The Ultimate Taboo

If the pet is a unicorn or a talking frog or is were, it's alright.
Does the underage prohibition apply to meta-beasts?
If so, who would want to screw a 19-year-old frog-oid?
If not, then are selkie (were-seal) toddlers fair game?

Forget human-beast relationships. What of beasts themselves?
Can the mating of underage but mature animals be described?
Can a story include an underage human witnessing animals mating?

Imagine a story about the adventurous sex life of a banana slug (BS), which like many such molluscs is hermaphroditic, told from the young BS's conscious POV. Is this perverse?

Suppose the BS's consciousness is that of a reincarnated human, maybe one who died in childhood, who must integrate the slug's sexuality with their own. Is this banned?

I will admit that I don't frequent the categories where magical animal stories abound, so I'm not familiar with the conventions there. A banana-slug series would be only a slight challenge for me to write. Finding the right category might be trickier.

If two BS's from the same egg sac mate, would the story be filed under INCEST/TABOO? How about if the two involved BS's both bear human consciousness, those of underage siblings who died and reincarnated simultaneously. Is that NONHUMAN or INCEST or FANTASY or what?

Edges of envelopes are meant to be pushed, right?
 
Does the underage prohibition apply to meta-beasts?
If so, who would want to screw a 19-year-old frog-oid?
If not, then are selkie (were-seal) toddlers fair game?

Forget human-beast relationships. What of beasts themselves?
Can the mating of underage but mature animals be described?
Can a story include an underage human witnessing animals mating?

Imagine a story about the adventurous sex life of a banana slug (BS), which like many such molluscs is hermaphroditic, told from the young BS's conscious POV. Is this perverse?

Suppose the BS's consciousness is that of a reincarnated human, maybe one who died in childhood, who must integrate the slug's sexuality with their own. Is this banned?

I will admit that I don't frequent the categories where magical animal stories abound, so I'm not familiar with the conventions there. A banana-slug series would be only a slight challenge for me to write. Finding the right category might be trickier.

If two BS's from the same egg sac mate, would the story be filed under INCEST/TABOO? How about if the two involved BS's both bear human consciousness, those of underage siblings who died and reincarnated simultaneously. Is that NONHUMAN or INCEST or FANTASY or what?

Edges of envelopes are meant to be pushed, right?

This post changed my life.
 
Limitations We Writers Accept
by Boxlicker101©


We can't write of sex between humans and dogs,
Or humans with wombats, giraffes or with frogs.

But we can write plenty of cats fucking cats,
Or couplings of horses or kangaroo rats.

I never have done it for nobody cares
To read of the mating of Kodiak bears.

But if someone wanted to write about beasties
That went about breeding with different species.

Then Laurel and Manu would probably say
"You can write it but no one will read anyway."
 
Limitations We Writers Accept
by Boxlicker101©


We can't write of sex between humans and dogs,
Or humans with wombats, giraffes or with frogs.

But we can write plenty of cats fucking cats,
Or couplings of horses or kangaroo rats.

I never have done it for nobody cares
To read of the mating of Kodiak bears.

But if someone wanted to write about beasties
That went about breeding with different species.

Then Laurel and Manu would probably say
"You can write it but no one will read anyway."

LMAO. That's great!!
 
Nicely, hopefully.

I realize now that we're connected, all of us: you, me, the banana slug; we're all just players in God's great big, impossible to categorize, perverted erotica story. It explains so much, like why I keep getting fucked in life.
 
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