The time for a Third Party has come

[BoyNextDoor]

The GF (it's complicated) and I need someone to join us.

This is it America! The third party that will change everything is finally here!

 

[neci]

i call it the middle finger.

a big fuck you.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The GF (it's complicated) and I need someone to join us.

This is it America! The third party that will change everything is finally here!

But, what sort, then?

 

[neci]

But, what sort, then?

bend over.

let me show you what your wife forgot.

 

[neci]

no really.

call me.

i need some pussy on my lips.

 

[pete]

holy hell you're feisty lately

 

[KingOrfeo]

bend over.

let me show you what your wife forgot.

No . . . not that sort. Rather, this sort!

 

[neci]

and that's what the penis said in order to to knock the vagina back into place.

fuck you, duck face.

 

[Phelia]

I fuck like a libertarian and suck cock like a whig.

 

[neci]

No . . . not that sort. Rather, this sort!

too many parties.

i'm better off serving as hostess.

good night,

sleep tight,

please let the bed bugs...

fuck that.

i'm going to bed.

sleepy head.

*cock in mouth*

in your dreams

and so she creams

 

[pete]

and that's what the penis said in order to to knock the vagina back into place.

fuck you, duck face.

aw, you sweet thing, you

btw, you had an extra "to" in there. haha.

 

[KingOrfeo]

too many parties.

Could be worse.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I fuck like a libertarian and suck cock like a whig.

I have no idea why but this made my fucking laugh like crazy.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

No . . . not that sort. Rather, this sort!

Its THIS sort.

 

[Phelia]

I have no idea why but this made my fucking laugh like crazy.

Excellent! Leave a key under the doormat for me and tell her not to wear underwear.

You know, if they had propositions like this on every ballot, it'd probably be easier to get people to vote.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

My point exactly. The plank in the party platform is "One cock in the bedroom".

FYI - The door is unlocked.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Its THIS sort.

Wrong interpretation of "party."

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I don't want to split hairs here, but if I start the thread doesn't my interpretation of "party" prevail?

Colonel, can you jump in here and help a Klidescope Glasses wearing Tom Cat out? I think this must be subject to judicial review.