The Top 5

Top 5 Salmon in order of my preference.

1. White King Salmon <<<this stuff is like butter..
2. Red King Salmon (Chinook)
3. Silver Salmon (Coho)
4. Red Salmon (Sockeye or Blueback)
5. Pink Salmon (Humpy)
 
Top 5 Hoax Racist Acts or Attacks - 2000 to 2020
  • Jussie Smollett Fake Attack
  • Sherry Hall* Shooting Hoax
  • Air Force Academy Prep School Fake Racial Slur Hoax
  • NASCAR's Bubba Watson Garage Door Rope Idiocy
  • Amari Allen Dreadlock Cutting Hoax

There are plenty of other hoaxes to choose from involving idiots and losers of all races. Rev. Al Sharpton is available to lie for a "donation."

* Hall, a white, Georgia police officer, was sentenced to 15 years in prison for her stupid hoax. She's probably very popular in prison.
 
1. Jimmy Page
2. Jimmy Hendrix
3. Lindsey Buckingham
4. Stephen Stills
5. Jimmy Page
 
Top 5 Fantasies
  1. Billion Dollar Lottery Winner
  2. Threesome with Devout Nymphomaniac Gymnasts
  3. International Mega-Superstar Athlete
  4. Cock Length Increases from 8 to 11 Inches Overnight
  5. Lawn Mows Itself
 
The Top 5

  1. left nipple
  2. right nipple
  3. a third nipple, if applicable
  4. X
  5. X
 
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