The unappreciated limerick

[AlinaX]

It’s arospec week, let us cheer!
Let us finally fuck without fear
Of roses or chocs
Or amorous cocks
Just skirts off and in from the rear…

 

[SimonDoom]

It’s arospec week, let us cheer!
Let us finally fuck without fear
Of roses or chocs
Or amorous cocks
Just skirts off and in from the rear…

I didn't know this was a thing,
Til Alina's words made my brain "ding!"
Forget the romance,
Let our private parts dance,
And fuck without any committing.

 

[Kat90xx]

A very happy pancake day
To all who celebrate the proper way
A knob of butter, melting like oil
Sticky batter, mixed up in a coil
And finally, a drizzle of honey, nice and thick and ever so runny

 

[EmilyMiller]

@EmilyMiller is a writer with flair,
She spun tales with a dark knowing air.
In limericks, she played,
With irony laid,
Crafting her stories and rhymes with great care.

Thank you so much

 

[SmilingLez]

Thank you so much

I am totally enjoying your Story of Nix. Thanks for suggesting I read it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I am totally enjoying your Story of Nix. Thanks for suggesting I read it.

I’m so glad. It was 11 and a half months of work

 

[seekingAlpha]

There once was a Dom, firm and tall,
Who positioned his sub by the wall.
From behind with a thrust,
He growled, "Take it, you must,"
And she arched, surrendering all.

He gripped hips like reins in his hold,
Each deep drive a story retold,
Of power, of need,
Of the pleasure she received,
As she moaned every inch she'd been sold.

With a hand in her hair for control,
He teased, "Beg for more, lose your soul."
She gasped out his name,
Lost in exquisite shame,
"Cum harder, Sir and into my hole."

 

[AlinaX]

On holiday with a friend
Our marriages near their end
A black cock we’ll share
(It’s naughty but fair)
In a threesome our cum will blend

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

There once was a nurse lived in Perth
Who said “forget length what I want is girth”
She flew into London
And with joyous abandon
Fucked me for all she was worth

[b.o.a.t.s]

 

[SimonDoom]

Severine, above all, valued size.
It reduced her to moans and to sighs.
Good looks and brains? Fine.
Cute ass? Divine.
But big dick was the ultimate prize.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Solving the structures of proteins, 3D
Was the goal of my canned Ph.D.
But then COVID struck
Which was such awful luck
So I’ve just got an M.S., poor me

 

[AlinaX]

Those helices wind like a zip
That undoes to reveal the blunt tip
Of a thick lusty cock
That’s as hard as a rock
And deserving a jolly good whip

 

[SimonDoom]

Thought Liz, Joe's dumb as a rock.
He can't find his tik from his tok.
But when he undresses,
Oh my, it impresses,
My man's got one hell of a cock.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Poor Sally was a challenge to sate,
with lust no partner could abate.
Boys and girls had all tried
till they witnessed wide eyed
her holes filled by a table of eight

 

[TarnishedPenny]

A timely limerick, by Rudyard Kipling of all people.

There was a small boy of Quebec,
Who was buried in snow to his neck;
When they said ‘Are you friz?’
He replied, ‘Yes, I is –
But we don’t call this cold in Quebec.'

 

[EmilyMiller]

Crick and Watson just gawked and stared
At the image that Franklin had shared
Taken by Gosling, Ray
With a nifty X-ray
It suggested two helices, paired

 

[AlinaX]

Said Crick, “That’s an awfy long chain
It would stretch round the world, here to Spain!”
Said Watson, “My dick
Will rein you in quick
While Rosie here uses her brain!”

 

[OralAllOver]

Limerick's are to poetry what Trump is to humility

 

[SimonDoom]

Said Darwin, "Man is a primate,"
And thus started a bumptious debate.
But consider, please do,
The ape's point of view.
"That's our destiny? Oy, what a fate!"

 

[AlinaX]

Said Oral, “These limericks suck!
In truth they are poetry’s cuck!
Lord Byron would die
Even Shakespeare would cry
If they weren’t in the grave, cursed luck!”

 

[anthrodisiac]

Lord Byron did rise from his tomb
And Shakespeare he did exhume
The two looked around
Saw this thread and just frowned
Then shagged and said, "Please resume."

 

[anthrodisiac]

Lord Byron did rise from his tomb
And Shakespeare he did exhume
The two looked around
Saw this thread and just frowned
Then shagged and said, "Please resume."

I just realized "did" was used twice
But am glad that it wasn't thrice
Now that that's done
And we all had our fun
Back to writing about anthro mice

 

[SimonDoom]

Said Oral, “These limericks suck!
In truth they are poetry’s cuck!
Lord Byron would die
Even Shakespeare would cry
If they weren’t in the grave, cursed luck!”

Said Byron, "Alina, you're wrong.
These limericks are really quite strong.
Especially Simon,
Whose smooth way with rhymin'
Makes him a lit'ry King Kong!"

 

[AlinaX]

A lit’ry King Kong could do worse
Than amusing us all with such verse
They’ll think we’re on meth
As we’re laughing to death
We’ll be chuckling still within the hearse

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

While balls deep in Maggie I spied
Maggie’s completely my favourite ride
Her pussy keeps tightening
Causing sexual lightning
And she so wants my come deep inside