The strangest thing I've heard of.

[Lord DragonsWing]

This morning was rather interesting before getting off of work. We had a staff meeting with psych doc and reviewed the status of getting some of our consumers transferred.
We came to one consumer and the doc told me I needed to keep an eye on them when they went outside. I nodded and said no problem. I keep an eye on eyeone.
She grinned and said "No, he suffers from Dodaphylia." This was a diagnosis that was totally new to me. So I had to ask what it meant.
The doc states " He loves trees." After 13 hrs of work and no sleep all night I was stupid and said "Kewl, someone who likes the outdoors." She just cracked up. "No, he REALLY LOVES TREES!"
At that time it sank in. Now what do I do if the man is outside and LOVING TREES? Point to a knothole? Check for bees? Or stand there and explain to him that he's LOVING a tree and that is not proper.
In all my years of nursing, I've never heard of anything like this. I guess it goes to show us, we NEVER SEE IT ALL.
Kinda gives a new meaning to Arbor Day.

 

[cloudy]

There's your Earth Day story right there.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Now what do I do if the man is outside and LOVING TREES? Point to a knothole? Check for bees? Or stand there and explain to him that he's LOVING a tree and that is not proper.

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh that is too much... *snort*

 

[Guest]

Does his son have Dodaphylia too? You know the acorn never falls far from the oak.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Does his son have Dodaphylia too? You know the acorn never falls far from the oak.

oooooooo!!!
*wince*


good one

 

[Guest]

oooooooo!!!
*wince*


good one

I was gong for a spit-take.

"Damn pine tree is suing me for pinecone support."

I'm so going to heck.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

"

"Damn pine tree is suing me for pinecone support."

still no spew-age... but I chuckled

 

[Aurora Black]

*frowns in disbelief* "Doda"? Tree is "dendro" in Greek. Must be Latin, or Ancient Greek. *shrug*

 

[Rope64]

Have any of the trees complained?

It looks like a job for ... Stella_Omega!

 

[MissBri]

 

[3113]

Hey! Leave him alone you judgemental bastards! If he's happy and the tree isn't a sapling, then he can just....just....um...? hm.

Now you've got me wondering...rough bark or smooth? All trees? And do bushes count? Might want to watch out for poison oak there...

 

[Guest]

"

still no spew-age... but I chuckled

Didn't expect to on that. The acorn was my best shot.

"She's such a boring lover. She just stands there, not moving."

Does remind me of a bar at college, "The Sawmill". The bathrooms were "Knothole" and "Peg".

My roommates girlfiend took me aside to ask which she was. She didn't want her boyfriend thinking she was dumb.

 

[Guest]

Might want to watch out for poison oak there...

And chipmunks inside pissed off at the intrustion into their home.

 

[ffreak]

I agree with Aurora - can't find Dodaphilia on Google, but Dendrophilia can be found. Look at
http://www.howtohavegoodsex.com/dd.htm
http://www.odd-sex.com/info/gloss220.htm
http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/dendrophilia

I like the last one - but it gives rise to adolescent sword fighting images.

Gotta hate the slivers.

But still, it gives new meaning to 'hard-on'.

 

[Aurora Black]

I agree with Aurora - can't find Dodaphilia on Google, but Dendrophilia can be found. Look at
http://www.howtohavegoodsex.com/dd.htm
http://www.odd-sex.com/info/gloss220.htm
http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/dendrophilia

I like the last one - but it gives rise to adolescent sword fighting images.

Gotta hate the slivers.

But still, it gives new meaning to 'hard-on'.

Thank you, kind sir.

 

[Kev H]

I agree with Aurora - can't find Dodaphilia on Google, but Dendrophilia can be found. Look at
http://www.howtohavegoodsex.com/dd.htm
http://www.odd-sex.com/info/gloss220.htm
http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/dendrophilia

I like the last one - but it gives rise to adolescent sword fighting images.

Gotta hate the slivers.

But still, it gives new meaning to 'hard-on'.

Gah! This late breaking information may force me to edit my wooderful Earth Day idea.

 

[zeb1094]

Maybe they meant Doraphobia instead? Although trees aren't involved!

 

[Aurora Black]

Maybe they meant Doraphobia instead? Although trees aren't involved!

*frowns again* "Dora"? What the hell is that? Can't try to decipher that now, head hurts. *pauses* Who's afraid of gifts, anyway?

 

[Guest]

But still, it gives new meaning to 'hard-on'.

"My cock was almost as hard as my girlfriend."

Line for an earth day story. No need to credit me.

 

[zeb1094]

*frowns again* "Dora"? What the hell is that? Can't try to decipher that now, head hurts. *pauses* Who's afraid of gifts, anyway?

Main Entry: doraphobia
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: a fear of fur, animal skins
Etymology: Greek dora `hide'

 

[Aurora Black]

Main Entry: doraphobia
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: a fear of fur, animal skins
Etymology: Greek dora `hide'

Are you sure it's not "derma," meaning leather or skin? Because "doro" means gift and "dora" is the plural. I'm talking about Modern Greek only, of course.

 

[zeb1094]

Are you sure it's not "derma," meaning leather or skin? Because "doro" means gift and "dora" is the plural. I'm talking about Modern Greek only, of course.

This is from dictionary.com! Who am I to argue?

 

[ffreak]

So would Doriphilia be a fear of large hard objects?

 

[zeb1094]

So would Doriphilia be a fear of large hard objects?

Gee, I don't know why don't you go look it up for us?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Have any of the trees complained?

It looks like a job for ... Stella_Omega!

Dendrophilia- is that the name I've been searching for????

In the sex dictionary this one gave me a giggle;
2. In theory only, a paraphilic condition (sexual fetish) in which a person is sexually attracted to or interested in trees (possibly because of their phallic symbolism).

In theory only? hey buddy, your time may be coming!