The Ultimate Annoying Fascinating List Thread -- Pick Your "Friends"

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Friends" has announced that they're going to close up shop soon, but NBC wants to keep the franchise alive, and needs six new actors to play Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Ross, Joey and Chandler. You're one of the new actors, and you get to pick the others.

And, sure, you can cast REDWAVE as Gunther, if you like.

CHANDLER - Dixon Carter Lee
ROSS - Problem Child
JOEY - RawHumor
MONICA - Laurel
RACHEL - Sunstruck
PHOEBE - Todd


JANICE - Pacific Blue

 

[perks]

omg, just imagining this, is hysterical.

 

[RawHumor]

I'd HAVE to be Chandler. Sunstruck would be my Monica, only she's not even close to that annoying.

Rambrat can be Joey.

Amelia would be Phoebe.

BBW can be Ross.

I'm not sure about Rachel.

 

[sunstruck]

Oh this requires some serious thought. I can't wait to see what people post. lol

 

[Sillyman]

Well for sheer comic effect I would say Scylis, Frimost, Naudiz, Perky, and Red_Rose. You sort out who is who.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

So? It's me, and.........

Andy Dick.
That dude from JackAss...... Johnny Knoxville?

And then let's throw in Jack Black.

Pam Anderson.
Carmen Electra

and.........

That big porn star babe.........?????

The tall blonde??????

Jenna Jamison!!!!!

Now that's a cast - let's party.

 

[sunstruck]

Amelia would be Phoebe.

I was going to say that!

How annoying am I?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And of course......

with my cast it doesn't matter who plays who.

 

[RawHumor]

I was going to say that!

How annoying am I?

Well, you don't post pics near often enough, and that's pretty friggin annoying!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

"Friends" has announced that they're going to close up shop soon, but NBC wants to keep the franchise alive, and needs six new actors to play Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Ross, Joey and Chandler. You're one of the new actors, and you get to pick the others.

And, sure, you can cast REDWAVE as Gunther, if you like.

CHANDLER - Dixon Carter Lee
ROSS - Problem Child
JOEY - RawHumor
MONICA - Laurel
RACHEL - Sunstruck
PHOEBE - Todd


JANICE - Pacific Blue

I assume the theater has adequate parking, right?

 

[perks]

Well for sheer comic effect I would say Scylis, Frimost, Naudiz, Perky, and Red_Rose. You sort out who is who.

this is a helluva list... I'm intrigued, and have to say I can't figure it out.

are you chandler?
scylis is joey
frimost is ross
naudiz is monica
red_rose is rachel
that leaves phoebe, and I'm not sure I'd fit.

let me know how close I am?

 

[Spinaroonie]

"Friends" has announced that they're going to close up shop soon, but NBC wants to keep the franchise alive...

I'm just surprised that you watch that show.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: The Ultimate Annoying Fascinating List Thread -- Pick Your "Friends"

I'm just surprised that you watch that show.

well, he's chandler. No, I mean, really that's him.

I can't believe I just wasted all those ones on a Dixon quip.

 

[Sillyman]

I would be taking some minor liberties with the characters. So two of them are now gun toting maniacs for example. Just little stuff.

 

[Mischka]

Sexy-girl is Ross's first ex-wife. Never is her partner.

Spinaroonie is Pheobe's younger brother.

 

[perks]

Sexy-girl is Ross's first ex-wife. Never is her partner.

Spinaroonie is Pheobe's younger brother.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh YES, that's good!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm just surprised that you watch that show.

What do you mean? A show about six white people in a mythical race-free New York City with gigantic Manhattan apartments where no one ever has to take the Subway and still manages to constantly hang together in one part of town? What's not to love?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

FUN BOBBY = p p man, when he's drinking
CHANDLER'S PSYCHOTIC ROOMMATE = Sparky

 

[perks]

the only thing worse is the mean streets of madison avenue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh, oh - oh....... you meant........

pick people here from Lit to be cast on the show.....

Hmmmmmm????

Don't you think the show is boring enough as it is????

 

[sunstruck]

What do you mean? A show about six white people in a mythical race-free New York City with gigantic Manhattan apartments where no one ever has to take the Subway and still manages to constantly hang together in one part of town? What's not to love?

What? Are you saying New York isn't like that?

 

[Spinaroonie]

What do you mean? A show about six white people in a mythical race-free New York City with gigantic Manhattan apartments where no one ever has to take the Subway and still manages to constantly hang together in one part of town? What's not to love?

That they aren't funny.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Who is "Ugly Naked Guy?"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That they aren't funny.

You can not like the show, but you've got to give in on the "funny" thing.It's the number one show for nearly a decade. It takes months to get the free tickets to attend a taping. The comedy takes in millions in adverting revenue. The cast makes a million bucks an episode. Critics constantly praise its writing. The show is a success because people laugh.

Of course they're funny.

 

[Spinaroonie]

You can not like the show, but you've got to give in on the "funny" thing.It's the number one show for nearly a decade. It takes months to get the free tickets to attend a taping. The comedy takes in millions in adverting revenue. The cast makes a million bucks an episode. Critics constantly praise its writing.

How much of that is because of the soap opera aspect of the show?

The British version is much better.