The Truth Is Out There

Seattle Zack

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Even though the "Swift Boat Veterans" have been exposed as lying paid sycophants of the Bush administration doesn't mean there aren't more serious questions to be answered....!

The Truth Is Out There!

Did George Bush actually win a Varsity letter in Cheerleading at Yale? Or was this another "no show" like the National Guard? ... current and alumni Yale cheerleaders want to know the truth. Why haven't any member of Bush's Cheerleading Squad come forward and verified that he actually attended practice and the games?

Cheerleaders for Truth

The fraternity boys have some questions too. The time has come to reveal the truth about the man who served as our leader 35 years ago: George W. Bush '68, President of Delta Kappa Epsilon, Yale Chapter.

Dekes for Truth

Sure, Bush was a besotted coke fiend for twenty years before being elected president ... or was he? Is he merely pandering to the swing-vote alcoholic cokehead demographic? With a commercial readied to be broadcast immediately after the RNC Convention, best buds and customers of George Bush’s favorite hangouts during his National Guard duty have stepped forward to clear the record.

Moe's Tavern's Patrons for Truth

When George W. Bush talks about his past, he uses the words "reckless" and "irresponsible." He claims that in 1986, after half a lifetime of hard drink and easy women, he finally sobered up-- and he wants us to believe he'll never revert to his hard-partying ways. But the captains who piloted his pleasure craft during those "wild" years, as well as his fellow pleasure craft revelers, see him in a very different light....

Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth

Just because you dodged the Viet Nam draft by going into the National Guard and then went AWOL, doesn't necessarily mean you are unpatriotic.

Just because you were wrong about Iraq's uranium enrichment program, long range missiles, remotely powered aircraft, mobile biological laboratories, chemical and biological weapons, ties to the 9-11 attack or anything that could be considered a clear and immediate danger to our country doesn't necessarily mean you have invaded a country in a manner that is illegal under international law.

Just because you withdrew from the control of international human rights treaties, the Geneva convention, and war crimes courts and told the soldiers to get information from prisoners "by any means necessary" doesn't necessarily mean you were setting up a culture that was conducive to war crimes and torture.

Just because you "Shocked and Awed" a defenseless county, destroying their roads, electrical grid, water supply communications, killed their women and children as they slept at home in their beds or men as they prayed in mosques, doesn't necessarily mean you don't understand how to win the battle for the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people.

Just because you took what you said was a $6.4 trillion surplus and turned it into more than a $2 trillion deficit doesn't necessarily mean you are not a fiscal conservative.

National Guard Pilots for Truth
 
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Seattle Zack said:
Even though the "Swift Boat Veterans" have been exposed as lying paid sycophants of the Bush administration doesn't mean there aren't more serious questions to be answered....!

The Truth Is Out There!

Did George Bush actually win a Varsity letter in Cheerleading at Yale? Or was this another "no show" like the National Guard? ... current and alumni Yale cheerleaders want to know the truth. Why haven't any member of Bush's Cheerleading Squad come forward and verified that he actually attended practice and the games?

Cheerleaders for Truth

The fraternity boys have some questions too. The time has come to reveal the truth about the man who served as our leader 35 years ago: George W. Bush '68, President of Delta Kappa Epsilon, Yale Chapter.

Dekes for Truth

Sure, Bush was a besotted coke fiend for twenty years before being elected president ... or was he? Is he merely pandering to the swing-vote alcoholic cokehead demographic? With a commercial readied to be broadcast immediately after the RNC Convention, best buds and customers of George Bush’s favorite hangouts during his National Guard duty have stepped forward to clear the record.

Moe's Tavern's Patrons for Truth

When George W. Bush talks about his past, he uses the words "reckless" and "irresponsible." He claims that in 1986, after half a lifetime of hard drink and easy women, he finally sobered up-- and he wants us to believe he'll never revert to his hard-partying ways. But the captains who piloted his pleasure craft during those "wild" years, as well as his fellow pleasure craft revelers, see him in a very different light....

Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth

Just because you dodged the Viet Nam draft by going into the National Guard and then went AWOL, doesn't necessarily mean you are unpatriotic.

