The very best part of waking up....

[islandman]

....there's nothing good about waking up. I'd rather sleep.

Discuss.

 

[jezzilee]

I wake up really chipper. Pisses people off and makes me giggle even harder!

 

[thør]

Soldiers in your cup?

 

[Disgustipated]

I wake up really chipper. Pisses people off and makes me giggle even harder!

This. I'm really ready to go first thing. I'm learning that I can even skip caffeine until I get to shop.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Is to find you dick in someone's mouth and their pussy within arm's length.

 

[Mrtenant]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jo_kVsQLVyU/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

Must be time to make the donuts.

 

[islandman]

I wake up really chipper. Pisses people off and makes me giggle even harder!

Freak.

Soldiers in your cup?

I haven't cum in a mug in ages.

This. I'm really ready to go first thing. I'm learning that I can even skip caffeine until I get to shop.

See response to first post above.

Is to find you dick in someone's mouth and their pussy within arm's length.

It's thinking like that that's fucked you over. Keep it in your pants, Anthony!

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

It's thinking like that that's fucked you over. Keep it in your pants, Anthony!

Sorry. Just trying to be whimsical. And truthful.

 

[jezzilee]

This. I'm really ready to go first thing. I'm learning that I can even skip caffeine until I get to shop.

I found water joe. Caffeinated water... Yum.

Freak.

I resemble that remark.

 

[Aquagal]

Sorry. Just trying to be whimsical. And truthful.

Your name stretches my screen.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Your name stretches my screen.

Sorry. I hope you have screen elasticity.

 

[scots1920]

That I'm as far away as possible from the chore of trying to fall asleep again...

 

[Aquagal]

Sorry. I hope you have screen elasticity.

No sorries. You're quite the eager poster.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

No sorries. You're quite the eager poster.

I hope that doesn't offend.

I can be quite sarcastic if given the right prompts.

 

[Aquagal]

Not offended in the least. It was a refreshing take to not see troll post after troll post

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Not offended in the least. It was a refreshing take to not see troll post after troll post

Thanks. I truly do like waking up like that. As Farris Bueller says "I highly recommend it". For those of you of the female gender, waking with a mate licking your pussy must be a nice wake up call.

 

[Aquagal]

Oh.

I hadn't even read that post.

 

[domroger]

At my age I am thankful I've survived the night .

 

[Debbie]

If I've managed to sleep longer than 30 mins at a time I think I'm in slumber heaven.


Insomnia makes me become evil debbie and no one likes an evil debbie.

 

[islandman]

I've not yet gone to sleep, so, technically, there may be no waking up for me in about 4 hours....

...much to the joy of several, no doubt.

 

[islandman]

Your name stretches my screen.

She said lustfully.

 

[Kelleebabes]

Wake and bake is my delight...oh and a hard cock is never turned away!...

 

[girlsmiley]

At least you're waking up.

Duh

 

[thør]

At least you're waking up.

Duh

Indeed.