The "Who I want to get laid with" Thread

[NuDenLexy]

I have 2 people today,

Bill my sexy math teacher
Jeff my to die for Accounting teacher.


NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NoJo]

Good thing you're over eighteen. Phew.

 

[rgraham666]

I have no life, so you wouldn't know any of them. They're all imaginary.

 

[tolyk]

Good, another Canadian

I gotta agree with you, I've always had a thing for teachers..

But the one I want to get laid by right now isn't a teacher.. she knows who she is though

 

[NoJo]

I'm confused about the thread title. Does that mean there's like, six people, three of you getting laid, and three more doing the laying?

 

[elsol]

Boomer from Battlestar Galatica
The half-wraith babe on Stargate Atlantis
The 'assistant' to the professor on Numbers

If you're a sci-fi geek... you would see that means I watch a lot of tv on Fridays.

In Real Life... looking around the computer lab right now...

10 women... I wouldn't mind balling 5 of them... and only 1 is really off the list.

But I'm a guy.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[NoJo]

You have women in your computer lab? We had only one for eleven men. She was popular, all right.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What a great idea for a thread! I just saw my boyfriend's insurance agent, he's pretty hot.

a certain AH man

Vella and Lucky sandwich.

I'm leaving off my long list of celebrities and porn stars.

 

[tolyk]

a certain AH man

Awwww.. Scarlett *blush*

 

[yui]

Off the top of my head...Heath Ledger and Nicholas Tse. Okay, I'll add Billy Crudup because he was very appealing in "Stage Beauty" and I would do Apollo from Battlestar Galactica. There are several AHers who make me think wicked thoughts, but I will not name names; therein lies the path of destruction. In real life, I'm not currently lusting after anyone specific. It's more of a generalized lust. The produce boy at the Asian grocery is hot, but I think he's too young for me. I'm kind of coasting right now, but I like it.

 

[elsol]

You have women in your computer lab? We had only one for eleven men. She was popular, all right.

It's a University Student Lab... I work here part-time.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

The produce boy at the Asian grocery is hot, but I think he's too young for me.

You don't want him going to his grave with you forever in his memories? Come on, make his young life, and then write about it here!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The produce boy at the Asian grocery is hot, but I think he's too young for me.

You should write a story about that.
Too young, pfft.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I have 2 people today,

Bill my sexy math teacher
Jeff my to die for Accounting teacher.


NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!

You're right about Bill.

Jeff sucks his teeth.

 

[cloudy]

He knows who he is.

 

[yui]

You don't want him going to his grave with you forever in his memories? Come on, make his young life, and then write about it here!

You should write a story about that.
Too young, pfft.

The two of you are on the same wavelength, eh?

It might make a good story. Of course I would have to change stores because I wouldn't ever be able to face the kid after I wrote about going down on him in produce cooler!

 

[minsue]

The two of you are on the same wavelength, eh?

It might make a good story. Of course I would have to change stores because I wouldn't ever be able to face the kid after I wrote about going down on him in produce cooler!

Yeah, men hate that.

 

[Guest]

You're right about Bill.

Jeff sucks his teeth.

Yep, absolutely.

 

[elsol]

Of course I would have to change stores because I wouldn't ever be able to face the kid after I wrote about going down on him in produce cooler!

I'd like to speak for the kid here...

*clears throat*

"No...no... no. If it came to that, please, let's not inconvenience you. I'll be more than happy to get another job."

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Just-Legal]

Theres two sexy men and they know who they are.

I think.

LOL!

 

[elsol]

Oh....oh....oh!

It's my Wednesday shift!

There's a REALLY hot girl that relieves me (shift wise, and not personally or else this would be a non-issue).

I would really like to be looking into her eyes when her first orgasm on my dick overcomes her.

It would be quite lovely.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The two of you are on the same wavelength, eh?

It might make a good story. Of course I would have to change stores because I wouldn't ever be able to face the kid after I wrote about going down on him in produce cooler!

Ted and I are just perverted in a similar fashion.

This fantasy gets better and better.

 

[elsol]

The girl came in...

She's wearing tight jeans, a belly shirt, and smells of baby powder.

Man... I'm not sure if the day just got a LOT better or a LOT worse.

ps. Oh so fuckable!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Liar]

The interresting thing about moving is getting new neighbours. The couple two doors down the hall has been a major source for fantasies lately.

And since I recently downloaded all seasons of Farscape, I also want to nail Claudia Black until I forget what day it is.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

You're right about Bill.

Jeff sucks his teeth.

Thats funny. I took Jeff as more of an ass sucker...



Anyway, who'd I like to bang. Honestly, I'd still lik eto go back and bang the ex, but there's also about twenty-thirty girls from the club I'd bang in a minute (or however quickly I can get my fly down.

But on a total fantasy level? Clea DuVal.



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