The Universal GB Truths

[Wings]

Laurel will always have something insightful to say.
Lady F will always remind us that she's not fat.
James will always try to say he had an experience like every instance presented.
Rob and AJ will always try to out insult one another.
I will always be moody.
Zumi will always provide us with girlie and foodie delights.
N00bs will always jump in without checking the water and will run away scared.
JAJ will always flirt with any perceived chick even if the consensus is they aren't even female.
Johnny will stink.
Pointless will always provide step by step of his day and snark.
Mona will always have a kind word.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Try my ass, I do say it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hey, I made a list!

*preening*


"I'd like to thank the Academy...."

Try my ass, I do say it.

Bah GAWD, King! That's JAMESBJOHNSON'S theme music!

 

[Wings]

Garnate will always be the queen of selfies.
Mischka will always be lusted after for both brains and body.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Occasionally, someone will post some kind of pR0n:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lritqu4I3F1r2bmpwo1_1280.jpg

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

this may be a good place to ask for help finding a story bro!

Stew

 

[Garnate]

Garnate will always subscribe to threads she's mentioned in
Ann will always only half-try to pretend he's a she
Bluey will always use word magic
Stew will always be a bro
Fata will always be a perfect cunt
dolf will never use capital letters

 

[Wings]

neci will always post the best blurts.

 

[kbate]

every gber will open this thread.

 

[Garnate]

Hah!!

 

[Garnate]

kbate and BG23 will never know I have girlie hard ons for them when they post.







Garnate will never be good with secrets.

 

[Learnsmith]

neci will always post the best blurts.

And the occasional mutilated corpse, apparently.

 

[neci]

neci will always post the best blurts.

And the occasional mutilated corpse, apparently.

just occasionally.

every gber will open this thread.

so damn true.

 

[Pookie]

Pookie will do a vanity search.

 

[pointless]

seriously?

 

[Garnate]

Spacekowboy will always ask for tit pics, no matter what the thread is about.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Spacekowboy will always ask for tit pics, no matter what the thread is about.

even in a double mastectomy thread bro!

Stew

 

[Aphro]

Stewart Pidd will continue to slay with one liners.

 

[Brollyanna]

even in a double mastectomy thread bro!

Stew

Thanks, bro - that made me spill coffee all over my desk.

(Luckily I could use my super-dry and sucky LinkedIn profile to wipe it up.)

 

[lovetoread]

Fresh gullible newbs will always be hunted.

 

[Garnate]

Marshalt will always be part funny, part super fucking angry.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Cat gifs will appear randomly.

http://www.catgifs.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/099_manycatsinthebox_cat_gifs.gif

 

[Riles]

Thor will always be calm, cool, collected and post the most amazing scenic images.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Garnate will always post selfie's.
Polls /Poles are very popular (ahem speaking of which..)

 

[Riles]

smiley will always be spunky and feisty in her defense of personal beliefs.