The Testosterone Lounge

[SummerMorning]

Take the lands... I have your womenfolk!

har har!

 

[SummerMorning]

I am a pale shadow of a man.

Sports hold zero interest to me. Neither does gambling. I do not know how to fix cars. I dislike fishing and hunting.

Sex drugs and rock and roll are all I have going for me as far as my qualifications go. Oh, and I like guns and anything involving explosions or tests of will.

I sport regularly - running, hiking, climbing, fencing, cycling. I don't gamble, I game. I fish. I particularly enjoy cleaning fish - but that's just me. I also enjoy cooking. However, I'm more vegetarian than not. Oh, I also enjoy gathering mushrooms.

What else?

Hmm... sex, check. Drugs, check. Rock and roll, check.

You forgot cars, rosco!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Take the lands... I have your womenfolk!

har har!

*looks around*

Who the hell left the gate open in the sex slave pens! You idiots! THe enemy have made off with our breeding stock!!!

 

[pop_54]

Standing on the bridge at midnight..... Picking blackheads off her crutch..... She said Jack I've never had it..... I said no not fucking much!......... dum dee dum dee da da dum.......... Evenin all




Whoaa!! The slave split arses have all fucked off... and just as I'd got the bloody mud ready............



Now what are we going to do about watching a couple of rug munching dyke girls romping in the mud.

 

[Guest]

I'm here! Not technically a dyke, but I'd never say no to a bit of girlie action.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

I'm here! Not technically a dyke, but I'd never say no to a bit of girlie action.

Lou

Lou - you sexy beastess

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOU!!!!

Missed you babe, I've been stuck with Charley and you missed my AV change you whore.

 

[Guest]

Lou - you sexy beastess

I could get used to this.

 

[Guest]

LOU!!!!

Missed you babe, I've been stuck with Charley and you missed my AV change you whore.

ABS!!!!

You poor thing. Talk about fate worse than death. ( U, Ch!!! )

Love your new AV, you slag! Blondie was one of my fave bands when I was a little squirt. I remember rocking to the Tide is High before I could even walk (do I make you feel old? Do I? Hahaha!).

 

[pop_54]

I'm here! Not technically a dyke, but I'd never say no to a bit of girlie action.

Lou

Luo you gorgeous wannabe rug muncher... where you been all my life

Hey guys get the mud ready... the girls are back Charley and ABS too yayhayyyyyy


Buuuuuurrrrrrrrppppp!! sorry fucking Vidaloo. Phraaaaaaarrrrpppp!! Whoa talk about Ghandi's revenge, nearly burned me piles off.

 

[Guest]

Luo you gorgeous wannabe rug muncher... where you been all my life

Hey guys get the mud ready... the girls are back Charley and ABS too yayhayyyyyy


Buuuuuurrrrrrrrppppp!! sorry fucking Vidaloo. Phraaaaaaarrrrpppp!! Whoa talk about Ghandi's revenge, nearly burned me piles off.

pops...
only you could make me double over with laughter about piles

gablesssya!

 

[Guest]

just
cant
let
this
one
die....


BUMP
&
GRIND

 

[doormouse]

just
cant
let
this
one
die....


BUMP
&
GRIND

Mmm what a sight to wake up to

 

[sincerely_helene]

Standing on the bridge at midnight..... Picking blackheads off her crutch..... She said Jack I've never had it..... I said no not fucking much!......... dum dee dum dee da da dum.......... Evenin all




~Removed~

 

[Vincent E]

just
cant
let
this
one
die....


BUMP
&
GRIND

That's it Vella, baby. Shake your money maker. Woo hoo.

The calender is a bit full this weekend, so I am planning to hold the next Triple Nipple Medley for any of the chicks who are interested for Saturday night, September 18 at 10:00pm Eastern time (USA). That's -5:00GMT.

Rules for the contest were posted on a previous page, but there will be some revising, and I'll have them up in the lounge the day before the event. Once again, for the uninitiated, this T-lounge Olympic event is for ladies who want to test how long they can hold theri nipples in their mouths all for the fun of it.

All chicks are welcome. No fat guys with man-boobs. Nobody wants to see that.


Now, back to Vella. Get up on the coffee table girlie and get your freak on.

 

[Seattle Zack]

So I took Patriots for $100, giving three (pushed)

Seahawks for $100, giving 2 1/2 (won $90)

Raiders -4 for $100 (Black and Silver lost, but Pittsburgh didn't cover), won $90

Not even close on my three game parlay for $50 (lost 50)

Didn't bet on MNF, although I was leaning towards the Pack, had a weird gut feeling to stay away from this one. Should have bet it. Heavily.

+130 for the weekend, not too bad.

Any other degenerate gamblers out there?

 

[Belegon]

I love football, but I don't bet on anything anymore...

sometimes you have to learn what your weaknesses are and just stay away or else. Thus, I don't gamble anymore. At least, not with money...

 

[Guest]

stepping into the lounge..


inhaling deeply

frowning

you men are falling down on the job.. the testosterone is totally missing .....

whats wrong with you?
get busy with your manly men type things!


*will not come back until you do something very lewd... HRMF!*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

stepping into the lounge..


inhaling deeply

frowning

you men are falling down on the job.. the testosterone is totally missing .....

whats wrong with you?
get busy with your manly men type things!


*will not come back until you do something very lewd... HRMF!*

You know...

Men always come running for some HOT girl/girl action. Whadda ya say we round up a few chicks and get freaky?

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

Lo everyone Bbbuuuuuuuuuurpppppppppp!!! oops sorry... how's you lot then... ahh!! bloody itchy bollocks.... that's better, fuckin crabs......................

 

[Honey123]

You know...

Men always come running for some HOT girl/girl action. Whadda ya say we round up a few chicks and get freaky?

~lucky

Count me in lucky-love....I love performing ~ for men that is..

 

[Guest]

I want a MAN. A real MAN. A real dirty fucker of a MAN.

Just the mood I'm in...

 

[Guest]

I want a MAN. A real MAN. A real dirty fucker of a MAN.

Just the mood I'm in...

Looking for volenteers?

*Flailing arms*

Oh! OH! Pick me! Pick me!

 

[Guest]

Looking for volenteers?

*Flailing arms*

Oh! OH! Pick me! Pick me!

That is mighty tempting...

(But I don't want to get into trouble! )

 

[Guest]

Well, MAYHEM is my middle name. I can handle your kind of trouble.