The strangest place you've ever.......

[emerald_a]

had sex???

For me it was with my ex-husband........

We had gone to a wedding and taken my Mom....
We were all a little(okay ,maybe a lot) drunk by the time we got home.
After a few more drinks at the kitchen table....yakking with my Mom....and feeling a little randy..I whispered to my ex to open his pants and take his cock out....(he looked at me like I was nuts!!)

I slid forward on his lap so he could accomplish this without her seeing what was up(and by then he was ), I worked my dress up and panties down.....and pretending I needed to get comfortable I stood a bit and then helped him slide in....OMG!!
What a buzzzzzzzz.......just used my inner muscles to get us off!!

She never knew anything and I still laugh about it

 

[Worm]

In an igloo me and my friends built after a huge snow storm about 9 years ago. It comfortably sat at least 5 people and we had a blanket to close the small doorway off. Believe it or not it would get really warm in their compared to the outside temp. I showed it to my GF at the time and then well you know

 

[Guest]

had sex???

In my head.

 

[marksgirl]

Re: Re: The strangest place you've ever.......

In my head.

Now your scaring me!

 

[Cerberus666]

my father in law was in jail after getting his third dwi. my mother in law was visiting him and my wife, then girlfriend and i wiated in their van. well, we got a little bored and started messin around. there were cops comin and goin from the plae but they didnt seem to notice. the vans was a rockin though.

 

[SkAoUt]

Hey I was buzzed and extreemly randy

It was on the floor of a common room in a busy hostel. It was pretty late out (I'm guessing around 3am) and there weren't that many people around. After trying to find a place to be alone we hormones took over and we fell where we stood. People were still up and wandering about. I think 6-10 people walked past us. Actually this experience got me into exhibitionist sex. The last time I had sex in public was when the pope was here. We almost got arrested but since he's the pope we has some sort of immunity

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

This is defiitely a thread for exhibitionist-wannabes.

 

[emerald_a]

army truck..........

Three questions.........
1) Who was streering.......
2) Who was breaking and eccelarating.........
3) Who was on top????

 

[emerald_a]

opps..........

one more Hanns.........

Was there lots of pot holes???

 

[Guest]

 

[Azwed]

The carillon in Byrd Park Richmond, Virginia. We were pressed into one of the doorways on the side of the tower. You can't see the particular doorway we used in this picture because it is the one to the right of the front door.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

in a tree. LIke, high up in a tree on a beach. We stayed up there so long, the tide came in, and we practically had to swim back to the parking lot.

 

[Guest]

 

[TranslatorX]

You in a tree?

How the fuck did that miracle occur?

Translation: I wish I could climb a tree too, my ass however has not left this chair since the summer of 1996 when I found computer porn. I am no longer capable of self mobility and require six shoe horns and my lover the sheep to move.

 

[Azwed]

Translation: I wish I could climb a tree too, my ass however has not left this chair since the summer of 1996 when I found computer porn. I am no longer capable of self mobility and require six shoe horns and my lover the sheep to move.

ahahahah ok that was good.

PC is that you?

 

[Guest]

in a tree. LIke, high up in a tree on a beach. We stayed up there so long, the tide came in, and we practically had to swim back to the parking lot.

Same kinda situation but we had been sunbathing on a large rock....tide came in and we just waited 'til it went out again. Well, we had to do something to pass the time.

 

[Guest]

 

[TranslatorX]

Pick the sand out of your cunt?

Translation: After all the camels I have screwed I am quite aware of the discomfort of having sand in a body orrifice. I would like to advertise this in a manner which I think you will find shocking. please love me. I am actually a shy guy.

 

[emerald_a]

exibitionists......

This is defiitely a thread for exhibitionist-wannabes.

YEEEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Absolutely no better rush than the one you get thinking you can be caught at any second.........

Makes the orgasm....ORGASMIC!!!

 

[Guest]

Pick the sand out of your cunt?

No, it reminds me of you.

 

[Guest]

 

[Shiner]

In the sea in Portugal....while three hundred people sat on the beach

 

[TranslatorX]

That makes no sense

I'll give you another go

Translation: Oh my GOD your talking to me!! Happy Dance Happy Dance. I can't believe a female is actually TALKING to me.

 

[Im_your_Huckleberry]

Strangest Place. . .

"I'd have to say in the butt, Bob"

Lets see:

1) Under a catamaran at Virginia Beach in tourist season

2) In a cave at the Oregon Coast

3) Grandma's basement looking for canned peaches

4) Under a causeway near Cape Canveral

5) In a peep show booth in San Francisco

But the winner could be in the middle of Cambell Creek, outside Anchorage Alaska during a salmon spawning run. Luckily no bears were lurking but we did scare the fish.