The Top Ten Reasons to Congratulate Thumper on his 1000th Post

Isabella Thorne

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Congratulations Darling!

You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you ... ha ha ... ;)

The top ten reasons to congratulate Thumper on his 1000th Post:

10. He plays well with others.

9. Yes, it's true. Blondes have more fun.

8. He is single-handedly responsible for the trend back to tight black leather pants.

7. He talks with a very sexy American accent. ;)

6. He is living proof that men can look good in spandex after 35.

5. He can head-bang with the best of them.

4. He knows that Alice Cooper and Marilyn Manson do not have vaginas.

3. He can keep you tied up for hours.

2. He is so damn "cheeky" ... lol

And the # 1 reason to congratulate Thumper on his 1000th Post:

1. http://www2.eboard.com/eboard/boards/2/29/84/TandJsplace/att-52697/notepicFullSize2-11.jpg
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"His long blonde hair
Hangin' down around his knees
All the chicks who dig striptease
Prayin' for a little breeze
His long blonde hair
Falling down across his arms
Hiding all of Thumper's charms ...

~Revised lyrics to Peter and Gordon's "Lady Godiva"~
 
I agree #1 is a damn fine reason.

When I read the title to your thread I thought his ass has got to be one of the reasons.

The other 9 are also good ones too.
 
BUTT ....

Juliangel said:
When I read the title to your thread I thought his ass has got to be one of the reasons.
silly girl ... lol ... #2 IS about his ass ... ;)
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Bobtoad ... your thread inspired me.
 
Re: BUTT ....

Isabella Thorne said:
Juliangel said:
When I read the title to your thread I thought his ass has got to be one of the reasons.
silly girl ... lol ... #2 IS about his ass ... ;)
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yes but #1 IS his ass
 
I second all of your reasons Iz, especially the last two!

You think the leather's hot, you should see him in denim. ;)
 
Ya ever see a red rabbit?

Y'all say the nicest things....Thank you Isabella for this thread and the list...

and Kitten and Juliangel....*MUAH* (that's a kiss for the ladies)

I just don't know what to say...('bout time huh?)
 
I saw a red bunny today, well, his hat was red anyway.

Lol, Christmas came early at my house. ;)
 
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