Isabella Thorne
Saucy Ambassador of Tarty Foreign Affairs
- Joined
- May 5, 2000
- Posts
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Congratulations Darling!
You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you ... ha ha ...
The top ten reasons to congratulate Thumper on his 1000th Post:
10. He plays well with others.
9. Yes, it's true. Blondes have more fun.
8. He is single-handedly responsible for the trend back to tight black leather pants.
7. He talks with a very sexy American accent.
6. He is living proof that men can look good in spandex after 35.
5. He can head-bang with the best of them.
4. He knows that Alice Cooper and Marilyn Manson do not have vaginas.
3. He can keep you tied up for hours.
2. He is so damn "cheeky" ... lol
And the # 1 reason to congratulate Thumper on his 1000th Post:
1. http://www2.eboard.com/eboard/boards/2/29/84/TandJsplace/att-52697/notepicFullSize2-11.jpg
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"His long blonde hair
Hangin' down around his knees
All the chicks who dig striptease
Prayin' for a little breeze
His long blonde hair
Falling down across his arms
Hiding all of Thumper's charms ...
~Revised lyrics to Peter and Gordon's "Lady Godiva"~
You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you ... ha ha ...
The top ten reasons to congratulate Thumper on his 1000th Post:
10. He plays well with others.
9. Yes, it's true. Blondes have more fun.
8. He is single-handedly responsible for the trend back to tight black leather pants.
7. He talks with a very sexy American accent.
6. He is living proof that men can look good in spandex after 35.
5. He can head-bang with the best of them.
4. He knows that Alice Cooper and Marilyn Manson do not have vaginas.
3. He can keep you tied up for hours.
2. He is so damn "cheeky" ... lol
And the # 1 reason to congratulate Thumper on his 1000th Post:
1. http://www2.eboard.com/eboard/boards/2/29/84/TandJsplace/att-52697/notepicFullSize2-11.jpg
____________________________
"His long blonde hair
Hangin' down around his knees
All the chicks who dig striptease
Prayin' for a little breeze
His long blonde hair
Falling down across his arms
Hiding all of Thumper's charms ...
~Revised lyrics to Peter and Gordon's "Lady Godiva"~