I know it sounds weird but I just want to dress up like gargamel and wear power pasties like was seen on flesh gordon. and put a ball gag in smurffets sexy little mouth. and spank spank spank.
When I was working at the friendly neighborhood copy shop, a therapist came in to get copies made of the 'therapy workbook' that she gave to all her clients.
One of the pages was titled 'Things the Voices are telling me to do today'.
I think Spanking Smurfette sounds like a song title.