The Truth has been Exposed!!!

Magic Merlin

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All along I thought there was something different about Literotica. I mean this place just seemed to good to be true. But everything just didn't quite jive.

And now I have the proof. Origianlly, I believed:

Laurel was a web mistress running a porn site;

Manu was a tech wizard;

Maddog was a guy from down under with a new vehicle;

Wizard was a signmaker;

Deborah was a...well, I'm not sure what I thought Deborah was; and

Dixon was a comedian. :D:D


Well, all of this is not true. Here is the truth:D with links to their real selves.:D

Laurel is really a CEO and Big Cheese of her own conglomerate: http://www.laurel.com

Manu is the owner and developer of Manugistics, a plot to take over the free world. http://manu.com

MADDOG is a brilliant computer genius that also runs his own conglomerate. http://www.maddog.com/

Wizard is NOT a signmaker, he owns his own ISP service (he makes money off all of us that travel the web). http://www.wizard.com/

DCL may be a comedian, but he also, well you can find almost anything on http://www.dixon.com/

As for Deborah.....:D http://www.deborah.com/


So what does everyone else REALLY do? :D:D
 
Oh boy. Magic Merlin VS. Deborah

MM my friend.....You asked for it yourself :)

Is that the sound of loading a gun I hear Deborah??
 
http://www.wcm.at/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000248.html

that's what I got when I typed in magic merlin.... hmmmmm.....

great. I typed in merelan and found I run a website dedicated to Dune and the muad dib. Great. I don't even freaking understand that and I run a site dedicated to it? Oh, it isn't necessary to understand? Cool. Do I get any money?
 
What I am soon to be, Magic Merlin, is your worst nightmare.

DOG is your copilot? Really. Some days you fuck the dog and some days the dog fucks you.
 
I speak German???????

Merelan, I have no idea what that site is. Dune and the muad'dib? I like that. Wanna trade?


LMAO@Deborah. I still luv ya Deb!:D:D
 
Merlin, dear, how did you get so bored that you searched the web to discover this stuff in the first place?

I'm a computer company it seems. http://www.cheyenne.com/

Guess it beats being a nothing.
 
Hey Merlin, if you are nice maybe Mistress Hecate will translate for you? Hmm. Wonder what she charges?
 
I think you do, and you know it. I will help pay it, if you need help that is.

Bob... here's what I got for you...

http://www.voy.com/9923/

I typed in Cyan's name and got a link to Literotica. Hmmm... Wonder what that means.
 
Sammyjo said:
http://www.sammy.com

A fucking search engine...*waaaaaaaaaaaaa* I wanted to be a porn site.

He Sammy try being me is tells me there is no such address for me. I am no one and can be found no where :(
 
At least Deborah gets a porn site. If I try my real name, I get "BIG file to download" and it appears to be a program of some kind. I give up.
 
http://www.cheri.com/
I am a porn site...neener neener neener....wait is that something to be proud of? Hell they even have a pic of me on the cover! I'm calling my lawyer!
 
LOL Thanks Merelan!!! That is too perfect I was always a straight A student in math. I lived for math class and ALWAYS ruined the grading curve for everyone else :D
 
She has posted a story of mine on her site, as has Shyguy. That's why the hit. I also comment there from time to time.
Believe me?
Or do you think I was just scoping you out earlier for her? To bring you in slowly till it was too late to escape her wicked charms?
 
went to altavista and typed in bobtoad... there it was...
I think that's what I did. Want me to edit it away from the post? I am sorry. It looks cool.
 
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