The whole Brad-And-Angelina Story

Samuelx

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I can't explain it but I think Brad Pitt, the world's most beautiful Male and one of Hollywood's most powerful Leading Men is bisexual. I think he's closeted and Jennifer Aniston wasn't too accepting of that.


I've dated a girl who knew I was bi but wasn't too accepting of it.
When I met another girl who not only accepted my bisexuality but embraced this side of me and encouraged me to be myself around her, I was in heaven !!!!


In Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt found a kindred soul. An openly bisexual woman who accepted him the way he was and loved him back. Of course he kicked Jennifer Aniston to the curb ! He had found what he had been looking for all along !


And now, he's the father of their baby and if you see the way Angelina looks at him, you'll know that she loves him and they're happy together.


Anyway, that's my take on the story.

I could be wrong now....But I Don't Think So !!!!
 
I respect you, even when I disagree with you, but I'm not entirely sure what the deal was. Perhaps you're right, but we'll never know for sure. I am still not happy that the tabloids have to drag this mess out and humiliate Jen in public. Is she close-minded? I hope not. Whatever the case, nobody deserves to be constantly reminded that she has been rejected and left for somebody else. The tabloids should have massage licenses for the way that they rub salt into people's wounds. People forget that celebrities get their hearts broken like anyone else, fear rejection like anyone else, and suffer when people treat their private lives as punchlines.

Be that as it may, I have often fantasized about all 3 of them. Naturally, it was in the context of a completely bisexual orgy. They're all very sexy and sensual people. Personally, I'm surprised that Brad could choose between them. I wouldn't be able to reject either one of them, or Brad himself, for that matter.
 
Hmmm I seriously hate tabloids for one good reason, since in Denmark we have a Constitutional monarchy, meaning that the royal family are how can I say it without being rude .. "topping of the cake Denmark".

And that means they can't vote, and doesn't have any power at all, heck even the last kind of power was removed about 50 years ago by the government. They can't even vote. And well I have nothing against them, except for our queen, since she was so humanly cold when the tsunami hit Asia, and well I have lost ALL respect for her. since she jumped easy and elephant (elegant in a slang way that means the total opposite), over the disaster in Asia, and well I lost everything for her. But when Princess Diana died in Paris, then the press in Denmark said they wouldn't be extreme at the Danish royal family , like the press did in England, but the exact opposite has happened , both in TV, and the press, and I am sick hearing every time they fart the wrong way. Heck even the ex princess Alexandra Manley (yup that was her name before she got royal in Denmark) is at the cover of some sleasy shit tabloid in Denmark tomorrow, and I am just plain tired of it.

Ok here is the deal, I would never do anything completely utter stupid against the famous in Denmark, since that is just fucked up, but if I had to defend any famous person, I would defend with my life. Since I know that they are just human like any other person, and they need to eat 3 times aday, and so forth.

And by the way, I have known two VIP people, one of them did a great job in Denmark, and what saddens me is, that he is only "famous" because of his father, and well I believe it was the in-laws that did tell, he got in a tabloid, when he got married to a person he loved. The other VIP person, is a person I will never ever, be stupid person at (sorry for my bad English). And that VIP person, is a more "famous" person in the press where the VIP lives in the world .

So to the famous, and VIP persons in Hollywood, I don´t care about tabloid magazines, and I can´t stand paparazzi's.

Anyway, let the famous be, and leave them alone.

The tabloids to me, is just a very expensive toilet paper. And I really don´t like them. I would rather buy a Danish porn magazine. Since then I know I will see a cock, a pussy, tits and an arse. And well that what I am more after, than the famous. So to Brad Pitt , and to Angelina Jolie , if they ever read this message ;) have fun :) and go for it.

There is a rule in DK, and that is if you don´t want in the tabloids, for either marriage, or girlfriend, etc. Then you will never talk to them. Since then they will leave you alone.

And well again, to become famous, then sometimes you use the tabloid, and then afterwards, you are screwed.
 
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Samuelx said:
Howdy, Wolfie. How are ya ?

I am ok. Single, and looking, you know the usual ;) having a little fear in me, nothing much, but just being around etc.
 
Stuponfucious said:
Jennifer is a bitch and Angelina is a whore.

you say that like it's a bad thing.

