The Spank Bank

[sirhugs]

it is all fun and games until you miss an intertest payment...

 

[ericrodman101]

I am thinking something about withdrawals and deposits.....

 

[gunhilltrain]

it is all fun and games until you miss an intertest payment...

There is a porn site that has this meme among others. It's about missing loan payments, but the bank(?) sends a rep to your house; you don't have to go to them. On that site, it's females who miss the payments. You can probably find it without too much searching.

Wayward female employees is another theme, possibly on the same site. Who can keep track of these things? All these sites blur into each other.

 

[sirhugs]

There is a porn site that has this meme among others. It's about missing loan payments, but the bank(?) sends a rep to your house; you don't have to go to them. On that site, it's females who miss the payments. You can probably find it without too much searching.

Wayward female employees is another theme, possibly on the same site. Who can keep track of these things? All these sites blur into each other.

so the web cam girl said the other night...

 

[gunhilltrain]

so the web cam girl said the other night...

I suppose there really is no such webcam girl, but I guess you mean the lack of differences among various sites? If I may pontificate on something. Regular porn is impersonal; it's just a product. That's fine in a way. Webcam girls go through this charade that they're actually interested in the numerous followers who log onto their channel. (Their indifferent facial expressions often give them away.) I suppose many of these guys are imagining her as the hot girlfriend they can't get in real life. But, whatever gets you through the day . . .

 

[sirhugs]

you mean they won't actually marry me if I just send them $50,000 to get their visa?

 

[gunhilltrain]

you mean they won't actually marry me if I just send them $50,000 to get their visa?

You've got $50,000 for that purpose? Because that is a step in the right direction.

I'm not up on immigration law, but you might have to marry them to get residency status. I have read that the process is more arduous than most people imagine. The government knows there are a lot of people trying to scam the process and thus they make it difficult. Nevertheless, there are a number of companies that will take your money and offer "dating" tours.

Russian Romance Tours

Only two weeks! "Leaving Russia is not an easy decision for them, but they feel they have no choice." Actually, you become their choice. There must be some good story ideas in there.

 

[ericrodman101]

How romantic. You go overseas, fuck around, and bring someone back?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

You've got $50,000 for that purpose? Because that is a step in the right direction.

I'm not up on immigration law, but you might have to marry them to get residency status. I have read that the process is more arduous than most people imagine. The government knows there are a lot of people trying to scam the process and thus they make it difficult. Nevertheless, there are a number of companies that will take your money and offer "dating" tours.

Russian Romance Tours

Only two weeks! "Leaving Russia is not an easy decision for them, but they feel they have no choice." Actually, you become their choice. There must be some good story ideas in there.

Well, damn, now I have to search Literotica tags for “mail order bride”!

 

[gunhilltrain]

Well, damn, now I have to search Literotica tags for “mail order bride”!

I think mail-order brides were common in the 19th Century when men on the frontiers (probably Canada too) had few women around and had to order some from the East. I guess they only had photos to go on, at best. I wonder if they ever sent any back.

This Russian tour site: "Looks, income, age difference, and material things are not as important to them. They aren't looking for a 'sugar daddy' to keep them in high style, just an ordinary man to marry and make a happy family." That sort of contradicts what's said elsewhere. Also, it depends on how you define "sugar daddy." It doesn't appear that the guys in those photos would have the slightest chance if they were merely bus drivers or some such job.

 

[gunhilltrain]

How romantic. You go overseas, fuck around, and bring someone back?

"The economic chaos in Russia following the collapse of the Soviet Union has left millions of Russian women looking for a better life. We offer tours to Russia that allow you to meet hundreds of beautiful ladies looking for husbands." Romance? Sounds like a business deal to me.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Here are some of the lovelies looking to make a deal - ah, find love. Some of them seem a bit old to be starting families.

volgograd-women.htm

I picked this group because Volgograd used to be better known as Stalingrad.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Here are some of the lovelies looking to make a deal - ah, find love. Some of them seem a bit old to be starting families.

volgograd-women.htm

I picked this group because Volgograd used to be better known as Stalingrad.

I dunno, man, 50-year-old Tatiana really looks like she's got it going on!

 

[gunhilltrain]

I dunno, man, 50-year-old Tatiana really looks like she's got it going on!

Well, I'm sixty-seven myself, so she looks - well, I'm not getting any of that either. (Not without a decent financial portfolio, which I do not have.)

