The Testosterone Lounge

[Honey123]

Fine by me, child. Did you ever see National Lampoon's high school yearbook parody? First came out in the seventies and has just been re-issued. If you get a chance, check it out, especially the photo of the cheerleader's spinning during a pep rally.

Rumple Foreskin

I was a cheerleader in the 70's...nah..I'm jokin' only would have 5 years old...

I will do...

 

[Boxlicker101]

Fine by me, child. Did you ever see National Lampoon's high school yearbook parody? First came out in the seventies and has just been re-issued. If you get a chance, check it out, especially the photo of the cheerleader's spinning during a pep rally.

Rumple Foreskin

As I recall, that cheerleader pic was on the cover. They always had some of the best satires and parody, and didn't worry about being PC. I haven't seen their mag in years.

 

[Seattle Zack]

http://www.marksverylarge.com/images/yearbook.jpg

The High School Yearbook Parody was one of the most stunning achievements of National Lampoon during its heyday. It was one of the most ambitious publishing project ever undertaken by the magazine. It consists of a nearly full-length parody of a typical high school yearbook followed by numerous documents and ephemera relating to Larry Kroger, a fictional student at C. Estes Kefauver High School, Dacron, Ohio (also fictional). A prep school on the Upper West Side of New York City was rented for several months and twenty young people were cast as the senior class. The staff was played by NatLamp writers and staffers. The attention to detail is mind-boggling, and is really the key to what makes the whole thing so funny. The issue was a bestseller for the magazine and went into several printings through the end of the seventies.

An early, shorter version of the same idea can be seen in the October 1970 (Nostalgia) issue with the 1956 High School Yearbook, written by Doug Kenney and Michael O'Donoghue. The character "Larry Kroger" appears later as the main protagonist in Animal House (with the nickname "Pinto," taken from Chris Miller's Tales of the Delphian Lodge short stories). The original idea for a National Lampoon movie (which ultimately became Animal House) was set at Kefauver H.S. When Chris Miller's stories were added to the mix, the setting was changed to a college.

(from Mark's Very Large National Lampoon Site)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Thank you, Z-man. Wasn't P.J. O'Rourke the lead writer?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Seattle Zack]

He was indeed. Largely on the strength of this particular issue, he got leapfrogged to Rolling Stone and all the success he's enjoyed since then.

Ah, but cheerleader pics never get old, really.

http://www.virgin-babes.com/aliah04.jpg

 

[Vincent E]

Well, they did it again.

Patriots 24
Eagles 21

Damn! When are they gonna just blow somebody out?

As for all these cheerleader pics, please bring 'em on.

By the way, did anyone watching The Simpsons last night catch Comic Book Guy's real name?

 

[Boxlicker101]

As for all these cheerleader pics, please bring 'em on.

By the way, did anyone watching The Simpsons last night catch Comic Book Guy's real name?

How about this:

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

As for all these cheerleader pics, please bring 'em on.

Well, if you insist.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/cheerleadertower01.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

Somehow, Rumps, that pic didn't seem that erotic. Try this one.

Personally, I think Honey looks better than this young lady.

 

[Seattle Zack]

OK, it's taken me more than two days to get over it, but the fucking Patriots didn't cover! Goddamn Eagles....

You know, I had money on the Pats, but I was really rooting for the Birds. It was one of those frustrating games that you can't help but watch.

The Eagles were outcoached, it was obvious. Their clock mis-management, even at the end of the half, was a joke. Call a goddamn time out, would you? The Eagles finished the half with two timeouts in the bank, when they had a chance to kick a field goal. McNabb hits Pinkston for 10 yards, no timeout, the clock runs down from 43 to 17. No timeout. McNabb hits Pinkston again for 15 yards. At their own 41-yard line. Suddenly, Reid calls a timeout. Naw, it wouldn't have made a difference, in the long run. The Pats only won by THREE. Nice to have those two unused timeouts when you go in at halftime.

Then, at the end, what the fuck was that? Down 10 with 5:40 left, the Eagles acted like they were ahead by three. If there's ever a time for a no-huddle, this was it. Doncha think?

But no. The Eagles wasted it, taking their time with a 79-yard drive. By the time they got the ball back (after one of the worst onside kicks I've ever seen) they had no time left.

Fucking Eagles. Fucking Patriots.

P.S. Rumple, now that's a pyramid. Right on.

 

[elsol]

Then, at the end, what the fuck was that? Down 10 with 5:40 left, the Eagles acted like they were ahead by three. If there's ever a time for a no-huddle, this was it. Doncha think?

But no. The Eagles wasted it, taking their time with a 79-yard drive. By the time they got the ball back (after one of the worst onside kicks I've ever seen) they had no time left.

Fucking Eagles. Fucking Patriots.

Were they mismanaged or were they going the safe route?

I mean is their no-huddle THAT good... or were they saying... we've got 5:40, let's MAKE SURE we get seven or we're fucked.

I mean come on in the fourth quarter McNabb was throwing some ugly passes and receivers dropped things in their hands.

I think if they went no huddle... they would have gotten intercepted.

McNabb is a better athlete than Brady, but I think the pressure got to him.

Next year if it's these two exact teams again... I would put the Eagles up by a touchdown.


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Belegon]

Personally, I think Honey looks better than this young lady.

because she does....

nothing wrong with your eyes Box...

