The Uncanny X-Men

[Always]

well, considering i finally got my hands on some real x-men comics, i decided to hike my ass back to lit and see if there was a thread up.

lo and behold, renegade does it again! now he gets to clean off the wall. *grin*

so... umm... the traditional question... can i play? huh? huh?

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Well you were in it at the beginning so sure thing. But right now I'm not involved in the thread as I'm taking a break from role playing for now. Probably be back into it later this month or early next month. For now I've handed control of the thread over to Lava and Phoenix.

 

[Always]

yippie!! hmm... new bad x-bitch or tried and true moldy oldy?

PLOT TWIST!! *looks innocent, then runs off for eeeeevil planning*

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

more than welcome!

actually shila, NICE TA SEE YA! haven't seen ya around...lately. or maybe im just stupid right now. but regardless, storm is going through a psychotic episode...and um i think she may be bad now. we'll see, so join the big bad sista club and be evil with me...and new char. are soooo much fun...

 

[Always]

okay, the decision has been made. Elementa will join Ororo for some good-guy-ass-kicking-fun!

oh, by all the gods, this means I have to find her STATS.... for the what, fifth time? *aghast* oh, no....

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Go to the first page of this thread. I posted the stats for you earlier.

 

[Always]

aw, thanks, Renegade, you're great... *hug*

IC: I hate those damned dreams.

It seemed every time I closed my eyes, I saw the same picture: The entire Xavier Institute going down in a huge explosion. I couldn't see anything else, but I knew whatever it was had been my fault...

So I did the only thing I could. I packed and left.

I'd been sleeping in the same tree - well, trying to sleep, anyway - for a week now. Time to move on.

I headed over to a local grocery store...

 

[nightray]

After spidy left the room I step out therw the brokin window. I wolk over to som trees and look arownd making sher nowone arond I sit under a tree and clows my eyes hoping it'll be more quit out her then in my room.

I sit ther and doz until sun rise. I opin my eyes to the sun and git up filing alitil beter. I go to the kichin and git som thing to eat. I tern to see roge step in the kichin I fill my face go bet red at the memery of last night. she looks at me and smils at me I hear a slite chucil cum from her cosing my face to go evin reder.

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Hey, Spiderman just turned evil too. We got a whole band of evil villans now... lol. We should have a convention or something.
Nightray, I love your posts man, it's like trying to decifer Egyptian, and I get it half the time, lol. Keep it up!!!

Spiderman walked through the halls. (Did Spiderman have another name when we was in the black suit?) He seemed to look at everything with a new light, a dark light. He felt something, another presence, and evil one.
Spiderman walked into the room, expecting to see some evil villan, but instead he saw...
Wolverine and Storm?
That was odd. He walked closer to Storm. It was her, she was the evil one. Spiderman grinned, she grinned as well. They both seemed to send the same messae to each other.
Spiderman walked over to Wolverine, "Hey buddy. You doing ok? Doesn't look too good."
He tried to get up, but fell back.
"Ahhh, the poor pussy cat is all tired out... well don't worry. Old Spidey's is here to solve all your problems."
He used his own new webbing, on his front hand, to send Wolverine sprawling to the wall. He clung there, trying weakly to struggle free against the suit's webbing.
"Spiderman, fight it please."
Spiderman laughed, it's evil reached down to the core. There was much mischief to do here, wasn't there.

 

[Phoenix]

JayDen starring in "Lost"

OCC: MY boxer in a bunch so hon but it takes more than a mistake to get me shook. You got the wrong one in that case. I only get pissy when someone gives me a reason to na mean?

OCC#2: Dirk- Come one answer me this how could wolverine win again JayDen when all JayDen has to do is complete drain Wolvie healing power then blast a hole in that old bastard. Let's face it though Wolverine maybe the toughest in normal X continuity but this is Literotica and JayDen is owned and copyrighted by me J of the Phoenix twins therefore regular continuity can kiss my black ass. See now that was simple. By the way I was collecting X-Men comics since I was 12 years old and I am 19 now so I know what I am talking about too.


IC: I charge Storm with Wolverine's healing factor the Canadian Crab say's "if this wasn't for storm i would come after you right now jayden." To which I replied yeah right you old bastard there is not enough Geritol in you to even think about being on my level."

After Storm wakes up she lays on the hospital bed while Logan bores me to tears with his stories of how much of a badass he is. I search for a gun to put myself out of my misery but surprise surprise there is no gun in the Medi-room damn. I decided screw it I am so outta here. On the way up stairs I wonder to myself once again why am I here? This team doesn't need me and I feel like a outsider among outsiders. Everyone hear seems so complete well except for Stormy is pretty much sucidal. On the way down the stairs I pass Spiderman who seems to ignore me like I never even bloody existed. Maybe it is time I hit the road I decide that I will think about it after breakfast. There I see two more X-Men who seemed to have paired off in Nightray and Rogue.



