The Whore-A-Scope Game

[IndulgeYourself]

As easy as the people you'll be mentioning.

Provide a nickname for any male or female whore you have ever had sex with, wanted to have sex with, or seen in action having sex right in front of you. Maybe you just thought of a doozie of a nickname that isn't about a real person, and want to share it with a catchy sentence. Then rank the previous posters entry from 1 to 10, and add on your catchy phrase.

Just want to comment on any post ever made here? Quote their's and change the "scope" (rank) as you see fit. Want to alter one into something you'd like to share instead? Great, sloppy seconds are always welcum here.

If you post sequential entries one after the other simply put 0 for the scope of the last entry.

If you feel the nickname would possibly reveal someone's true identity, bill them for the advertising.

Without further ado, I'll be the post whore that starts this up. And these only take about 15 seconds to cum up with if you just relax and think of the "descriptive" part first, because the name will almost slip right out of your mouth

Looselips Laura - 0 - When she got ahold of my best friend with those lips, getting ate was a monster understatement.

 

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Tyrannosaurus Tina - 0 - If you got head from this girl and lived to tell about it, you were considered a legend.

 

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Sandpaper Sally - 0 - This girl was so used and abused, you didn't dare attempt entry without using 2 condoms at once.

 

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Grand Canyon Gracie - 0 - When you ate this girl out, and talked dirty to her, you could still hear the echo of the one who went there before.

 

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Coney Island Carl - 0 - This guy was so popular only the local rollercoaster had been ridden more times.

 

[zetacon4]

Very funny Idea, there!

I don't have a whore-o-gram to present. But, I'll drop by and see what turns up here! Funny stuff, friend!

 

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Bump-On-A-Log Bob - 0 - Watching a snail go in circles for 3 hours was more lively an event than sex with this loser.

 

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I don't have a whore-o-gram to present. But, I'll drop by and see what turns up here! Funny stuff, friend!

Anytime my friend. Sex, laughter, and a bevy of innocent harmless put-downs... what more could this place ask for all at once?

 

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Forever Fornicating Frannie - 0 - Guys would pay their week's school allowance to climb on this one, which gained her notoriety as the first person in world history to ever say she loved her job because she never had to get out of bed.

 

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Alzheimer Alice - 0 - This girl couldn't remember who she had sex with 10 minutes before, let alone some of the ones during her previous ovulation.

 

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Creepin' Peter - 0 - You'd almost lose your appetite from the uneasiness caused when this fellow was behind you in line at the school cafeteria.

 

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I don't have a whore-o-gram to present. But, I'll drop by and see what turns up here! Funny stuff, friend!

Yeah I still got the knack for originality intended to make them smile, whether it's here, or when I'm entertaining in a nasty private session. Well, you know, it's like learning how to ride a bike, only it feels a lot better

 

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Microscope Milton - 0 - A magnfying glass and a pair of tweezers would have been overkill for this poor little fella.

 

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Semen-Slacks Slim - 0 - This guy's seahorses were out of the gates before most girls could give him a peck on the cheek.

 

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Touchdown Tanya - 0 - Only the highschool football team had scored more times than this bowlegged wonder. Matter of fact the whole team DID score with this one a few times!

 

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Slip-N-Slide Slavonia - 0 - This chick was so easy if you just made eye contact with her, Whammo! she'd cream up and climb on.

 

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Today's Whore-A-Scope: While it may seem as though you're talking to yourself, it's not really true as there are lots of invisible naked horny women around you, having sinful sex with you and each other and it's just mind boggling. In the later part of the evening, you'll be able to kick that bad habit that makes you hear strange noises and hallucinate. (it's a punchline, not a characteristic)

I'm punching out for just a few so to speak, and remember, "we'll keep our legs spread for ya, cum back now".

 

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Any-Anal Allison - 0 - This one's always behind in her pleasure, butt if she fall's on her ass you can be assured she'll insure that it's properly been rectum.

 

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Octopussy Olivia - 0 - Pentathlon Gold medal winner in the 2005 Cock Stroking Olympics, and Ate'th Wonder of the Pearl's; known to have a bit of a salty aftertaste

 

[limiwa]

-0- Whiney Wayne was such a sad case. He wasn't into the joyful pain.

 

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Sir CumALot Conrad - 0 - He could shower you with affection-confections