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Honey123 said:
Honey, a pic of you in ANY kind of garment, even a sack dress from the fifties, is a good way to start the day and the week. It's especially good if the costume is an erotic one. However, the pic is too small. I don't suppose you can increase its size? Lisa Denton might be able to help you do that.
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Boxlicker101 said:Honey, a pic of you in ANY kind of garment, even a sack dress from the fifties, is a good way to start the day and the week. It's especially good if the costume is an erotic one. However, the pic is too small. I don't suppose you can increase its size? Lisa Denton might be able to help you do that.
A leather sack dress?
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Honey123 said:
in the 90's I briefly dated a Charger Girl whose name started with an H...now this...hmmm, anybody believe in omens?
C'mon Honey, part of you , that lil' voice deep inside, it wants to believe....just listen and drop the pom-poms...and the dress...
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No, I do not believe what happened on Monday Night Football
There's no way the fish could ever beat the Patriots. I don't care what I saw or that the scoreboard's all say the final score was 29-28, Miami. That just plain didn't happen.
But even though it was just a fantasy, the game was fun.
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There's no way the fish could ever beat the Patriots. I don't care what I saw or that the scoreboard's all say the final score was 29-28, Miami. That just plain didn't happen.
But even though it was just a fantasy, the game was fun.
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Helluva game. What MNF is all about.
I bet the Pats to cover. Thought it was a sure thing.
Oh well. Wait 'till the Bolts come play at Foxborough. The "tuck rule" ....... us Raider fans remember that one.
I bet the Pats to cover. Thought it was a sure thing.
Oh well. Wait 'till the Bolts come play at Foxborough. The "tuck rule" ....... us Raider fans remember that one.
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Seattle Zack said:
don't get me started...I was actually present for the "Holy Roller" and call it justifiable karma, if a little late in coming. That team had nothing to do with the other one by then, except the eternal Al Davis.
Besides, if we are only going to throw the ball in single digits...
#1 person wanting the Bolts at Foxborough: Rodney Harrisson.
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I'm more interested in what happens if the Bolts go to Pittsburgh. Anyone remember the AFC championship game from a year ago? 3 more yards?
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Belegon said:
I saw "The Holy Roller" and "The Immaculate Reception" and "The Tuck" on TV. Also Jack Tatum's 104 yard funble return that shouldn't have counted as a score. Sometimes the Silver and Black have gotten good breaks from the officials and sometimes they have gotten bad ones. When it really counts, like in a playoff game, they tend to not get them.
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All I can say is that if any team from the NFC wins the superbowl (except maybe the Eagles) I'll be pretty damn surprised and pissed.
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Well, I made up my losses on the Pats game by taking $250 on the Raiders and seven ... came out of my L-tryptophan haze just in time to see Dante Hall run back the kickoff (why kick to him? Why? Why? Kick the damn thing out of bounds if you have to) but the Mighty Chefs didn't cover.
Now, I just saw a stat ... the 'Bolts are 11-1-2 against the spread this year. Damn. Should have gotten on that bandwagon earlier, what a moneymaker.
The Good Doctor had a great column this week ....
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Last weekend was a monster for football junkies, despite what looked like insane violence on many football fields -- or maybe because of it. Who knows? Only a fool would worry about blood on the grass at a time like this, when football gets better and better every week and the best is yet to come -- except maybe for dead loads like Cleveland and San Francisco.
The wildest game of the week had to be Miami-New England, with Tom Brady throwing four (4) interceptions and losing to the Dolphins by one (1) point. That seemed impossible under any circumstances, and especially not on Monday Night Football.
It was more than just embarrassing to New England: It dealt a mortal blow to the fearful Patriots "mystique," which once intimidated every team in the league. If you had to play New England in a high-stakes game, you knew you were almost certainly doomed, no matter how well you played for the first 55 minutes. They would run you down and slit your heart in the end. It was automatic, because the Pats expected to win.
Just ask Peyton Manning. He also expects to win, but he has never beaten New England, not even in practice; and these failures stick like bones in his throat. He broods on it every day of his life, except Sundays and Tuesdays, when he likes to get together with Jim Irsay and listen to ancient Celtic war chants.
