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[indigoboy]

This weekend being Halloween there are lots of fun things going on, and my wife and I have planned to go to a fetish ball for a few weeks now. I even went so far as to get her a latex outfit for the event.

And then she tells me last night that a friend of hers is coming to stay with us this weekend, with boyfriend in tow. My expectations of seeing all sorts of sexy people decked out in rubber and then coming home and having ultra-horny wild sex are somewhat dashed by the presence of visitors. We have a small one-bedroom apartment.

So my question is, how do you have great *quiet* sex?

hehe.

I guess the alternative is to *not* be quiet, but I have never liked the idea of people listening in while I get down.

 

[sxylegs]

This weekend being Halloween there are lots of fun things going on, and my wife and I have planned to go to a fetish ball for a few weeks now. I even went so far as to get her a latex outfit for the event.

And then she tells me last night that a friend of hers is coming to stay with us this weekend, with boyfriend in tow. My expectations of seeing all sorts of sexy people decked out in rubber and then coming home and having ultra-horny wild sex are somewhat dashed by the presence of visitors. We have a small one-bedroom apartment.

So my question is, how do you have great *quiet* sex?

hehe.

I guess the alternative is to *not* be quiet, but I have never liked the idea of people listening in while I get down.

How about taking the couple with you and all of you coming back and having great sex.......that would really be a halloween to rave about!!!....

 

[cryptictravler]

The secret, I have found, to quiet sex is location and vigor. Don't have sex on anything that makes nnoise (and carpet is pretty silent if it gets down to that). And it helps if instead of truly rapid tumultuous sex you go slow.

 

[TempWife]

Quiet sex reminds me of having sex in my bedroom with my parents just down the hall. Something about the idea of getting caught or being heard can make it more exciting and intense.

You have quiet sex by turning up the tv and/or radio to mute some sounds that you may make. Also having a pillow handy for muffling is always an idea.

Those of us with kids in the house know that "noisy" sex is a rarity.

 

[Weird Harold]

I guess the alternative is to *not* be quiet, but I have never liked the idea of people listening in while I get down.

If a sound isn't heard does it count?

Handcuffs and Headphone for your guests comes to mind as a possible solution.

A less legally questionable solutionis tickets to someplace else -- a midnight performnce of Rocky Horror Picture Show should be within drivig distance on Halloween.

If you've "only got two tickets" it's only fair to offer them to your guests.

 

[hotmelcpl]

I had to chuckle when reading this as we are just the opposite. We are having renovations done at the moment and have a few builders at the house most of the day. We have been having louder sex than we normally do for the thrill of knowing they would have heard what we were doing and enjoying the looks we get later.

Hugs
Kat

 

[indigoboy]

I had to chuckle when reading this as we are just the opposite. We are having renovations done at the moment and have a few builders at the house most of the day. We have been having louder sex than we normally do for the thrill of knowing they would have heard what we were doing and enjoying the looks we get later.

Well, if it wasn't a mutual friend and her new bf that niether of us knew, it might have been different. When we first started dating, one of her neighbors would have parties in the courtyard, and when we fucked we would leave the windows open and be as loud as possible, even to the point of making ridiculous amoutns of noise just to freak them out.

I used to have a roomate who was sort of prudish, and we usually tried to keep quiet for him. Although I remember one time when he came home from work late, and we were totally going at it. I heard him come in, although my wife (gf at the time) was coming so loudly she didn't hear him. I put my hand over her mouth, which sort of wierded her out, and she *kept* coming and moaning and screaming, until she heard him open the fridge (which was right near the bedroom door!) At that point she stopped, clenched real tight, and then started laughing hysterically.

At the moment, we live in a condo building, and next to us is a little old lady who seems to be up all night, surely she can hear us moaning and fucking at 2 or 3 in the morning... but we don't really know her so we don't really care.

But for some reason, the thought of someone we know sleeping in the next room while we go at it just seems sort of.. rude I guess.

It turned out that our guests didn't like sleeping on the floor, so they got a guesthouse room the next night. And we ended up so tanked all weekend that with the exception of a good afternoon quickie, we were too tired and drunk to get any decent sex in...

 

[DarkAurora]

You could just have oral sex. That's usually a lot quieter than fucking.

 

[sxylegs]

You could just have oral sex. That's usually a lot quieter than fucking.

It is.....you havent been around me when someone is going down on me extremely well......

 

[cassieh]

a fan can drown out sex sounds.

 

[Ezzy]

a fan can drown out sex sounds.

But they don't want someone shouting and cheering them on, they just don't want to be heard.

It would freek me having a fan in the room. What could you do to stop any Mexican waves they started? Especially if you have a water bed?

 

[CherryPop22]

But they don't want someone shouting and cheering them on, they just don't want to be heard.

It would freek me having a fan in the room. What could you do to stop any Mexican waves they started? Especially if you have a water bed?

hehe that made my day i needed a good laugh. I can just see two people on the bed and then around the bed are a bunch of people with thoes big foam fingers

 

[indigoboy]

But they don't want someone shouting and cheering them on, they just don't want to be heard.

Haha! That is *just* what we need!