[Edited by Phoenix on 11-16-2000 at 07:35 PM]

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Yeah no lie huh Poohlive? The thing is, even though Nightray has alot of spelling errors, his posts are actualy pretty good once you get past the spelling. And no Spidey didn't have a different name when he wore the black costume.

Phoenix, Dirk, you guys need to try to get along better with this thing about your guys. Remember, this is all just for fun.

Hope you guys don't mind me posting these little OOC things right now. Just thought that I'd come in with some advice on things once in awhile to help the thread along.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

ororo

(ooc..damnit renegade...i thought that you had posted . like not an ooc. post either, that is like a fake orgasm. j/k. but your ooc. are helpful, and although i'd love to help out too. i am too busy to do anything but post. right now i am gettig dressed, and i have my 'talkin' headphones on. greatest invention. although when i say "fuck" it censors it, so i had to stop putting my bra on and type that one in. regardless, i will take charge i guess, until you decide to grace us with your presence again.)
THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU:
jayden, i believe the post you just posted is a bit off, spiderman just walked in exchanging evil glances with storm. wolverine is on your side and he just got thrown to the wall. sooooooo..........maybe you can alter your post a bit, this may get interesting, to just let ya know all of you are great writers, so quit BICKERING OR I'LL LEAVE. not a good threat eh? oh well. and nightray, post more often! in the beginning i had been too overwhelmed with your spelling, butn ow, that i know how to read it...(lol, egyptian) you do post well. otay, so i am going to wait till jay can alter his post, or until he says he doesnt want to and i can work around it...or hey jayden, say you hear commotion or something. and LOVERS? survivor? ok....but right now my gal isn't going to be puttin moves on neone cept maybe a bad guy, cause she is evil...but she still loves scott.

 

[Dirk13]

Wolverine

OOC:
...OK NOW IT IS GETTING FUCKED UP! ok we can't have everybody turn to villans, pooh, spydes was never evil, he never will be, he was once, when carnage took over his body, but he fought back and won against him and threw him off back onto whats his name, the old one, so dude, give me a break...if this is the way its going to be 'im turning evil too' and i know one reason why you turned evil, so you could be with lava...come on....pleaaaase, sorry phen, it would be a good fight though, what sucks is the draining energy, thats sorta unfair in a way, since you just said that you could in the post before where you drained mine so you could fly, for starters I CAN'T FLY IM WOLVERINE, where did you get my energy from flying!??! just qurious...anyways ummm.....if this gets as bad as i think it will get....i might leave, its getting to damn confusing, all the super heros of my past are turning evil....i don't like this, its like a reaaly bad nightmare when i was 10!anyways...
IC: my claws come out and i break the webbing, "ok you want to fight spydes lets go, you'll be needing hank to put your pieces back togther, (now you get it!) i ran at him, he dodged as i jumped at him, i bounced off the wall, dug my claws into the celing and drop kicked him into the ground, i clawed at the black gew that covered his body, soon i hit him, his body that is, and started slashing at his chest but the suit nocked me back, he shot more webbing at me but i clawed it away "that all you got? i fought omega red who had worse bite than that sorry suit" it shot at me trying to cover me "oh so you want to cover me now...thats fine come on..." it covered my body, spydes fell down week and hurt, i looked down..."whoa...new clothes...ain't bad" (hey he jumped off of spydes onto brock who was stronger, carnage jumped off the old guy onto spydes cause he is stronger, only fits) (oh yeah WASSUP REN!? its getten confusen here man...help me straiten this out...that post you did lava....didn't really help me either! its soo messed up....anyways) I looked over it, i shot out my claws, and these giant things came out of my fists, big and sharp...i liked it, i walked over to spydes, and put him up on the table, the black shit went off my head, and morphed into regular clothing....damn i think i will like this stuff, (don't get me wrong here pooh, but you said that you got the symbiot on you in like one of your cuts, and it then grew around you if im right sooo...anyways) I looked at where i clawed...not alot of damage done, not even deep, he would be fine, i wrapped them up and let him rest, i looked back over at storm who was surprised at me, "well..what did you expect? i'm not no pussy, i have delt with worse shit than him" i walked over to her "now...are you doing ok? You were really out of it there...you scared me" she smiled at me looking down like she was embarrased (hey...don't get me wrong, if i have to redo this whole post, so be it i don't really care as long as i get this confusing shit right)

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

ALRIGHT>.........STOP!!!

don't leave, this is teh joys of posting, UTTER CONFUSION. posts just need to eb read REALLY carefully. don't step on toes. the second ren leaves all goes to hell. sorry if that wasn't clear enough for you. storm is sort of bad now. not sure why but something with jean's mind games triggered an unbalance and now she is psycho bitch. KAPEESH? not sure about spidey here, but let him do his thing. this is what is going on and we'll all work off of THIS:


Storm is sitting on the examining table. staring off into space, she sits up in teh midst of all the fighting. with her blank stare, she utters no words, the temperature in the room drops. my headache goes away. "what on earth?" i ask. not realizing that my alternate had triggered the temperature drop. (headaches trigger my evil personality, but if you think there are too many evil mutants, i can fix that. i am reversable.) "WOLVERINE!" i cry. jumping off of the bed, i grab my side, forgetting what happened. i kicked spiderman square on the butt and he fell over. he looked up at me in surprise. familiar feelings of being lost again flashed through my mind. my headache started again. the brilliant white of my eyes turned grey. (im evil now.... just tryin to clear it up...)

