The Top 5

British Things that Make me Shake my Head

1. Pudding that's not really pudding.
2. Warm beer
3. Biscuits that aren't really biscuits.
4. Quids.
5. The women bursting into flame when the Sun comes out.
 
一. Snickers

二. Milky Way

三. Herseys/Almond

四. Almond Joy

五. Baby Ruth
 
1. Frank Sinatra
2. Bing Crosby
3. Nat King Cole
4. Andy Williams
5. Dean Martin
 
Top 5 NFLers who got started in CFL

1. Warren Moon, quarterback
2. Joe Theismann, quarterback
3. Cameron Wake, defensive end
4. Jeff Garcia, quarterback
5. Joe Horn, wide receiver
 
Dead People I'd Like to have a Beer With

1. Alex the Great
2. Ghingas Kahn
3. Einstein
4. Leonardo da Vinci
5. Socrates
 
Living People I'd Like to Have a Beer with

1. Obama
2. Trump
3. Johnny Depp
4. Elon Musk
5. Richard Branson
 
Btiches I assfucked:

1. Ex Wife
2. Laura from high school. Thanks and hope you're doing well.
3. First wife. Told ya you'd like it.
4. That whore I picked up in a bar back when I was 21.
5.Your mom.
 
Btiches I assfucked:

1. Ex Wife
2. Laura from high school. Thanks and hope you're doing well.
3. First wife. Told ya you'd like it.
4. That whore I picked up in a bar back when I was 21.
5.Your mom.

Any more information about that Laura? She sounds fun.

So anal sex with ex-wife and first wife. Assuming they are not the same.
 
The Top 5:

  • Miami beaches
  • tailgating
  • fairway woods
  • unexpected fucking
  • San Diego beaches
 
womens tops

1. Sheer
2. tube top
3. halter
4. Men's shirt opened to her bellybutton
5. tight tee
 
Quarterbacks

1. Brett Favre
2. Tom Brady
3. Peyton Manning
4. Steve Young
5. Joe Montana

Roger "the dodger" Stauback - made the "shotgun" famous, passing yards - 22,700; TD 153, 2 super Bowl wins

Troy Aikman - passing yards - 32,942; 3 Super Bowl wins
 
1. Venice
2. Santorini
3. Taormina
4. Miami
5. Barcelona

Miami - is nothing more than little Cuba and Little Puerto Rico combined. Unless you speak Spanish, you're treated as a third class citizen so I wouldn't put Miami on any "city" list.
 
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