The Stupidity Test

[*bratcat*]

 

[Always]

1.What is 5 divided by 1/2 plus 3? dunno

2.I have two coins making 55 cents but one is not a nickel. How can that be? the other one is a nickel

3.Why are 1977 dollars worth more than 1976 dollars? they're not

4.What word in the English language does nearly everyone pronounce incorrectly?
the word incorrectly
5.In the United States is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
doesn't matter he's dead
6.How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? none

7.Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
all of them
8.Which is correct - eight and eight IS fifteen or eight and eight ARE fifteen?
neither, eight and eight is sixteen
9.A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the
water. There is one foot between rungs and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How
long until three rungs are covered?
four hours

10.Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people in
the family?
nine




Get the answers here...
http://www.thestupiditytest.com/answers.html

 

[Always]

oh... i didn't know you'd posted the answer page...

well i did figure those out myself.

 

[morninggirl5]

# Correct
Your Rating

0 Sorry to say, but you're an idiot..
1-2 Give it another try. You can do better.
3-4 I hope you don't embarrass yourself with that score.
5-6 Congratulations! You're average.
7-8 Way to go. You're smarter than the average Joe!
9 You just need a genius to get the last answer for you
10 You are the genius.

I got 9 of them correct. These types of questions are actual all the rage in education. They're "critical thinking" questions.

So what genius is gonna help me with the one I missed???

 

[Weird Harold]

[B
9 You just need a genius to get the last answer for you
10 You are the genius.

I got 9 of them correct. These types of questions are actual all the rage in education. They're "critical thinking" questions.

So what genius is gonna help me with the one I missed??? [/B]

Depends on which one youmissed. I've seen all of these before, and know all ten answers -- or at least can defend my reasoning if the asnwer page is wrong. <G> (Number 9 depends on how tightly the boat is moored and how strong the mooring is.) The most probable answer is "Never"

 

[morninggirl5]

I missed one of the most obvious ones. Number 4. Talk about a duhhhh moment.

 

[Always]

i missed like three of them...