The sort of thread you never see from me..

[Endlessly]

..But the sort of thread this BB was made for.

Question is this: have you ever hurt yourself masturbating? If so, how badly?

I bring this up for no particular reason, mind you.




***

On a totally unrelated note, I don't think I'm going to be able to walk for days. Oh, and I need a new hairbrush.

 

[Jade]

Yes


And you bring this up for no particular reason eh?

I see...

 

[Endlessly]

Nnnnope, no reason at all. What reason would I have? I'm a sunday school teacher, sunday school teachers don't masturbarte.



On a totally unrelated note... OW.

 

[~justin]

No, no reason at all, eh?

...just like I'm not responding for ANY REASON AT ALL...

 

[GuyJD]

After a good muscle pumping workout, I came home one day and took a nice warm shower. I decided to "play tug of war with my cyclop" when all of a sudden...BANG!!! A damn muscle cramp in my forearm. Holy shitzoo, how painful that was.
So, what was you reason for asking again?

 

[Iris]

I have but not badly. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Juliangel]

No never hurt myself...... yet

 

[Cheri]

Yep, musta stread my lips a bit to far, coupled with the fact that I have extremely dry skin, I somehow got a little cut almost like a paper cut above my clit. Ouch! These days I keep the kitty nice and lubricated with vitamin e oil especially after using Magic. It also serves as a great clit lubricant.

Just promise me Endlessly, that you haven't put a lobster near you pussy. I'm having flash backs of the thread Blue resurrected. Ick!

 

[Bs]

NOT ME! - However I once gave a young lady freind of mine a rather small battery operated gizmo... and um... I heard tell that the in the thro's of her own passion the batteries leaked and she had an itsy little problem.... nothing a coulple days off work did'nt cure.... nuf said.

 

[scylis]

whether guy or gal, get a proper dildo or sex toy to use on yourself.. that's all i have to say about that..

 

[Ravenloft]

I've actually bruised myself once... Odd experience, I look down and there is this nasty black and blue mark and I was like... "How the hell did that happen?!" That and I have found that after shooting off about five times in a day, the well is pretty much dry... Its time to stop when all that comes out is a puff of smoke, doncha know!

 

[Ophelia]

this is why I own a vibrator!

 

[Endlessly]

*L* Okay, here's what happened.

I was going at it, but my vibe wasn't enough, and so.. Well, let's just say the deep grooves on the handle of my circular hairbrush are quite painful when it's coming out. *WINCE* I think I'm out of commision for a while-- always think before you masturbate.

That's what I call safe sex.

 

[Ravenloft]

*eyes going wide*
Egad! And I thought that digging my fingernails into my shaft was bad! Sheesh!

Did I really just admit to what I think I did?

Oh, hell, like anyone would be shocked... Heheh!

 

[M.C.Bo]

There was this one time I grabbed a towel to use,and it had a steel sliver in it.When I started to stroke back and forth,it scratched the whole length of my dick.

"OUuuCHHHHH"...Good thing I didn't sever a vein or something like that.Could you imagine going into the emergency room for stitches.And the nurse asks,
"Well mister!"..."And may I ask you how this happen?"

[Edited by M.C.Bo on 02-12-2001 at 01:38 AM]

 

[Siren]

omg Mr. Bo you win !!!

 

[Nobody Special]

Reminds me of a Joke actually

Pinoccio Goes to Geppetto and says, "I have a girlfreind and she says that she is getting slivers from having sex with me." Well Geppetto thinks for a moment and then walks over to his Bench and pulls out some sand paper and hands it to Pinoccio, saying "try this, and it should take care of all of the splinters."

A few days later Geppetto sees Pinoccio and asks him, "How's the Girlfreind doing?" and Pinoccio says....."What Girlfriend?"

Thought you would like this one

E

 

[Nobody Special]

Endlesslly,

I would be more then happy to Kiss the booboo and make it Better....

E

 

[M.C.Bo]

Re: omg Mr. Bo you win !!!

That one takes the cake....bet it put all thoughts of masturabation right outta your mind.

You Bet Your Ass It Did!

Now I check the towels first.

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing* If I weren't still in pain I'd take you up on that..

 

[Xander]

Endlessly

Okay I know I'm late in reading this thread.
But....DAMN E. This is fucking Priceless. LMAO

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing* You only think it's funny 'cause it's not you!

 

[Xander]

*laughing* You only think it's funny 'cause it's not you!

Well E. "Ripped for her pleasure" Does come to mind here. LMAO

 

[~justin]

We have an Ophelia?

Not the same Ophelia who keeps the quotes thread at Hatrack.com alive?

 

[Feisty1]

one time...at band camp....