I think Brad Pitt is asexual...like plant. I see him as a good looking guy with a great body but he just does nothing for me. No juices flow when I look at him. To me it's a kind of sexless beauty...like a barbie doll.
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
I respect you, even when I disagree with you, but I'm not entirely sure what the deal was. Perhaps you're right, but we'll never know for sure. I am still not happy that the tabloids have to drag this mess out and humiliate Jen in public. Is she close-minded? I hope not. Whatever the case, nobody deserves to be constantly reminded that she has been rejected and left for somebody else. The tabloids should have massage licenses for the way that they rub salt into people's wounds. People forget that celebrities get their hearts broken like anyone else, fear rejection like anyone else, and suffer when people treat their private lives as punchlines.

Be that as it may, I have often fantasized about all 3 of them. Naturally, it was in the context of a completely bisexual orgy. They're all very sexy and sensual people. Personally, I'm surprised that Brad could choose between them. I wouldn't be able to reject either one of them, or Brad himself, for that matter.


While the media certainly steps over the line sometimes, generally, I think that celebrities don't have much of a complaint. If they are willing to bask in the spotlight when they get married, for example, they should understand that the same spotlight will be there when they get divorced.

Jennifer Aniston has gotten enormous benefit from being in the public eye. With that benefit there comes a price. That's just the way it is. I notice that she hasn't taken to shunning the spotlight since her break up with Brad, but is once again parading her private affairs in front of the public. Obviously, she is willing to take the risks associated with publicity.
 
Queersetti said:
While the media certainly steps over the line sometimes, generally, I think that celebrities don't have much of a complaint. If they are willing to bask in the spotlight when they get married, for example, they should understand that the same spotlight will be there when they get divorced.

Jennifer Aniston has gotten enormous benefit from being in the public eye. With that benefit there comes a price. That's just the way it is. I notice that she hasn't taken to shunning the spotlight since her break up with Brad, but is once again parading her private affairs in front of the public. Obviously, she is willing to take the risks associated with publicity.

Well, it's certainly true that she and Brad exploited some of the publicity surrounding their previous wedding. However, I believe that some of the publicity was not desired. The same is true of the divorce. Celebs are certainly human. With that comes pain when salt is rubbed into their wounds, as well as some pleasure (exhibitionism, perhaps) at flaunting their new flings and relationships (Vince Vaughn , for instance). However, I doubt that all of this publicity was sought. I have mixed feelings about the media, as apparently do the celebs themselves. I was simply pointing out that the celebs are people too. Just because you benefit from publicity doesn't you do not also suffer from it.
 
LoboBoy said:
you say that like it's a bad thing.

I think Brad Pitt is asexual...like plant. I see him as a good looking guy with a great body but he just does nothing for me. No juices flow when I look at him. To me it's a kind of sexless beauty...like a barbie doll.

Barbie dolls are all smooth in the crotchular area.

That's HAWT!!1
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Well, it's certainly true that she and Brad exploited some of the publicity surrounding their previous wedding. However, I believe that some of the publicity was not desired. The same is true of the divorce. Celebs are certainly human. With that comes pain when salt is rubbed into their wounds, as well as some pleasure (exhibitionism, perhaps) at flaunting their new flings and relationships (Vince Vaughn , for instance). However, I doubt that all of this publicity was sought. I have mixed feelings about the media, as apparently do the celebs themselves. I was simply pointing out that the celebs are people too. Just because you benefit from publicity doesn't you do not also suffer from it.


That is certainly true, but it is also true that Jennifer Aniston has been all over the media in recent months, chirping away about her personal affairs. If she doesn't want the spotlight to be on her, perhaps she ought to refrain from jumping up and down and waving at it.
 
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Queersetti said:
That is certainly true, but it is also true that Jennifer Aniston has been all over the media in recent mouth, chirping away about her personal affairs. If she doesn't want the spotlight to be on her, perhaps she ought to refrain from jumping up and down and waving at it.

I wasn't aware of the full extent of this. Price of not being celeb-obsessed, I guess. I don't try to keep with such things too much.
 
Wolfman1982 said:
thank you, if your cock is big, and cut ;)

You're welcome.

Although I had little to do with the cut part except eliciting a barely audible exhaling of air when it was over.
 
hogjack said:
You're welcome.