Just because you were wrong about Iraq's uranium enrichment program, long range missiles, remotely powered aircraft, mobile biological laboratories, chemical and biological weapons, ties to the 9-11 attack or anything that could be considered a clear and immediate danger to our country doesn't necessarily mean you have invaded a country in a manner that is illegal under international law.

Just because you withdrew from the control of international human rights treaties, the Geneva convention, and war crimes courts and told the soldiers to get information from prisoners "by any means necessary" doesn't necessarily mean you were setting up a culture that was conducive to war crimes and torture.

Just because you "Shocked and Awed" a defenseless county, destroying their roads, electrical grid, water supply communications, killed their women and children as they slept at home in their beds or men as they prayed in mosques, doesn't necessarily mean you don't understand how to win the battle for the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people.

Just because you took what you said was a $6.4 trillion surplus and turned it into more than a $2 trillion deficit doesn't necessarily mean you are not a fiscal conservative.

National Guard Pilots for Truth

The truth may be out there, but in the jungle of political ads, the truth is usually not as effective as a few well spun half truths. The swift boat ads hurt kerry and much like a news paper retraction, far more see the head line than the retraction.

-Colly
 
"A lie can travel half way around the world before the truth has time to tie its shoelaces."

I don't know who said that - think I read it in Dear Abby...
 
Most people don't want the truth.

Lies are usually warm and beautiful. The truth is often bleak and cold.

Lies confirm our position as one step below God, and She won't keep her job if she fucks up once more. The truth is that we are a lot less powerful, wise and good than we want to know.

Lies convince us that what we are doing must be done in order for peace and freedom to reign. The truth is that the biggest battle is against ourselves, and we usually lose that one.

So most of us prefer lies.

We're smut writers for Christ's sake. Our whole business is founded on creating warm and beautiful lies. Well, except for the BDSM writers. But then, warm and beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.
 
rgraham666 said:
We're smut writers for Christ's sake. Our whole business is founded on creating warm and beautiful lies. Well, except for the BDSM writers. But then, warm and beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.

Hey! Speak for yourself, rg!

Well-spanked butt cheeks are bright red and warm and beautiful!

;)
 
"Pleasure Boat Captains For Truth" is a scream. Thank you, Zack. Between that and air conditioning, I'm losing count of the reasons to celebrate the return of electricity to the Decaying Jungle Compound.
 
rgraham666 said:

We're smut writers for Christ's sake. Our whole business is founded on creating warm and beautiful lies. Well, except for the BDSM writers. But then, warm and beautiful is in the eye of the beholder.

woah, hold on, you mean we arent supposed to be writing true stories on here...everyone else is making things up... shit...thats news to me. mayb i should try that theory!!

spiders >('.' )<
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Hey! Speak for yourself, rg!

Well-spanked butt cheeks are bright red and warm and beautiful!

;)

I threw in a caveat. Ain't my type of thing, but some people like it.

Some people like cantaloupe. I don't understand that either.

What the hell? As long as you don't do in the streets etc.
 
sexyspiders said:
woah, hold on, you mean we arent supposed to be writing true stories on here...everyone else is making things up... shit...thats news to me. mayb i should try that theory!!

spiders >('.' )<

Well, I certainly don't. A gentlemen doesn't speak about such things.

If their husbands find out, I'm in a world of hurt!
 
rgraham666 said:
We're smut writers for Christ's sake. Our whole business is founded on creating warm and beautiful lies. Well, except for the BDSM writers.

Bite your tongue.

No, wait. Bite my tongue.
 
rgraham666 said:
I threw in a caveat. Ain't my type of thing, but some people like it.

Some people like cantaloupe. I don't understand that either.

What the hell? As long as you don't do in the streets etc.

I like cantaloupe.

And strawberries - mmmm - how the juices explode on your tongue. So tasty and tart and -

OK, where the hell was I?

rg - you're such a gentleman.

:heart:

(and I promise we won't do it in the streets)
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
Go ahead.

The horses on our streets these days aren't scared by anything! :eek:

Nahh -

In the streets there aren't any bedposts. How on earth can he attach my restraints?

;)
 
In the days when Queen Victoria made that remark there were hitching rails, grooms, and horse holders.

These days, most of the people riding horses on the street have handcuffs, if you can interest them in assisting you. :rolleyes:
 
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