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[YANKEE DAN]

This Haiku was inspired by the scene at the end of the third movie, when Galadrial glances at Frodo before getting on the boat, me and my posse totally agree that she wants Frodo bad. This isn't the most structurally perfect ku I've written, but hey I wrote it in 4th period, I was tired. It still rocks though.

Frodo the Hobbit
Son of Drogo the Hobbit
Old Bilbo's heir

Lady of the wood
Galadrial makes good food
Gald to have her shrimp

Frodo is a pimp
Galadrial makes the shrimp
For his fellowship

Frodo gets some rests
Between Galadrial's breast
She likes him the best

Her lord is a sissy
Can't satisfy his lady
She's Frodo's baby

Bangin, huh?