The Tyson/Lewis/Rachman Debacle

[Laurel]

Anyone else following this sordid episode? Just when you thought boxing couldn't get any less reputable...

 

[Boxstar]

I don't know about anyone else, but I love to watch Tyson fight anyone. Whether he is biting off body parts or knockin' the piss out of people, the guy puts on a show.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, I'd so like to see a Lewis-Tyson match-up. It'd probably be the last fight for both of them...they'll make millions and retire. I'm so pissed at Lewis for losing to Rachman. If that hadn't happened, a Lewis/Tyson fight would be a reality by now.

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, I'd so like to see a Lewis-Tyson match-up. It'd probably be the last fight for both of them...they'll make millions and retire. I'm so pissed at Lewis for losing to Rachman. If that hadn't happened, a Lewis/Tyson fight would be a reality by now.

I try to follow crap like this but just can't. Why? I can't honestly say that there is a matchup between any two of these three body bags that I have interest in seeing.

Tyson-Lewis: Would be the best of the three but would still feature a well past his prime Tyson against a guy whose preventative style would turn this into the kind of frustrating fight that Tyson will flip out and bite or kick or stab someone during

Tyson-Rachman: Would last 10 minutes. Tyson would eat him alive.

Lewis-Rachman: The first one sucked anyway.

 

[Laurel]

Boxing's totally fucked, and it's Don King's fault. I'd like to see McCain as President, if only because then he might actually be able to clean up boxing once and for all.

 

[Weevil]

Boxing's totally fucked, and it's Don King's fault. I'd like to see McCain as President, if only because then he might actually be able to clean up boxing once and for all.

It's easy to blame it all on King but it is equally the fault of the contemptable, greedy sons of bitches who can't stanbd up to him.