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FurryFury said:
OMG I love this
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OMG I love this
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Valentine's Day Poem
Valentine's Day
by Monty Ashley at
http://images.google.com/imgres?img...00&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&as_qdr=all
Once a priest named Valentine
was beheaded in AD two-six-nine.
At least, according to this book of mine,
Which adds that there were two other Valentines.
I don't know much about the other two,
but I assume that they were martyrs, too.
All three were eventually canonized
for being holy in the church's eyes.
In the sixteenth century, Saint Francis de Sales
Saw a ritual in which young pagan males
Would get random cards with the names of girls,
whom they would then woo (in some parts of the world).
Francis made cards with the names of the saints,
In the hope that the Pagans would be what they ain't.
It utterly failed, but oh well, at least
He linked Lupercalia with an innocent priest.
Then Al Capone's men in Nineteen-Twenty-Nine
Gunned down their rivals in a line.
Sadly for me, there were not nine,
but seven. Which I can't make rhyme.
This holiday thus has different meanings
felt by people according to their leanings.
To some, its a day for flowers and candy;
To others, a reason to get blitzed on brandy.
The heart was chosen for about the same reason
As roses, to show the intent of the season.
See, it's said that they look like parts of the body,
which I won't describe except to say that they're naughty.
Champagne and chocolate are frequently seen
as being "romantic" whatever that means.
As symbols for something that's vaguely defined,
They still stand for something ineffably fine.
So, keeping all off these things in mind,
The sex, the deaths, the flowers, the wine,
The devotion of priests, and the passage of time,
Will you be my Valentine?
Valentine's Day
by Monty Ashley at
http://images.google.com/imgres?img...00&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&as_qdr=all
Once a priest named Valentine
was beheaded in AD two-six-nine.
At least, according to this book of mine,
Which adds that there were two other Valentines.
I don't know much about the other two,
but I assume that they were martyrs, too.
All three were eventually canonized
for being holy in the church's eyes.
In the sixteenth century, Saint Francis de Sales
Saw a ritual in which young pagan males
Would get random cards with the names of girls,
whom they would then woo (in some parts of the world).
Francis made cards with the names of the saints,
In the hope that the Pagans would be what they ain't.
It utterly failed, but oh well, at least
He linked Lupercalia with an innocent priest.
Then Al Capone's men in Nineteen-Twenty-Nine
Gunned down their rivals in a line.
Sadly for me, there were not nine,
but seven. Which I can't make rhyme.
This holiday thus has different meanings
felt by people according to their leanings.
To some, its a day for flowers and candy;
To others, a reason to get blitzed on brandy.
The heart was chosen for about the same reason
As roses, to show the intent of the season.
See, it's said that they look like parts of the body,
which I won't describe except to say that they're naughty.
Champagne and chocolate are frequently seen
as being "romantic" whatever that means.
As symbols for something that's vaguely defined,
They still stand for something ineffably fine.
So, keeping all off these things in mind,
The sex, the deaths, the flowers, the wine,
The devotion of priests, and the passage of time,
Will you be my Valentine?
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the captians wench
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FurryFury said:
That's it, I've been resisting all day but now I'm making a cake damn it!
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made me do it.
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http://www.gadgetcandy.com/paris-duck-1.jpg
Quack !
Ps . the receiver of this valentine duck knows !
Quack !
Ps . the receiver of this valentine duck knows !
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Sir refuses to read the lit forums so he wont see this but i love you sooo much
on second thought, im sortof glad he cant see this, he HATES valentines day
on second thought, im sortof glad he cant see this, he HATES valentines day
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my kids were out in the snow today in front of the kitchen window very busy playing. they stood up and threw snow at the window so i would look over and there were a bunch of hearts made from ice and snow. theirs weren't pink but they were beautiful...and they were for me.FurryFury said:
@}-}rebecca----
not enough discipline ...
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giggly goo. Some things never change. Le sigh...
I'm in the mood for love. Simply because you're near me. Funny but when you're near me. I'm in the mood for love...
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Shankara20
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OHMYGOD!!!!!
what am I going to give her for
day??????
.
what am I going to give her for
day??????.
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OHMYGOD!!!!!
what am I going to give her for
.
Awww. Cook her dinner?
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I do that about every weekend now. She hates to cook and I was a professional chef, award wining I might add, and owned a restaurant years ago.
so, great food and great sex are gifts I already give...
*sigh*
what ever to do
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I do that about every weekend now. She hates to cook and I was a professional chef, award wining I might add, and owned a restaurant years ago.
so, great food and great sex are gifts I already give...
*sigh*
what ever to do
You owned a restaurant??? GET OUT! What kind of food? Mister Man's dream is to open a restaurant (his dad owned too, so it's not entirely out of his ass), and I sometimes dabble in that dream.
I'd never even think of opening one in SF - wayyy too competitive, but I have to admit I sometimes am tempted around here. There just aren't enough simple, unfussy fresh ingredients places around here. On the other other hand? I have been shocked to discover that the world according to ITW isn't a world that everyone wants to inhabit. Some people genuinely enjoy recipes that call for a can of cream of mushroom soup. *shudder*
Ok, back to you. What kind of person is she? I know what I'd like, but I'm guessing you aren't dating a spoiled brat like me. Or are you?
