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[alexander tzara]

This is the real boss

Do you mean 'the man upstairs', Manu? Is this the first photographic proof that God exists?

 

[Ambrosious]

Well,

I've seen Manu's pussy.

Blech.

 

[WebDesignGuru]

Ambrosious,

You're a great poster.

Funny, well spoken, a pleasure to read every time.
Just thought I'd mention it.

Now, if I can only figure out how to explain to my co-workers what's so damn funny over in MY cubicle.

 

[Ambrosious]

WebDesignGuru

Just tell them you are recieving instructions from the "Mother Ship" and thought it was funny that the invasion would start in Fiji. Works for me.

 

[WebDesignGuru]

Re: Ambrosious

Just tell them you are recieving instructions from the "Mother Ship" and thought it was funny that the invasion would start in Fiji. Works for me.

I think that would be worse for my job security than telling them that I had my head buried in an erotica web site all day.

I was thinking of going with, "The boss asked me to write termination recommendations for the board and some of the shit I'm making up about you guys is really freakin' funny".

Thoughts?

 

[Ambrosious]

WebDesignGuru

Or, you could go with something subtle.

Anyone who asks, make a note of them, then at quitting time on Friday say, "Hey, are you being terminated? That's the rumor." It will ruin their whole weekend. They won't laugh again, ever.

Or, you could say, "That wacky O.J." then chuckle again.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

sheesh...

I leave for a day and go to school and look what happens...Unless I'm here starting worthy threads, all hell breaks loose!!! LOL

Damn, I hope all my grammar is properly utilized!

 

[Ambrosious]

Lil-Brandi

I like your threads ok. They are fine if you go in for that young, bubbly, college, cheerleader types.

Fortunatly, I do. Now how about a hug, you goon.