The Taxman Cometh

[sirhugs]

A meek mild mannered revenue agent is sent to audit the lingerie manufacturer, suspected of laundering drug money. The proprietress and her staff will do anything to get a clean audit...

 

[sirhugs]

no one likes the Taxman...

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

A meek mild mannered revenue agent is sent to audit the lingerie manufacturer, suspected of laundering drug money. The proprietress and her staff will do anything to get a clean audit...

no one likes the Taxman...

So they seduce him into drinking a knock-out drug and put him through the automated cutting and sewing equipment? (Erotic Horror)

 

[sirhugs]

So they seduce him into drinking a knock-out drug and put him through the automated cutting and sewing equipment? (Erotic Horror)

*ouch*

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

So they seduce him into drinking a knock-out drug and put him through the automated cutting and sewing equipment? (Erotic Horror)

*ouch*

Just trying to help.

 

[emap]

Snoopy you gotta see your doctor and have your medication updated.

Right and now for something completely different. Oh don't look at me like that it's the same idea, just altered slightly.

If you know history you would know that at one time the taxman really did come to your house to collect the tax, in money or whatever you had there that was worth money. So spring forward in time and you have a loving wife who plays the taxman is coming with her husband. Said taxman comes and she doesn't have a thing to pay the taxes with except her body. Taxman actually comes and everybody has a great time.

Alternate story, loving wife is getting ready to do the same as above. However the taxman isn't her husband. Perhaps it's the guy he lost at poker to and decided giving his wife away is better. Perhaps it's just a door to door something, witness, vacuum salesman or whatever. The wife doens't realize it's not the husband and lets the taxman collect his tax out of her body.

Granted you are probably thinking she has to know. Not true, taxmen did wear a hood in some countries. Perhaps they are really getting into the fantasy and included hoods. Husband is a historian maybe and gave the other guy the same cologne or just happens to wear the same and she loves paying the taxman. Perhaps the wife is blind and suffering a cold so can't smell.

Besides not my problem to figure out, I'm not writing it. Which means if you like the idea write the damn story. Seriously come on first time for it, nobody ever writes my ideas.

 

[chrissy_cat]

Snoopy you gotta see your doctor and have your medication updated.

Right and now for something completely different. Oh don't look at me like that it's the same idea, just altered slightly.

If you know history you would know that at one time the taxman really did come to your house to collect the tax, in money or whatever you had there that was worth money. So spring forward in time and you have a loving wife who plays the taxman is coming with her husband. Said taxman comes and she doesn't have a thing to pay the taxes with except her body. Taxman actually comes and everybody has a great time.

Alternate story, loving wife is getting ready to do the same as above. However the taxman isn't her husband. Perhaps it's the guy he lost at poker to and decided giving his wife away is better. Perhaps it's just a door to door something, witness, vacuum salesman or whatever. The wife doens't realize it's not the husband and lets the taxman collect his tax out of her body.

Granted you are probably thinking she has to know. Not true, taxmen did wear a hood in some countries. Perhaps they are really getting into the fantasy and included hoods. Husband is a historian maybe and gave the other guy the same cologne or just happens to wear the same and she loves paying the taxman. Perhaps the wife is blind and suffering a cold so can't smell.

Besides not my problem to figure out, I'm not writing it. Which means if you like the idea write the damn story. Seriously come on first time for it, nobody ever writes my ideas.

AND.... the horny hooded Taxman with matching cologne accidentally goes to the neighbour's house instead - LOL )) Wife shrugs that the day was "boring" when hubby asks but the bed is still squeeking next door and they can faintly hear it.

-hmm? chrissy

 

[jeninflorida]

A meek mild mannered revenue agent is sent to audit the lingerie manufacturer, suspected of laundering drug money. The proprietress and her staff will do anything to get a clean audit...

the stories could take many spins.

what if the couple sets the guy up, with web cams in the bedroom.

the tax man comes over thinking he "owns" this couple and can't believe his luck when the wife is in sexy/slutty lingerie.

now the wife finds him hot and when her husband tells her that she has to "sell it" she plays the part. only she isn't able to stop herself as the tax man is a one hot stud.

the husband doesn't stop the action as he's so turned on

however, the next day they send the tax man a little clip and they blackmail him for money?

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... however, the next day they send the tax man a little clip and they blackmail him for money?

... with which to pay their taxes, so he has no hold over them?

 

[jeninflorida]

... with which to pay their taxes, so he has no hold over them?

or they make him embezzle money and walk away with 2 million in cash