Peyton Manning appears poised to lead his team on a Super run.
Ho ho. That is gibberish, of course, and utterly naked of humor. Please accept my apologies. But there is nothing goofy about the Colts' expectations of winning the Super Bowl this year -- and, after Sunday night's huge victory over Baltimore, I think I agree with them.
Gambling on NFL football has always been risky; but last week, it was like swimming with sharks. Many high rollers were eaten alive on Sunday, and those who survived got murdered like Eskimo seals on Monday's stupefying shocker -- which caused an eruption of fear and grief in gambling dens from coast to coast. Strong men wept, and even women hurled themselves savagely down filthy stairwells in seedy towns like East St. Louis and Boston, and even out here in the frozen snow of the Rockies.
My own luck was splendid, as George Plimpton used to say, as I repeatedly fleeced and humiliated two of the cruelest and most depraved gamblers in America, the infamous Ewing Brothers from Charleston, South Carolina. It was wonderful. Those arrogant swine got what they deserved -- a massive public beating they will never forget. They came out here with big wads of cash and vengeance in their hearts for the losses they suffered last Christmas right here in this same evil room, where doom is their constant companion.
EDITORS NOTE: At this point in his column, Dr. Thompson passed out from over-excitement and heat stroke. To be continued ...
Now, I just saw a stat ... the 'Bolts are 11-1-2 against the spread this year. Damn. Should have gotten on that bandwagon earlier, what a moneymaker.
The Good Doctor had a great column this week ....
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Last weekend was a monster for football junkies, despite what looked like insane violence on many football fields -- or maybe because of it. Who knows? Only a fool would worry about blood on the grass at a time like this, when football gets better and better every week and the best is yet to come -- except maybe for dead loads like Cleveland and San Francisco.
The wildest game of the week had to be Miami-New England, with Tom Brady throwing four (4) interceptions and losing to the Dolphins by one (1) point. That seemed impossible under any circumstances, and especially not on Monday Night Football.
It was more than just embarrassing to New England: It dealt a mortal blow to the fearful Patriots "mystique," which once intimidated every team in the league. If you had to play New England in a high-stakes game, you knew you were almost certainly doomed, no matter how well you played for the first 55 minutes. They would run you down and slit your heart in the end. It was automatic, because the Pats expected to win.
Just ask Peyton Manning. He also expects to win, but he has never beaten New England, not even in practice; and these failures stick like bones in his throat. He broods on it every day of his life, except Sundays and Tuesdays, when he likes to get together with Jim Irsay and listen to ancient Celtic war chants.
Peyton Manning appears poised to lead his team on a Super run.
Ho ho. That is gibberish, of course, and utterly naked of humor. Please accept my apologies. But there is nothing goofy about the Colts' expectations of winning the Super Bowl this year -- and, after Sunday night's huge victory over Baltimore, I think I agree with them.
Gambling on NFL football has always been risky; but last week, it was like swimming with sharks. Many high rollers were eaten alive on Sunday, and those who survived got murdered like Eskimo seals on Monday's stupefying shocker -- which caused an eruption of fear and grief in gambling dens from coast to coast. Strong men wept, and even women hurled themselves savagely down filthy stairwells in seedy towns like East St. Louis and Boston, and even out here in the frozen snow of the Rockies.
My own luck was splendid, as George Plimpton used to say, as I repeatedly fleeced and humiliated two of the cruelest and most depraved gamblers in America, the infamous Ewing Brothers from Charleston, South Carolina. It was wonderful. Those arrogant swine got what they deserved -- a massive public beating they will never forget. They came out here with big wads of cash and vengeance in their hearts for the losses they suffered last Christmas right here in this same evil room, where doom is their constant companion.
EDITORS NOTE: At this point in his column, Dr. Thompson passed out from over-excitement and heat stroke. To be continued ...
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So I'm taking the 'Bolts and seven against the Indiannapolis Colts for $100, and the Steelers (giving 5 1/2) against the Ravens for another hundred.
