The (Un)Wondrous World of Facials

[Never]

I hate facials, facials are girly and all things girly must die.

I think it's time all the ugly people of the world stood together and proclaimed 'I look like a dog and I'm okay!' only then will we achieve freedom from the evil of facials and light purple or horsey lawyer's in training.

It's time we take a stand against all things girly, against pink lace and make-up and heels and pastel colors that are simply lighter versions of real colors. Say no to quiche and teletubbies and big-eyes cartoon girls that coo in high-pitched voices but are really played by men using falsetto. Rise up my fellow Literoticans and let us take arms against all things girly that the world tries to force on us!

To freedom… and VICTORY!!!!

 

[Never]

For explanation of this thread please question the light purple or dead horse lawyer in training.

 

[Mischka]

I'll just ignore that bit about rising up against the evil of horsey lawyers in training. Ahem.

Considering the turn the other thread has taken, I think I'll hang out in this one instead. And we're talking about face masks here, people, so leave the imagery outside.

 

[Laurel]

Hey hey! Don't put facials & heels in the same category, now. High heels warp your spine. Facials are GOOD for you. They're not just a frou-frou girl thing - they're healthy. Not all "chick" things are bad.

I agree that narcissism is unattractive, and I don't think it's healthy what some women do to "look good". At the same time, I think it's important for women (and men) to take care of themselves. That involves eating right, some exercise, and yes, maybe even facials and massages. The skin is the largest organ in the human body. Once you ruin it - via over-sunning, neglect, whatever - that's it. You can't get a full-body skin transplant.

So don't throw the facials out with the short skirts and bullet bras.

 

[pabloback]

you dont like facials?
i bet you dont swallow either
nearly gave myself a facial once , i wear goggles now just incase

 

[Mischka]

you dont like facials?
i bet you dont swallow either

Considering Never's a lesbian, I'm betting you're right.

 

[LRC]

you dont like facials?
i bet you dont swallow either
nearly gave myself a facial once , i wear goggles now just incase

LMAOOOO ....... giggle .... ok, THAT was funny .... lol

 

[Rubyfruit]

I hate facials, facials are girly and all things girly must die.

But...but..but, I like facials and all things girly.

Ruby

 

[Mensa]

From head to toe

Not all "chick" things are bad.

In my book, most chick "things" are good!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey hey! Don't put facials & heels in the same category, now. High heels warp your spine. Facials are GOOD for you. They're not just a frou-frou girl thing - they're healthy. Not all "chick" things are bad.

So don't throw the facials out with the short skirts and bullet bras.

DONT THROW THE SHORT SKIRTS OUT!

Oh and I will sit with the girls and have a facial.. just not willing to pay that much to have one.

 

[Ravenloft]

you dont like facials?
i bet you dont swallow either
nearly gave myself a facial once , i wear goggles now just incase

Thank GOD I wasn't the only one that thought thats what she meant... Seriously, how many thought she ment "facial" facials? and not... Well... Facials?

 

[Renegade]

*raises hand*

 

[sexy-girl]

jeans jumper and running shoes girl mostly ... i've had about two facials in my life was pedicure and manicure too ... i agree health things like that are nice for a change as a one off ... but not going to be going to them every month

 

[Ravenloft]

*raises hand*

Well, I KNEW you would, you perverted wanker!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

*hand in the air*

i thought she meant "facials " too

 

[Renegade]

Ravenloft

Actualy, I was just giving you the finger.

 

[Ravenloft]

STP, as would any red blooded male...

Ren, you know I love it when you finger me! Er... Wait... Um... Uh... Nevermind.

 

[Renegade]

Now you know I don't use my fingers for that, you wanker. *starts looking for the 'dildo of might'*

 

[pabloback]

the great thing about the goggles i wear to stop me from getting a facial is that they distort the image and make my cock look huge
[almost normal size if you want to know]

 

[cymbidia]

But Never... quiche?
Quiche is damn good stuff and it's not girly.
It doesn't belong on your list.

I like girly stuff too.
It gets boys to go whatever you want them to do.

 

[pabloback]

quiche?
is that some new fetish word i havent heard yet?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

But Never... quiche?
Quiche is damn good stuff and it's not girly.
It doesn't belong on your list.

Nope. I stand with Never there... quiche is EVIL

 

[Ravenloft]

Now you know I don't use my fingers for that, you wanker. *starts looking for the 'dildo of might'*

You just keep your hands off the Dildo of Might! That belongs to Val! ...VAL! Ren is trying to steal your Dildo of Might!

 

[Azwed]

Yeah i thought she meant the other kind of facial too. You know that white gooey facial. I was already starting to formulate this whole post about how some girls liked facials. They like getting thier faces covered in ooey gooey cum and how they hell can Never being a lesbian have any grounds to call unwondorus. I mean lesbians don't do facials do they. I mean well I guess they could if they were squirters but then that would just not be the same.

*wanders off mumbling about trying to convert Never over and show her a real facial:

 

[RisiaSkye]

What if "girly" things and "guy" things aren't the problem? What if the problem is that we see women as children ("girls") who don't have a choice? Maybe the props and the actions of gender aren't the issue--it's how we think about them and treat the people who don't do what we think they should based on what they've got between their legs.

Do what you like...who gives a damn what gender role it's been assigned?

If you don't like something and don't want to do/wear/say/be it, fine. But not liking it because it's "femme" is just as limited and not liking something, or someone, because it is/they are "butch." I don't avoid garter belts because they're "girly," I think they, and all stockings, are incredibly uncomfortable and inhibiting. But, I wouldn't give a damn if hubbie wanted to wear them...