 

[Seattle Zack]

Were they mismanaged or were they going the safe route?

I mean is their no-huddle THAT good... or were they saying... we've got 5:40, let's MAKE SURE we get seven or we're fucked.

I mean come on in the fourth quarter McNabb was throwing some ugly passes and receivers dropped things in their hands.

I think if they went no huddle... they would have gotten intercepted.

The safe route? C'mon, there's five minutes and forty seconds left in the season. So what if they got intercepted. The season's over anyway, right? There's a time to gamble, and this was it.

The Eagles should have had a plan (with all the millions they pay coaching staffs) for exactly this situation. And they should have implemented it without all the hesitation and uncertainty they showed on the field on Sunday. Don't get me wrong, I was hoping the Eagles would pull it out ... but the staff looked like a bunch of high school coaches on that last drive.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

To quote Box:

Personally, I think Honey looks better than this young lady.

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To quote Belegon:

because she does....

nothing wrong with your eyes Box...

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To ignore Rumple:

I'd say Box was 20/20, at least. However, it grieves me that he didn't care for the pyramid. Maybe he's a one-on-one kinda guy. Nothing wrong with that.
http://www.men-club.org/CHEERleader.JPG

Zack, Zack, down here Zack. I'm glad you liked that pyramind. It does a fella's heart good to see young gals putting their back(sides) into a team effort.

It's strange the way language works. When those cheerleaders show their butts, we think it's great. When the Eagles coaching staff show theirs, we say it reeks.

Just another piece of profound pondering from:

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Seattle Zack]

Well, looking at the list, I do have to feel for Belegon ... and the bullet, for that matter. I thought we Seahawks fans had it bad. At least Seattle won an NBA title, back in '79 or so .......

Cardinals 57 years -- Won NFL championship as the Chicago Cardinals in 1947
Lions 47 years-- Won NFL championship in 1957
Vikings 44 years -- Entered league in 1961
Eagles 43 years -- Won NFL championship in 1960
Titans/Oilers 43 years -- Won AFL championship in 1961
Chargers 41 years -- Won AFL championship in 1963
Falcons 39 years --Entered league in 1966
Bills 39 years -- Won AFL championship in 1965
Saints 38 years -- Entered league in 1967
Bengals 37 years -- Entered league in 1968
Browns 37 years -- Won NFL championship in 1964.
Jets 36 years -- Last championship in Super Bowl III - 1968 season
Chiefs 35 years -- Last championship in Super Bowl IV - 1969 season
Colts 34 years -- Last championship in Super Bowl V as Baltimore Colts - 1970 season.
Dolphins 31 years -- Last championship in Super Bowl VIII - 1973 season
Seahawks 29 years -- Entered league in 1976
Steelers 25 years -- Last championship in Super Bowl XIV - 1979 season
Raiders 21 years -- Last championship in Super Bowl XVIII as Los Angeles Raiders - 1983 season

Oh, and more gratuitous cheeerleader pics too, I guess.



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[Vincent E]

Oh wow! What a celebration party. Damn hangover finally went away. Shit, is that cotton in my mouth? Oh well, it was certainly well worth it.

Burp! Oh cripes. Sorry gang.

Well, the pizza boxes are all broken down and in the garbage, and the beer bottles have all ben returned for the nickle deposit.

Anyway, I think we all relaize the benefit of a pressure quarterback over a so called natural athlete. McNabb might be the superior physical specimen to Brady, but if the stories that are beginning to circulate about his tendancy towrds dry heaves in pressure game is true Philadelphia has a serious structural problem. You don't get to vomit in your own endzone down by three with under two minutes to go with no timeouts.

Moreover, Andy Reid is a good coach, but he was totally out maneuvered by Belichick - and I don't mean within the game. The Patriots have a well-established two-minute drill. The Eagles do not. That fact alone doomed the Eagles. You have to be prepared for all contingencies. The Eagles seldom had to come from behind during the season, and that probably led to a certain level of complacency with respect to the need to move the ball quickly in this type of scenario.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hard to argue with any of that, Vincent. I'm not surprised the Pats won, but I am surprised the Eagles lost by only three.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hard to argue with any of that, Vincent. I'm not surprised the Pats won, but I am surprised the Eagles lost by only three.

Rumple Foreskin

I also agree so let's get to the important stuff - The cheerleaders.

 

[Boxlicker101]

And, because we believe in equal opportnity:

 

[Seattle Zack]

It's amazing the Pats have established a "dynasty" (as all the sportswriters are quick to judge) but it's true. I don't know if it's Belicek, or his staff, or the players themselves ... hell, I remember when the players were in active revolt after Milloy got dumped at the beginning of the season.

Regardless, is it a blueprint that any other team can follow? I think only a coach like Parcells (or Belicek, now) can stand up to owners that demand instant gratification. I mean, look at Gruden in Tampa Bay. You think he still has the power he did a couple of years ago?

Kudos to the Pats, I must say. I realy thought the Steelers might do it this year, but Worthlessburger folded like a house of cards against the Patriots. Fucking rookie. But, hey, wasn't Brady in that same situation a few years back?

P.S. Whoops, forgot the cheerleader pic ...
http://www.xxx-porn-mpegs.com/cheer/karen1032.jpg