Here's something interesting: the Washington-Dallas game. Dallas opened as a two point favorite, and by the time of this post, they're a two-point dog. Wow. You never see a five point swing in an NFL spread. Talk about a straddle ... what an opportunity. If you'd put down a bet for the 'Skins and two on Thursday, then the 'Boys and two tonight, you'd have a sure thing. No matter which way it goes, all you lose is the vig. But if one of them wins by one ... big money.
That means some big money was pouring in for the 'Skins over the last three days. Big money, to move the Vegas line that much.
Here's something interesting: the Washington-Dallas game. Dallas opened as a two point favorite, and by the time of this post, they're a two-point dog. Wow. You never see a five point swing in an NFL spread. Talk about a straddle ... what an opportunity. If you'd put down a bet for the 'Skins and two on Thursday, then the 'Boys and two tonight, you'd have a sure thing. No matter which way it goes, all you lose is the vig. But if one of them wins by one ... big money.
That means some big money was pouring in for the 'Skins over the last three days. Big money, to move the Vegas line that much.
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Boxlicker101 said:I saw "The Holy Roller" and "The Immaculate Reception" and "The Tuck" on TV. Also Jack Tatum's 104 yard funble return that shouldn't have counted as a score. Sometimes the Silver and Black have gotten good breaks from the officials and sometimes they have gotten bad ones. When it really counts, like in a playoff game, they tend to not get them.
Oh yeah. Old Jack "The Assassin" Tatum. Those Raiders/Steelers playoffs were something back then. How about the "Sea of Hands," ol' Kenny "the Snake" Stabler's sidearm as he was going down into the end zone.
So many characters on those old Raider teams: Lester the Molester, Cliff "Speed Kills" Branch, Dave "the Ghost" Casper, the Tooz, Daryl "the Mad Bomber" LaMonica. Old George Blanda, playing until he was 60 or so.
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An ancient woman
who is a virgin is cool.
As long as she's not one of them Jesus freaks.
who is a virgin is cool.
As long as she's not one of them Jesus freaks.
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Belegon,
I feel your pain: Colts 34 - Bolts 31 in OT.
To be honest though, since I was kinda pulling for the Colts, I can't share your pain. But trust me, for everyone other than Charger fans, it was one helluva game.
Rumple Foreskin
I feel your pain: Colts 34 - Bolts 31 in OT.
To be honest though, since I was kinda pulling for the Colts, I can't share your pain. But trust me, for everyone other than Charger fans, it was one helluva game.
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I can deal: we still get a home playoff game no matter what.
You know what does bug me though? Manning getting the record is fine. He deserves the accolades and he shows a refreshing lack of hubris. But what about Antonio Gates? What about LT? There were three single season NFL touchdown records broken in this game! It goes down as one of those games that should pop up on ESPN Classic a couple times a year.
Manning: Most Td Passes in one season by a QB
Gates: Most TD's in a season by a Tight End
Tomlinson:Most consectutive games in a season with a rushing TD
You know what does bug me though? Manning getting the record is fine. He deserves the accolades and he shows a refreshing lack of hubris. But what about Antonio Gates? What about LT? There were three single season NFL touchdown records broken in this game! It goes down as one of those games that should pop up on ESPN Classic a couple times a year.
Manning: Most Td Passes in one season by a QB
Gates: Most TD's in a season by a Tight End
Tomlinson:Most consectutive games in a season with a rushing TD
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Corey Dillon: most rushing yards in a season by a Patriots running back.
New England sews up the second bye for the AFC bating the Jets in fairly convincing fashion after the furball they coughed up on Monday night.
Let's keep our fingers crossed for a Pittsburgh/New England AFC Championship game. NFC = Who cares?
The NHL lockout will inevitably cancel the season. Now the only question is if 2005-2006 will be cancelled as well. The NBA will be facing a similar situation next season as well. There might be no professional sports between the Superbowl and the opening of MLB next year.
Red Sox signed Jason Varitek for the next four years. Good move, he is the team leader and one of the best catchers in the game.
