The, "Who gives a flying fuck!" thread.

[Always]

Tell me about things you think people make such huge deals out of that's nothing but bullshit, I'll dissect it and return my own opinion. Nothing better to do.

 

[tmuyo]

why do people defend bush's intelligence or lack thereof???

 

[registered "^^"]

Stem Cells
Brain Cells
Padded Cells
Neighborhoods Cells
Cell Phones
BBB's B's

 

[Mustang Sally]

Reality television.
Bill Clinton's sex life. (ok, a bit passé, but we still hear mumbles about it)
Celebrities' personal lives in general.

 

[Always]

TMuyo - I don't know, but I still think Daddy is running the country.

Stem Cells - it's the person the cell comes from's choice
Brain Cells - my brother has a total of 0
Padded Cells - remind me of Daria
Neighborhood's Cells - what?
BBB's Bs - Too Many Twinkies.

Reality TV - *shrug* don't watch it. don't care about it.
BC's Sex Life - I'm thankful the old prez could get laid.
Celebrities' Personal Lives - Just because I know their names doesn't mean I need to know what time of day they piss.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Why do people cheat on their perfectly HOT spouses?

 

[tmuyo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

always is too funny...hee hee hee hee

 

[tmuyo]

Why do people cheat on their perfectly HOT spouses?

uh-oh.......who cheated on you?

i know i wouldn't but then again, i'm loyal to every girl i've been attached to...well, except that once, but hey, that doesn't count!!!!

if you'd like an explanation prepare for a story.....you've been warned...and no it wasn't something stupid like i got drunk or was horny or anything....not ALL guys think with their dicks...we only use them half the time because a portion of our mentality is contined in our rods....like the anklyosaurus and it's tail...

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh it didn't happen to me, I just have this thing about infidelity, it pisses me off. so disrespectful to the marriage vows, and so STUPID.

 

[Always]

*perks up* my groupie knows about dinosaurs? COOL!!!!!



Myst - because it's getting old, they're used to it, it's not special any more. Plus the fact that they're not supposed to have sex outside of marriage makes it all the more appealing. Call of the forbidden and the like.

 

[april-wine]

how come you can't rip the tag off the mattress.......will they know......does someone come and inspect the tag......what happens if it's not there.......oh wise always, tell me tell me tell me true.............

 

[Never]

Always
"Tell me about things you think people make such huge deals out of that's nothing but bullshit, I'll dissect it and return my own opinion. Nothing better to do."

I give a flying [deleted].

I care about thing others don't. I can't help it, I think everyone can remember a time when they were one of the things no one gave a flying 'fuck' about.

I've never understood this attitude, do people sincerely not care or are they refusing to show a soft skin? It's true that when people know that you care they attack you more. Our society considers anything other than Vulcan objectivity and Gen-X apathy to be a weakness. Having feelings is sin enough it seems, showing them is a crime and admitting others might injure them unforgivable.

We aren't a wolf pack, there's no need to devour our old or wounded. Why should anyone live their life in fear of what ours might think? No one's opinion is bullshit - even Sparky's.

 

[Mensa]

I want to know

What is the meaning of Life?










And why did it cease publication?

 

[beckbabe]

DNA,
Cloning,
And fake boobs...they're just not that exciting once you've seen someone with silicone poisoning on the Discovery channel...enough ooh ahhh.

 

[tmuyo]

an idiot friend made me watch "breast men" an hbo movie.

pretty retarded, but the boobie jobs gone wrong were disgusting and some were funny. the silicone poisoning tho *shudders* that was nasty.

i prefer em natural, size doesn't matter.

 

[tmuyo]

*perks up* my groupie knows about dinosaurs? COOL!!!!!

i know lots of things, beautiful. if you were straight i could show you a few...

*looks down at his penis*

"when the hell did you learn to talk?"

 

[Always]

april-wine, i do not know.

Never, I think you've got it backwards...

Mensa - figure it out yourself, you smartass. *snicker*

beckbabe - go figure!

 

[Weevil]

How, precisely, do you give someone a flying fuck?

 

[Never]

Always - It backwards is 'ti' and mam, I do not ti!

 

[Beebeeblue]

BBB's Bs - Too Many Twinkies.

What? So, youre saying there is something wrong with my boobies???? I happen to think they are quite adorable thank you, pink nipples and all.

 

[Always]

I like your ta-tas. *shrugs* By B's it was mean the B's in your name, the shortened version we call you by.

 

[Beebeeblue]

*faints*


She likes my ta-ta's.



I can breathe again!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[floridaguy64]

How about..........................

On every cardboard food container you try to open, it always reads "Open other end"................... they gonna take it away from me if I open it from the wrong end?, will it spoil? Sheesh!

I wouldn't have opened it in the first place if I was trying to save it!

 

[Always]

*snickers* FG, you're pretty funny.. I think we'll keep you.


BBB - yes I like your ta-tas. or, as I prefer to say, cream puffs.

 

[floridaguy64]

*snickers* FG, you're pretty funny.. I think we'll keep you.


BBB - yes I like your ta-tas. or, as I prefer to say, cream puffs.

Thanks Always.............. And BBB, I haven't seen them so I'll reserve comment, *EWG*, but if you're looking for another opinion........... hehehe


And why is it that whenever you hear or see a beer commercial wanting you to buy as much of the stuff as you possibly can, they always say something like:

"Please drink responsibly"................. like if you get drunk, who the f**k else is gonna be responsible?


SHEESH !!!!!!!!!!!!