The Three-Foot No-Cock Zone

[KillerMuffin]

Does anyone know if this is still in effect or if it's been rescinded?

I can't recall.

 

[Cibo]

It's no longer in effect.

 

[Ishmael]

Getting into elephant country there Killer.

Ishmael

 

[glamorilla]

three foot cocks!!!

 

[Ishmael]

three foot cocks!!!

No shit!!! I'm backing out of this thread.

Ishmael

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's nothing you'd be interested in, Glam. It's a Lit Zoning Law created for squeamish men who think that they'll lose all reproductive capabilities if they come into eye contact with another man's cock.

A zone of no less than three feet is to be maintained between uncovered cocks at all times. For safety.

 

[Shaq]

Penises emit a strong radiation field. Coming into contact with another penis can have hazardous results. It's always best to maintain a good distance.

 

[christophe]

Penises emit a strong radiation field. Coming into contact with another penis can have hazardous results. It's always best to maintain a good distance.

nead to place lead partitions between these threads

 

[Saint Peter]

I sure am glad I bought this 37" monitor from BestBuy.

 

[Cheyenne]

I think once Lasher got back to Lit after his "short" vacation and PC got lust in his eyes, that particular 3 foot rule was thrown out.
(Do I need a smilie here?)

 

[Marxist]

I think once Lasher got back to Lit after his "short" vacation and PC got lust in his eyes, that particular 3 foot rule was thrown out.
(Do I need a smilie here?)

Lasher is male? But he has a cat for an avatar...

 

[Guest]

three foot cocks!!!

______

Now, now glam.


Size isn't everything.

 

[Guest]

It's nothing you'd be interested in, Glam. It's a Lit Zoning Law created for squeamish men who think that they'll lose all reproductive capabilities if they come into eye contact with another man's cock.

A zone of no less than three feet is to be maintained between uncovered cocks at all times. For safety.

_____

Unless, of course ...

there is that aching urge, as you stare at it, throbbing in front of you, to reach out and touch it ... no, grab it ... with both hands, kneeling down in front of it ... as if to pray to it in all its thick glory ... it pulses to erectness in seconds, as your unblinking eyes stare at the oozing precum tip dribbling out of the swollen mushroom head, down your fingers ... you begin to stroke it ... yeah ... masturbating its entire, long length ... and the "guy", who's attached to the cock, begins to moan and groan ... the unbeliveable pressure building ... his testicles elevate ... the point of 'no-return' is quickly reached ... and then, his pelvis thrusts begin ... convulsing ... he closes his eyes and grits his teeth as he deluges your face with stream after stream of hot, sticky, white cream ... you tongue it off his engorged mushroom head as you smear the head all around your lips, and cheeks, and face ... you ...


Ahem...

Yeah, KM, I think 2.5' to 3' is a good, safe distance.

 

[Problem Child]

Muffie, stop obsessing over my psuedohomophobia. It's not a mentally healthy thing for you to do.

 

[LisaFunOne1]

but....
whereas it made for a fantastic KillerMuffin story.. id have to point out that a three foot no cock zone does rule out several possibilities...