The Way Better Blurt Thread

It is wayyyyy better.


It has all the things you want and need in a Blurt, with Zero calories, 20% more orgasms, tastes like chocolate AND spoons you. All night.
 
Does it put it's dirty dishes in the dishwasher though?
 
NOT UNTIL I MET YOU

Not until I felt your sunshine,
Did I realize that I had been in the shade.
Not until I saw all your colors,
Did I realize that mine had faded.
Not until I heard your dreams,
Did I realize that I was still sleeping.
And not until I experienced my life with you,
Did I realize that I was barely
Breathing.

― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun
 
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