One of the things to consider is that most women, in profiles on all sites, first, 1. Apply the best make-up they can; 2. Use a lot of filters (maybe even Photoshop if they know it); 3. often choose photos from several years earlier. Check out those sites that show women as they appear online versus the way they really look. The difference can be surprising, shocking even.

 

[sirhugs]

How romantic. You go overseas, fuck around, and bring someone back?

In the classic Mail Order Bride situation, you never meet before your bride arrives.

A buddy of mine actually did meet a gal while visiting in Ukraine . Twenty years later, they are still married.

 

[gunhilltrain]

In the classic Mail Order Bride situation, you never meet before your bride arrives.

A buddy of mine actually did meet a gal while visiting in Ukraine . Twenty years later, they are still married.

Well, they couldn't meet because there might be a thousand-mile rail journey to get there. (New York to Denver is now a three to four-hour plane ride.) There was some photography starting in the 1860s, but regular people would sometimes go to a studio to get a few special pictures done. I guess there might be photos available for the guys by the late 19th and early 20th Centuries.

Was your friend on a tour or did he have some other reason for being there? I've also heard of matches like that working out. Ideally, you'd want more than two weeks to arrange things.

 

[sirhugs]

Not sure how he ended up there first time. He visited several times in the courting phase.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Not sure how he ended up there first time. He visited several times in the courting phase.

That sounds like some things that I've heard (not first-hand). Usually, it's some Western guy going to one of these places on business or vacation or maybe even to live there for a while. I'm a little skeptical of these tour sites taking your money and offering some visits to booty calls.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

I knew a guy who did some 'bridal tourism" before 9/11 - took him a couple of trips to Russia and several months to get a fiancée visa. He married her, but it didn't take long to see she wasn't all that into him, she was just happy to be out of Russia!

 

[sirhugs]

I knew a guy who did some 'bridal tourism" before 9/11 - took him a couple of trips to Russia and several months to get a fiancée visa. He married her, but it didn't take long to see she wasn't all that into him, she was just happy to be out of Russia!

Far more typical I suspect. See the movie Birthday Girl (with Nicole Kidman) for a cautionary tale.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Far more typical I suspect. See the movie Birthday Girl (with Nicole Kidman) for a cautionary tale.

I don't think true "mail-order" brides from Russia and such still exist in the age of jet travel - but I can't confirm that. I've considered a story about two people who set up a marriage purely as a green-card deal. In fact, the American guy accepts money for it - I've heard of such things being listed on Craig's List. Then, when she gets to the U.S., they figure, "What the hell, we might as well get some sex out of this." That leads to affection, at least.

It might go over well in the Romance section here. But I've never quite thought it was plausible.

 

[sirhugs]

I don't think true "mail-order" brides from Russia and such still exist in the age of jet travel - but I can't confirm that. I've considered a story about two people who set up a marriage purely as a green-card deal. In fact, the American guy accepts money for it - I've heard of such things being listed on Craig's List. Then, when she gets to the U.S., they figure, "What the hell, we might as well get some sex out of this." That leads to affection, at least.

It might go over well in the Romance section here. But I've never quite thought it was plausible.

That would be like a Lit version of the 1990 film Green Card, Gerard Separdieu and Andie Macdowell, which won an oscar for the screeplay.

 

[gunhilltrain]

That would be like a Lit version of the 1990 film Green Card, Gerard Separdieu and Andie Macdowell, which won an oscar for the screeplay.

I guess it won an Oscar because the plot sounds like a typical romantic comedy. An American woman (and an environmentalist no less) and a French guy. Might be more realistic if the guy was Nigerian perhaps, but that would be a very different kind of movie.

Andie MacDowell was about thirty-two at the time, thus the film was going to appeal to a lot of women going through the "epiphany phase." "It's not too late; there is always some guy from overseas who will love me!" Maybe they didn't take it quite so literally - or maybe some did. The part where he has to move into her apartment is probably the way the INS makes you do it, but it helps in the "meeting cute" part of such things.

Also, the idea that they start off bugging each other and then grow together is another romantic trope. More likely relationships go in the opposite direction

Now you can see why I've been reluctant to write such a plot.

 

[ericrodman101]

A mail order bride or romance tourism plot might work if it were completely subversive eg old woman shopping for young men, non whites shopping for whites, submissive Asian guys shopping for doms. So the whole Thai sex tourism thing could be turned on its head when the cute little Thai boy joins a sex tour to California and comes home with his new white American muscle guy procured online.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

old woman shopping for young men

Oooh, sounds fun! Somebody write this!