The Unofficial Irregardless Hate Thread

When I snuck up to the criminals' hideout, I found it eerily guardless ...

High up in the stilted shack of a bog witch, a hollow guard ain't got no brain and falls through the railing. Their body dissipates in the mire below. The master witch don't care. She keeps on a' brewing, one eerie guard less.
 
The downside is readers will not assume it's the character's lack of intelligence but rather, yours.
You can make it clear it's the character, if they're the only one who takes that way and other people roll their eyes at them or something.
 
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