cock, do you think will be, MOST comfy, for you to have an orgasm ?
It won't matter to me at that point as long as I'm getting some.

10~Do you think you will be an AVID *voyeur* ?
HELL YES!!!

 

[SexyAmber]

set 5



1. What intimate act are you most in the mood for right now?

2. What size shoe do you wear?

3. If there are pearly gates in heaven, what do you expect St. Peter to say when you arrive?

4. What is a secret no one at Lit knows about you?

5. Your Lit crush, if you have one, could you love them or is it strictly sexual?

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?

7. How tall are you? What color are your eyes? your hair?

8. What quote do you always try to remember to live by?

9. Finish this sentence.."I wish I could stop..."

10. Who is your favorite author? and what was the last book your read?

 

[StarryNights]

set 2

1. Describe your penis/vagina using only one word for each starting with the letters... T ... S....D..
Tasty, Succulent, Delicious
2. Do you have a crush on anyone in Lit...If so then why them?
yes...charisma charisma charisma
3. What do you say when you cum?
oh my fucking god yessss
4. how many times have you been proposed to, or have you proposed?
twice
5. What do you usually eat while on LIt?
Nabisco Fruit Snacks or GoGurt
6. What was the name of your highschool?
Grosse Pointe North

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Re: Set 4

1. Your Lit Crush...use three words to describe them starting with the letter of their first name. Ok...this person has only been on here once...I am with him in r/l but here are the three words....Lickable, Attentive, Ravishing

2. What is your favorite flower? freesia

3. Men...Ginger or Maryanne...women...superman or batman? Batman

4. What kind of car do you drive? What is your fantasy car? BMW Z3

5. What is your astrological sign? Do you believe in astrology? Gemini...yes

6. What is your favorite curse word? For God damn fucking sake (sorry but it is the truth)

7. What is your favorite sound to hear? rain

8. What is your least favorite sound? barking dogs

9. Men what is your pant size? Women your bra size? 34B

10. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookie Dough

 

[redelicious]

Re: Sorry,...I just CANNOT resist this !!!

Artful's ?s

Please answer the following questions as IF you were REALLY,... 58 years old !
Hmmm, my parents are 58 . . .
1~What do you THINK will be MOST important to you in your daily routine ?
Sleep
2~Do you THINK you will have made MANY good friendships that will withstand any reasonable TEST ?
Yes
3~Do you THINK you will you be single or married ?
Married I hope
4~Do you THINK you will have MORE than one sex partner at the same time ?
No
5~How often do you THINK you will CRAVE an orgasm ?
couple times/week
6~What kind of sexual engagement do you THINK you will you prefer to have ? (more kinky, or less kinky)
about the same
7~If you were to watch a porno film,...what would be the action you THINK you would prefer to see ? (full detailed description please)
oh, lets have a little m/m!
8~What is the MOST important characteristic you THINK you will look for in a sex partner ?
stamina
9~a)MEN only-Will you prefer neatly trimmed pubic hair on your women, lush and FULL pubic hair, or shaven ? b)WOMEN only-(This is NOT about long or short) What length in inches on a cock, do you think will be, MOST comfy, for you to have an orgasm ?
doesn't matter - prefer to have my clit licked
10~Do you think you will be an AVID *voyeur* ?
No more than I am now

A lot of these I answered for my own age (almost 33). I don't think my answers will change much with time.


Red

 

[artful]

Re: set 5

1. What intimate act are you most in the mood for right now? A kiss on either side of my neck.*shivers*

2. What size shoe do you wear? size eleven

3. If there are pearly gates in heaven, what do you expect St. Peter to say when you arrive? Ya need to make a U turn bud,...sorry !

4. What is a secret no one at Lit knows about you? (can't do this one,...sorry !)

5. Your Lit crush, if you have one, could you love them or is it strictly sexual? I wouldn't have sex NOW with anyone I didn't love !

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? (It CAN happen) Yes !

7. How tall are you? What color are your eyes? your hair? 5' 9"(maybe),Blue, Mostly gray,...some brown left.

8. What quote do you always try to remember to live by? Smile,...Relax !

9. Finish this sentence.."I wish I could stop...SMOKING !!! "

10. Who is your favorite author? and what was the last book your read?

E.E. "Doc" Smith,...ILLUSIONS,...by Richard Bach.

 

[CarnalGerund]

Re: set 5