The smell of pussy fingers in the professional setting

[BlondGirl]

Okay folks. Since I am a member here, it is obvious that I have a hobby of playing with my pussy. But I have a problem. No matter how well I wash my hands or scrub my finger tips, I still have the aroma of fresh pussy on my fingers.
If I was a Jack in the Box employee or a dealer in a casino, this would not be an issue. My job, however, is in healthcare and I have to touch people's faces and shoulders and heads and necks and etc. I always wash my hands and often use scented lotions but I fear that my patients can still tell how much I really enjoyed waking up that morning.

Have any of you smelled pussy on someone who was providing professional services (ha ha--I know someone will read that and think of the "oldest profession") or do any of you deal with this successfully in your own professional life?

Do tell, please. This really concerns me. (I gotta admit, I have some pretty gross patients who grab my ass or tits or hit on me in other ways and I have to wonder if it is because they smell sex on me or because they are just pervs in general.)

 

[BgMma]

Okay folks. Since I am a member here, it is obvious that I have a hobby of playing with my pussy. But I have a problem. No matter how well I wash my hands or scrub my finger tips, I still have the aroma of fresh pussy on my fingers.
If I was a Jack in the Box employee or a dealer in a casino, this would not be an issue. My job, however, is in healthcare and I have to touch people's faces and shoulders and heads and necks and etc. I always wash my hands and often use scented lotions but I fear that my patients can still tell how much I really enjoyed waking up that morning.

Have any of you smelled pussy on someone who was providing professional services (ha ha--I know someone will read that and think of the "oldest profession") or do any of you deal with this successfully in your own professional life?

Do tell, please. This really concerns me. (I gotta admit, I have some pretty gross patients who grab my ass or tits or hit on me in other ways and I have to wonder if it is because they smell sex on me or because they are just pervs in general.)

They are pervs, dear, in all sense of the word!

But, I have noticed the smell of actual sex on my doctor before, but not on his hands.

 

[MsMuffet]

HaHaHaHa... this is good!

Thankyou BlondGirl... had to let you know... but as far as advice goes? I would stick with the scented lotions... however not good if I want to lick my fingers!

 

[BlondGirl]

Y'all are just teasing me. I am about to head to work and my fingers are soaked again.

I have thought about really REALLY moisturizing my hands at night so they soak up less pussy juice but I always forget and I really do hate the taste of lotions as wa pointed out by msmuffet.

What a dilema!.

Is this why it is traditional for a lady to wear gloves in a formal setting?

Editing to add this:

I went for a surgical consult yesterday and the doctor, during our conversation, looked me straight in the eye and told me that men would be chasing me and that he would not consider surgery on my unless I go on birth control both before and for a period after so that I do not "ruin his work with a pregnancy".
My first thought was, "Damn. He can smell how over sexed I am from across the desk!" Of course, in reality, he probably tells this to all his patients. Right?
(I must make note to y'all: He did not ask me if I as sexually active. He just assumed that I am and only addressed the possibility of pregnancy.)

 

[BgMma]

Y'all are just teasing me. I am about to head to work and my fingers are soaked again.

I have thought about really REALLY moisturizing my hands at night so they soak up less pussy juice but I always forget and I really do hate the taste of lotions as wa pointed out by msmuffet.

What a dilema!.

Is this why it is traditional for a lady to wear gloves in a formal setting?

You know, you could try that thingie that is sold in those stupid mags I get every once ina while. Its called a Nunion. You can use it to take garlic and onion scent off your hands, that may work, too!

 

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[MsMuffet]

Is this why it is traditional for a lady to wear gloves in a formal setting?

Could be!

And along the lines of gloves... I suppose you could use latex or rubber gloves to "take matters into your own hands" but can you imagine the smell of latex all day? I'll take the Pussy Smell, thankyou!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

lol I have to ask.

Could be!

And along the lines of gloves... I suppose you could use latex or rubber gloves to "take matters into your own hands" but can you imagine the smell of latex all day? I'll take the Pussy Smell, thankyou!

Has anyone offered to lick them?? If so, then did you let them?? What happened after that??



kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

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[MsMuffet]

Re: lol I have to ask.

Has anyone offered to lick them?? If so, then did you let them?? What happened after that??


kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

If you are asking me... typically the question is never posed... they have just gone for it...

 

[MsMuffet]

They'll just think she was eating fish fingers for lunch

You must be gay!

(No offense to those of homosexual orientation)

 

[BlondGirl]

Re: lol I have to ask.

Has anyone offered to lick them?? If so, then did you let them?? What happened after that??

kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

Kg, you are truly bad!!!!! I'd prolly shit my pants if someone offerred to lick them.

And hanns, my fingers do not smell fishy. They smell like pussy. There is a difference in a healthy woman. I have healthy pussy aroma and I do try to keep it that way.
(I was thinking about taking a can of tuna for lunch today though......)

