The stupidest thing I ever read!

[fuckwaffle]

this is from an article i just finished reading. this shrub must think everyone is stupid.

Drewniak said the administration could not be certain what it would do until the ink was dry on President Obama’s signature. "Until that bill is signed by the president, nobody can know what the bill is going to say," Drewniak said.

what? he didn't say that did he? won't know what the bill says?

what has happened to the transparency of the administration?

when did government start passing bills before they were completely written?

oh, yeah, i remember now.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm dying to see how you're going to fold this into an erotic story for this erotic story web site. Let me know when it posts. I'd like to know what kind of writer you are to be posting to the Authors Hangout.

 

[litfan10]

I'm dying to see how you're going to fold this into an erotic story for this erotic story web site. Let me know when it posts. I'd like to know what kind of writer you are to be posting to the Authors Hangout.

Actually it is a lead up to next year's National Nude Contest as the bill will declare July 15th as an official Nude Day for the country! That desk in the Oval Office is big enough for an orgy scene...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sexy thread, fuckwaffle, thanks for starting it!

 

[fuckwaffle]

you're all welcome. the plot is going to be amazing, with twists and turns galore. intrigue, double crosses and best of all, a sex scandal of biblical proportions.

unfortunately, with the climate of tort law being what it is, there will be no actual sex described in the story due the possibility of a slander lawsuit.

 

[Stella_Omega]

you're all welcome. the plot is going to be amazing, with twists and turns galore. intrigue, double crosses and best of all, a sex scandal of biblical proportions.

unfortunately, with the climate of tort law being what it is, there will be no actual sex described in the story due the possibility of a slander lawsuit.

I have one word for you;

Roman à clef

well actually it's three words, isn't it.. .Or two and a half ?

 

[trysail]

Beware! The standard-bearers of conformity and authoritarianism are out in full force. The hens and harridans of hypocrisy are incapable of tolerating contrary opinion.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The hens and harridans of hypocrisy are incapable of tolerating contrary opinion.

The Hens and Harridans of Hypocrisy, you say?

By the Hairy Hosts of Horgath!!! How the Hell will they Hold the Hordes?

Harruumph!!!~ Enough of this mess! Time for sex!!!

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[sr71plt]

I can only image the back pain that Harrying Helga must have from trying to keep her world in balance.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Beware! The standard-bearers of conformity and authoritarianism are out in full force. The hens and harridans of hypocrisy are incapable of tolerating contrary opinion.

of course they are. but then it wouldn't be any fun here.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Here's a sordid tale of hypocrisy, sexual betrayal and political intrigue

Early in May, she went out to Ohio for her mother's birthday. A day and a half went by and Newt didn't return her calls, which was strange. They always talked every day, often ten times a day, so she was frantic by the time he called to say he needed to talk to her.

"About what?"

He wanted to talk in person, he said.

"I said, 'No, we need to talk now.' "

He went quiet.

"There's somebody else, isn't there?"

She kind of guessed it, of course. Women usually do. But did she know the woman was in her apartment, eating off her plates, sleeping in her bed?

She called a minister they both trusted. He came over to the house the next day and worked with them the whole weekend, but Gingrich just kept saying she was a Jaguar and all he wanted was a Chevrolet. " 'I can't handle a Jaguar right now.' He said that many times. 'All I want is a Chevrolet.' "

He asked her to just tolerate the affair, an offer she refused.

He'd just returned from Erie, Pennsylvania, where he'd given a speech full of high sentiments about compassion and family values.

The next night, they sat talking out on their back patio in Georgia. She said, "How do you give that speech and do what you're doing?"

"It doesn't matter what I do," he answered. "People need to hear what I have to say. There's no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't matter what I live."

When they got to court, Gingrich refused to cooperate with basic discovery. Marianne and her lawyer knew from a Washington Post gossip column that Gingrich had bought Bisek a $450 bottle of wine, for example, but he refused to provide receipts or answer any other questions about their relationship.

Then Gingrich made a baffling move. Because Bisek had refused to be deposed by Marianne's attorney, Newt had his own attorney depose her, after which the attorney held a press conference and announced that she had confessed to a six-year affair with Gingrich. He had also told the press that he and Marianne had an understanding.

"Right," Marianne says now.

That was not true?

"Of course not. It's silly."

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[TE999]

The Hens and Harridans of Hypocrisy, you say?

By the Hairy Hosts of Horgath!!! How the Hell will they Hold the Hordes?

Harruumph!!!~ Enough of this mess! Time for sex!!!

http://bustydominatrix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/5.jpg

Hey hooter queen! Get some knee high, lace up boots, willya...those open-toe mules are, like, so out with the domme crowd, ya know.

 

[fuckwaffle]

The Hens and Harridans of Hypocrisy, you say?

By the Hairy Hosts of Horgath!!! How the Hell will they Hold the Hordes?

Harruumph!!!~ Enough of this mess! Time for sex!!!

http://bustydominatrix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/5.jpg

and get some breast reductions or they'll be bouncing off you knees before you're 40. http://images.zaazu.com/img/vomit-boy02-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000653-large.gif

 

[Boxlicker101]

and get some breast reductions or they'll be bouncing off you knees before you're 40. http://images.zaazu.com/img/vomit-boy02-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000653-large.gif

They probably would be now if she weren't wearing an industrial strength bra.