Problem Child
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How many people really look forward to it? I mean, seriously, six or seven hours of pre-game shows? And that's only on the day of the game.
Who's doing the half-time show this year, Jesus Christ, back from calvary with the George Harrison, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison backing him up? Maybe he'll turn all the fan's bottled water into wine for them.
The hype is incredible, even for America. And then the game usually sucks- generally a blow out one way or the other. As I type this, they are profiling some players dad who went to Viet Nam with the music from the Full Metal Jacket latrine scene playing in the background. Very ominous "I am in a world of shit, Joker...". Good God...what the fuck does the super bowl have to do with vee-ett fucking nam?
The Super bowl hype is a joke...sports in America is a joke. It's all too much money payed to a bunch of whiny crybabies. Fuck the market...$105,000,000 over 5 years is too much money for Lincoln, Ghandi, Einstein or ANY professional athlete.
Jesus Fuck! Some GI in Afghanistan just proposed to his girlfriend on air. I hope she says no. I hope she's fucking the bagboy at Ralph's grocery store and he's puttin' it in her ass and then giving her a facial. What the fuck does this have to do with football?
What happened to the days of the Lombardi's packers or the Jets vs. the colts. Guys would play with a broken leg for 50K a year.
I'll admit that I subscribed to Fox just to watch the game, but the whole time I'm thinking I'll probably just watch it until the Rams get a 21 pt. lead. Yeah, I'm a small part of the problem...I admit it.
Who's doing the half-time show this year, Jesus Christ, back from calvary with the George Harrison, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison backing him up? Maybe he'll turn all the fan's bottled water into wine for them.
The hype is incredible, even for America. And then the game usually sucks- generally a blow out one way or the other. As I type this, they are profiling some players dad who went to Viet Nam with the music from the Full Metal Jacket latrine scene playing in the background. Very ominous "I am in a world of shit, Joker...". Good God...what the fuck does the super bowl have to do with vee-ett fucking nam?
The Super bowl hype is a joke...sports in America is a joke. It's all too much money payed to a bunch of whiny crybabies. Fuck the market...$105,000,000 over 5 years is too much money for Lincoln, Ghandi, Einstein or ANY professional athlete.
Jesus Fuck! Some GI in Afghanistan just proposed to his girlfriend on air. I hope she says no. I hope she's fucking the bagboy at Ralph's grocery store and he's puttin' it in her ass and then giving her a facial. What the fuck does this have to do with football?
What happened to the days of the Lombardi's packers or the Jets vs. the colts. Guys would play with a broken leg for 50K a year.
I'll admit that I subscribed to Fox just to watch the game, but the whole time I'm thinking I'll probably just watch it until the Rams get a 21 pt. lead. Yeah, I'm a small part of the problem...I admit it.