 

[Always]

Elementa

OOC: stop fighting. now. got it?

IC: I sniffed closer. I'd caught several strange scents on the air... fear, from the Xavier Institute? I zeroed in on my old room and teleported myself there.

From there I looked around, trying to detect life by pulling bits from the air. I ran lightly towards the intoxicating smell...

I slipped in right after someone I didn't know, then looked on confusedly as Storm and this thing in black were trying to kill Wolverine. I flew past them, grabbed Wolfie, and zapped out. I left him freezing on the roof and pulled myself back to where I'd been...

OOC: there will be no motive in any of this saving people and attacking people. totally random. not choosing sides.

 

[Phoenix]

The real "heel" please stand up

OCC: There I changed my post happy?

OCC #2: I think I should go bad why ? Because everyone already hates me. It would be almost natural to be evil

 

[nightray]

I see jayden cum in I say how are you doing. I he just looks at me and sherugs. I sudinly sens sumthing I frone in cunfushin I sens venom but it's not the same one. I wolk tordes the now one I look at jayden cum whith me som things up in the medlab. I look at roge and say we could us your help to. I ceep wolking not evin caring if they folow all my consin trashin on the now venom.

I wolk in to see laying on a tabil unconchs and see som one take wolveren desaper with som one. I egonor storm and wolk over to spidy I tuch the back sut cosing it cunvols in fear befor I can free spidy I'm hit from behind.

occ jayden dont you go bad on me remember you roug and login are nightray only frends and if I'm going to kick som ass I will need frends.

[Edited by nightray on 11-16-2000 at 08:33 PM]

 

[Dirk13]

OOC: elementa...please change your post...i don't want to try to change my whole thing...

 

[Renegade]

OOC: I'm glad to see that things are starting to calm down a little here. Was afraid that there was going to be alot of bickering and that the thread would collapse on itself. Just want to say, good job everyone on the thread in my absence. Keep up the good work.

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Umm, first off. Wolverine, Dirk. The simbyot doesn't just leave weak people, it only leaves when an aucustic sound is played, and brings it pain to the point of leaving, thats the only way it left Peter in the first place (first time). But thats ok, I was trying to have an evil character, since we didn't have one. Don't be so judgemental about posts. So people don't post the way you want, so what, you take the punches, and you go on.
Renegade, I know, I love Nightray's posts. I am not trying to make fun of him. I can't wait to see his next posts, I can't stop laughing. They are so good.


So, Spiderman is unconscious on a bed now. Ok, then there he is, sleeping.

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Oh I know Pooh, I get a kick out of his posts as well. It takes awhile to get used to them, but they do give his style a certain charm. That's why I like to post with him as well. Keep up the good work Nightray!

Hey Pooh, while I got your attention I'd like to ask you a question. Would you be interested in doing another Superhero League thread? I'm hoping to start one either later this month or early next month and am looking to see what interest there would be in it. I wanted it to be more comical like the first one and you can write funny characters so was wondering if you would be willing to return as S-Man or another character? If not, that's cool I just wanted to check. Take Care.

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: Ahhh.... S man. The man, with an S on his costume.... why, because the old man said so.
And he keeps saying so, even to this day. He still haunts my posts every now and then. Sure I would love to bring him back, he always was a sucker for parties, lol.

Oh, and hey Dirk. Did you hear of the paragraph? I am not trying to be mean, but sometimes when there are paragraphs, it's easier to decipher what you are trying to tell us. If thats your style, I don't mind much, it just gives me a headache sometimes.

 

[Dirk13]

OOC:

Yeah...sorry about that, i just start typing at times and its sorta hard to stop...i don't really mean to.

Oh, pooh, i was just thinking of an old comic i read, where carnage lept off whats his name onto silver surfer, or onto spydes when he found out the other was stronger. I don't know though, i could be wrong...i'll have to check it up sometime. Oh sorry about that earlier post...its just got a bit confusing, i say it one way, and 2 other people sorta said it a dif way...arg....im getten a headache...wheres my advil?

Anyways, can really...someone...help me here? im...reaaaally lost.

 

[Renegade]

OOC: I'd help Dirk, but I'm as confused about what's going on as you are. lol

 

[Dirk13]

yeah first...symbiot took spydes....then i said it moved to me because he was weaker compared to me...then somebody stops spydes so i don't get it, then another person flys in and takes me out and freezes me, so i mine is messed up again...IM SOOOO LOST!!!