 

[Mr. Bootie]

lmao!! I was asking Blondgirl but.......

If you are asking me... typically the question is never posed... they have just gone for it...

I loved your reply. I think that's what I'd do also.



kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[MsMuffet]

Re: lmao!! I was asking Blondgirl but.......

I loved your reply. I think that's what I'd do also.

kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

Hungry?

 

[Mr. Bootie]

I think someone may need depends.

Kg, you are truly bad!!!!! I'd prolly shit my pants if someone offerred to lick them.

And hanns, my fingers do not smell fishy. They smell like pussy. There is a difference in a healthy woman. I have healthy pussy aroma and I do try to keep it that way.
(I was thinking about taking a can of tuna for lunch today though......)

Me?? Bad?? I'm not bad. lmao. So where do you work?? I like tuna and I like pussy also.

( Ms Muffet. Yes, Hon'. I'm hungry. Is that hunger ever truly satisfied?? No, .......but I keep trying. )


kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[MsMuffet]

Re: I think someone may need depends.

Ms Muffet. Yes, Hon'. I'm hungry. Is that hunger ever truly satisfied?? No, .......but I keep trying.
kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

I hear ya, Bootie.... Did you notice my licks???

 

[dickE]

Think a minute tho, BlondGirl........what could possible be a better and truer testamonial to the proud claim of your profession down through history than letting your naturally scented fingers announce for themselves, in their own manner, they're indeed "healing fingers"........they "heal" you regularly/frequently, don't they?........ and they'll heal those lucky enough to get a whiff of'em, to.

Relax.

Patients will likely begin asking for "that blond nurse" when they return for subsequent visits! {I predict}

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Re: Re: I think someone may need depends.

I hear ya, Bootie.... Did you notice my licks???

*wink and grin* I sure did!! I've just collected them and placed them where I needed them *weg*. I did notice thugh that they had a double aroma. Did you shake hands with Blondgirl?? Or were you doing other things with her fingers? *wink*

 

[MsMuffet]

Re: Re: Re: I think someone may need depends.

*wink and grin* I sure did!! I've just collected them and placed them where I needed them *weg*. I did notice thugh that they had a double aroma. Did you shake hands with Blondgirl?? Or were you doing other things with her fingers? *wink*

Oh no! I think you found me out!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Elementary My Dear sweet Ms Muffet. Elementary.

Oh no! I think you found me out!

Oh Darn!! I can't prosecute. I licked off the evidence. I may need another sample.


( Kgboot is on the case, and just like Klondike Cat, I always get my ma........ Well, he always got his man but I prefer catching women. )


kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[MsMuffet]

Re: Elementary My Dear sweet Ms Muffet. Elementary.

Oh Darn!! I can't prosecute. I licked off the evidence. I may need another sample.

( Kgboot is on the case, and just like Klondike Cat, I always get my ma........ Well, he always got his man but I prefer catching women. )

kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

Thank Goodness! Bondage is not really my thing... (well, most times - hehehe)

 

[travlr99]

Re: Re: lol I have to ask.

Kg, you are truly bad!!!!! I'd prolly shit my pants if someone offerred to lick them.

And hanns, my fingers do not smell fishy. They smell like pussy. There is a difference in a healthy woman. I have healthy pussy aroma and I do try to keep it that way.
(I was thinking about taking a can of tuna for lunch today though......)

Hanns clearly has not been hanging out with the quality of ladies that blondegirl represents...........

Hes like the blindman passing the Fulton Fish market in NY on a hot summer's day-----he nods in the direction of the ripe fish,and booms out a loud "GOOD MORNING ladies.

Blondegirl is clearly not in that class.....an apology is certainly due the dear lass.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

I do believe she is teasing The Tease. I have something for you Miss Muffet.

Thank Goodness! Bondage is not really my thing... (well, most times - hehehe)

Yes, Indeed I do think a little interrogation is in order. No cuffs this time Hon'. Just a few hot lights and maybe tie you to the chair. Of course an exam is in order. Now where did Blondgirl go? I could use her help with this. Her fingers would work nicely.


lol Like you say Ask and you shall recieve. Spanks to ya'.


kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[MsMuffet]

Re: I do believe she is teasing The Tease. I have something for you Miss Muffet.

Yes, Indeed I do think a little interrogation is in order. No cuffs this time Hon'. Just a few hot lights and maybe tie you to the chair. Of course an exam is in order. Now where did Blondgirl go? I could use her help with this. Her fingers would work nicely.

lol Like you say Ask and you shall recieve. Spanks to ya'.


kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

Did I say that? Oh boy! Bring it on!!

 

[Vinny]

Sure have

My vet cannot seem to get the smell of pussy off of her. The poor woman was attacked by a horse real bad and came to the ERand she smelled like pussy even then<whew>