The "Things I Hate" thread

[FallingToFly]

When lit is moving really slow.

seconded. The only thing worse is when I have a piece halfway done and get stuck. I have four of those right now. And another load of laundry to go do. Ah well, back to the grindstone.

 

[MissBri]

 

[joeys-game]

Being flaked on.

awwwwww ((((((((jett)))))))

 

[MissBri]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

People hovering and talking incessantly while I'm trying to write.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Combine harvesters

 

[Aurora Black]

People who don't take me seriously, or people who think my writing is just "a hobby."

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Being sick

 

[FallingToFly]

People who don't take me seriously, or people who think my writing is just "a hobby."

want to stab them with a quill? I'll hold them!!!

 

[Aurora Black]

want to stab them with a quill? I'll hold them!!!

I'll slice them up Marie style.

 

[FallingToFly]

I'll slice them up Marie style.

*passes over the broken bottle of doom, a gift from the High Priestess of the convulsing Testicle, Pyxie, the Canadian Sex Goddess*

 

[Aurora Black]

*passes over the broken bottle of doom, a gift from the High Priestess of the convulsing Testicle, Pyxie, the Canadian Sex Goddess*

I'll only be a moment. *sounds of screams, gurgles, then silence*

 

[wildwildbest]

my list of hates

people who floss their teeth in public (seriously, go to the restroom)
people who drive in the fast lane and go exactly the speed limit
vanity plates that make no dayum sense
when I run out of chocolate
diet snack food
luxury boxes in football
thin toilet paper
underwire bras
pickled anything except for pickles
the reminder note from my ob/gyn
skinny chicks who eat like lumberjacks but never gain any weight
the men who like those chicks
the forty seven thousand questions cashiers ask you when you're trying to check out...no I don't want to disclose my zip code, pay for this with a credit card, purchase stamps or a magazine subscription, donate to (insert fund), want cash back or register to vote...I just need these D batteries. Thanks.

 

[NoJo]

People hovering and talking incessantly while I'm trying to write.

Sorry, I promise to behave myself in future. It was probably the two double espressos. But I'm surprised you could hear me from way over there.

 

[joeys-game]

Sorry, I promise to behave myself in future. It was probably the two double espressos. But I'm surprised you could hear me from way over there.

Some 3 legged donkey was lookin for you earlier..

 

[Aurora Black]

skinny chicks who eat like lumberjacks but never gain any weight.

Maybe because they go immediately to the restroom after the meal? Well, some of them anyway. *gagging noises*

 

[Guest]

Maybe because they go immediately to the restroom after the meal? Well, some of them anyway. *gagging noises*

Ewwwww, true! lol

 

[Aurora Black]

Ewwwww, true! lol

I don't really hate it (because I don't think about it enough to do so), I just don't understand it. Food is one of the many pleasures of life. Why not enjoy it?

 

[Guest]

I don't really hate it (because I don't think about it enough to do so), I just don't understand it. Food is one of the many pleasures of life. Why not enjoy it?

Indeed, and quite!

 

[SeaCat]

While I do not allow myself to hate, there are some things that I do dislike intensely.

The idiot in the car who seeing my signal to change lanes roars up to sit right beside me until I miss the exit I'm trying to get to.

The sick fuck at the picnic who has to overload his/her plate, making sure others have to skip or just barely nibble so everyone gets something to eat, then throws most of it away.

Joe Hornblower and his 500 pound wife who got in my wifes face because they didn't like the way she happened to be dressed. (They claimed it was immoral. Since when are Blue Jeans and a T-Shirt Immoral?) No I don't dislike the Police Officer who intervened, he was just doing his job.

Maggots who take on a pet then toss it out the door when they no longer care to take care of it.

Idiot landlords who do nothing to take care of their property, then try to blame the tenant for it's condition. (Good thing I have copies of my letters of complain, sent registered mail of course.)

Pisswhacking family members who forget that the reason I left the north was to get away from them, and are now claiming that it is my leaving that is causing my parents to tell them to piss up a rope whenever they show up at the door demanding money.

Cat

 

[matriarch]

I'm not fond of insomnia.
I'm decidedly anti my body when it puts on weight so easily.
There is no love lost between me and bigots.
I have a distinct aversion to the aroma and taste of garlic. *shudder*
Vacuous, simpering, shallow persons who pontificate on all things beyond their understanding will raise my blood pressure to almost dangerous heights.

All these things, and probably many more that I can't think of at 3 in the morning will cause me distress, but I can't say I 'hate' them. That would give them all far too much importance.

The things I do hate are:

Continuing, incessant, and seemingly pointless war going on all over the world. To what end? More dead bodies?

Poverty and hunger that is killing millions of people all over the third world, in direct comparison to the obsession the so-called civilised world has with food - mountains of it, obscene and unnecessary amounts of it served to already overfed, overweight, immobile people many of whom cost health services great amounts of money to keep them reasonably healthy as a direct result of over-eating. Why else the millions of pounds being earned by slimming organisations, and companies producing slimming aids? It is a situation that disgusts me, revolts me, and one of the few things that causes me to wonder on the fate of humanity in years to come.

The destruction of the planet we hold in tenancy for future generations, through the simple auspices of greed. Pure and simple.

Humanity as a whole, as a pernicious and selfish species, does not deserve to survive. The planet would be better off without us.

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm not fond of insomnia.
I'm decidedly anti my body when it puts on weight so easily.
There is no love lost between me and bigots.
I have a distinct aversion to the aroma and taste of garlic. *shudder*
Vacuous, simpering, shallow persons who pontificate on all things beyond their understanding will raise my blood pressure to almost dangerous heights.

All these things, and probably many more that I can't think of at 3 in the morning will cause me distress, but I can't say I 'hate' them. That would give them all far too much importance.

The things I do hate are:

Continuing, incessant, and seemingly pointless war going on all over the world. To what end? More dead bodies?

Poverty and hunger that is killing millions of people all over the third world, in direct comparison to the obsession the so-called civilised world has with food - mountains of it, obscene and unnecessary amounts of it served to already overfed, overweight, immobile people many of whom cost health services great amounts of money to keep them reasonably healthy as a direct result of over-eating. Why else the millions of pounds being earned by slimming organisations, and companies producing slimming aids? It is a situation that disgusts me, revolts me, and one of the few things that causes me to wonder on the fate of humanity in years to come.

The destruction of the planet we hold in tenancy for future generations, through the simple auspices of greed. Pure and simple.

Humanity as a whole, as a pernicious and selfish species, does not deserve to survive. The planet would be better off without us.

Yikes!

 

[Guest]

spiders. I hate them spiders

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Headaches

as in the not tonight huney kind?