Reggie White dying at such a young age is a real stunner./ Here is a man who was such a phenomenal athlete that I would never have imagined he had heart problems. one thing I wish and pray for, please do not let me find out that he was using the juice. Please let his football legacy be one of a player who was not using better chemistry to get ahead. Please, please, please.
So, who likes sexy chicks in hot looking Santa's Helpers outfits? Yeah, I thought so.
Any babes out there looking to do a little table dancing in an Xmas g-string?
New England sews up the second bye for the AFC bating the Jets in fairly convincing fashion after the furball they coughed up on Monday night.
Let's keep our fingers crossed for a Pittsburgh/New England AFC Championship game. NFC = Who cares?
The NHL lockout will inevitably cancel the season. Now the only question is if 2005-2006 will be cancelled as well. The NBA will be facing a similar situation next season as well. There might be no professional sports between the Superbowl and the opening of MLB next year.
Red Sox signed Jason Varitek for the next four years. Good move, he is the team leader and one of the best catchers in the game.
Reggie White dying at such a young age is a real stunner./ Here is a man who was such a phenomenal athlete that I would never have imagined he had heart problems. one thing I wish and pray for, please do not let me find out that he was using the juice. Please let his football legacy be one of a player who was not using better chemistry to get ahead. Please, please, please.
So, who likes sexy chicks in hot looking Santa's Helpers outfits? Yeah, I thought so.
Any babes out there looking to do a little table dancing in an Xmas g-string?
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Bettman seems determined to impose a salary cap ... and ESPN won't renew their contract unless they contract. Too many teams in the NHL, the money isn't there for it.
Until the Seahawks won today, it was actually possible that the Cardinals could win the NFC West with a 7-9 record.
Until the Seahawks won today, it was actually possible that the Cardinals could win the NFC West with a 7-9 record.
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Here's one for ya, Vincent ......
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Vincent E said:
Well, I think Zack cares since the Seahawks are in the playoffs. I mother does too since the packers are there too. She would love to see the Packers beat the Seahawks.
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To tell you the truth, I don't care much about the 'Hawks this year, the way they've played. Philly is definitely the class of the NFC (although, without Owens, how far can they go in the playoffs?)
And a Packers-Hawks playoff rematch ... well we all remember how the last one ended. Never bet against ol' Brett.
The best game of the year might end up being the AFC title game, whichever two come out of the Patriots/Steelers/Chargers mix.
And a Packers-Hawks playoff rematch ... well we all remember how the last one ended. Never bet against ol' Brett.
The best game of the year might end up being the AFC title game, whichever two come out of the Patriots/Steelers/Chargers mix.
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What a great weekend. Hit all three bets, so I took The Rams with three against the Eagles.
The birds had nothing to play for, against the Rams (with Bulger back) at home, so three points was negligable.
I actually thought the game would be closer, but I don't care. A win is a win and money is money.
So, looking to the playoffs, the Bolts against Denver? I might stay out of that one. Tough bet. I will say, anyone who faces the Bills might be in for a surprise.....
The birds had nothing to play for, against the Rams (with Bulger back) at home, so three points was negligable.
I actually thought the game would be closer, but I don't care. A win is a win and money is money.
So, looking to the playoffs, the Bolts against Denver? I might stay out of that one. Tough bet. I will say, anyone who faces the Bills might be in for a surprise.....
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I'm looking for the Bills to make it to the playoffs this year. After the slow start they had, it would be great to see Bledsoe and company make it that far. Steelers and patriots in the bye week, and here's hoping that is the AFC championship matchup.
No to important things. Where the hell can I find some Joe Boxer flannels. I've been looking for them but I've had no damn luck. It is cold here, and those things really keep the boys comfortable.
Now, if some little chickadee would like to model them for me I'll just clear off the coffee table so you can dance. *smirk*
No to important things. Where the hell can I find some Joe Boxer flannels. I've been looking for them but I've had no damn luck. It is cold here, and those things really keep the boys comfortable.
Now, if some little chickadee would like to model them for me I'll just clear off the coffee table so you can dance. *smirk*