Although I had little to do with the cut part except eliciting a barely audible exhaling of air when it was over.

PredatorSmile said:
hmm....why ? Big i can understand, big is good. But why cut ? uncut is fun too.

you two lol :D

PredatorSmile: I don´t mind uncut cocks either, you know, that I am cut. And I hope I am not too direct when I comment things.

can´t you see, I am taking the piss on Stuponfucious, since he is always bitter , like bitter almonds. And he has been on my neck ever since he bated me with his thread "how can I tell if I am gay ?" so this is just karma payback time :)

So I am laughing of his feeble attempts to piss me off. I am laughing my arse when it comes to him, and every time he bites on, then I hook him right back. I know it isn´t the best thing to do, and it is not even nice. But it makes me laugh, every time he bites on. And well I know it can give negative karma, but Stuponfucious is even more easy on this subject than I am. Seriously, I think we can all read that Stuponfucious is a bitter man, because someone has been hurting him in the past. And when I sometimes say an honest thing to his comments, then I am not bating him, heck I wasn´t bating him here. But Stuponfucious get the bitternes out of your system. Or else the hate in you will eat you up alive. And that is not sweet, or for that matter pretty.

Stuponfucious, leave the hate behind, and get some more positive energy in you. I am not a bad man, I am just trying to see the positivity in life generally, even though I experience things that makes me scared. But I fight every day, a battle harder, than thinking of celebrities, and that is being an optimist. So Stuponfucious take it easy, and live it up, and don´t be so bitter.
 
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Wolfman1982 said:
you two lol :D

PredatorSmile: I don´t mind uncut cocks either, you know, that I am cut. And I hope I am not too direct when I comment things.

can´t you see, I am taking the piss on Stuponfucious, since he is always bitter , like bitter almonds. And he has been on my neck ever since he bated me with his thread "how can I tell if I am gay ?" so this is just karma payback time :)

So I am laughing of his feeble attempts to piss me off. I am laughing my arse when it comes to him, and every time he bites on, then I hook him right back. I know it isn´t the best thing to do, and it is not even nice. But it makes me laugh, every time he bites on. And well I know it can give negative karma, but Stuponfucious is even more easy on this subject than I am. Seriously, I think we can all read that Stuponfucious is a bitter man, because someone has been hurting him in the past. And when I sometimes say an honest thing to his comments, then I am not bating him, heck I wasn´t bating him here. But Stuponfucious get the bitternes out of your system. Or else the hate in you will eat you up alive. And that is not sweet, or for that matter pretty.

Stuponfucious, leave the hate behind, and get some more positive energy in you. I am not a bad man, I am just trying to see the positivity in life generally, even though I experience things that makes me scared. But I fight every day, a battle harder, than thinking of celebrities, and that is being an optimist. So Stuponfucious take it easy, and live it up, and don´t be so bitter.

I'm not bitter. I don't give a fuck.

And I wasn't baiting you with that thread. It was a sincere question. No one was forcing you to respond.
 
Stuponfucious said:
I'm not bitter. I don't give a fuck.

And I wasn't baiting you with that thread. It was a sincere question. No one was forcing you to respond.


- I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally."

-Zarek, Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dance With The Devil.
 
PredatorSmile said:
- I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally."

-Zarek, Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dance With The Devil.

Hmmm I don´t hate people equally, I think I love people equally, and what a lovely woman (you will always have a place in my heart) said to me, when
Stuponfucious gave me a flaming, she said

BALUS said:
Don't take offense at things people may say to you on here, they sometimes use the wrong phrases and you can take it badly. When he called you an idiot, I am sure that he was not meaning it to insult you, I think that he is just a frustrated, lost young guy who was confused by your advice. Be more tolerant and forgiving.

And that was in a PM long ago. But I think she won´t be offended if she reads it :)
 
LoboBoy said:
you say that like it's a bad thing.

I think Brad Pitt is asexual...like plant. I see him as a good looking guy with a great body but he just does nothing for me. No juices flow when I look at him. To me it's a kind of sexless beauty...like a barbie doll.
Hmmm...weird, but I kinda agree.. Angelina and Jen have been in my fantasies countless times, but Brad is just a pleasure in my eyes.
He's so handsome.. ^^
Angelina beats Jen only by a little.. Because of her sexy lips and eyes :catroar:
 
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