The smartest person on the Lit Board

[Purple Haze]

It's me, of course it is.

 

[GuyJD]

You Left Out 2 Choices

5) None of the Above
6) All of the Above

 

[Purple Haze]

So far it's a dead heat.

 

[rambling man]

Ever see "Brewster's Millions????"

Vote None of the Above, None of the Above, None of the Above

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm not sure, but I think these polls are rigged.

 

[Mensa]

Election news flash!!!

Just checked the vote results and, while the final numbers aren't in yet, there are two ways to interpret the trend. Purple Haze is either tied for first or tied for last place.

I attempted to cast my ballot but I succeeded only in getting a pregnant chad. Or was that Chad pregnant? Ever since he changed his name to wussy pussy or whatever, I've had a hard time keeping his gender straight. So it's not entirely my fault!

 

[Purple Haze]

Okay, I'll admit I impregnated Chad.

You don't think this will hurt my numbers, do you?

 

[Mensa]

Take the political way out

Okay, I'll admit I impregnated Chad.

You don't think this will hurt my numbers, do you?

Deny! Deny! Deny!

 

[Purple Haze]

(wagging finger) I did not impregnate Chad.

I think I'm going to win this one.

 

[lavender]

 

[Purple Haze]

What are you from Florida or something?

Get with the program.

Remember, it's the candidate, not the party.

 

[lavender]

 

[Havocman]

OFFICIAL WRITE IN BALLOT

Alfred E. Neuman.......... [X]


My vote is cast...I suggest others follow suit.


What, Me Worry?

Havoc the Independent

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Purple Haze, you are very funny, but...............your avatar frightens the hell out of me!

 

[Mensa]

He does look familiar

Purple Haze, you are very funny, but...............your avatar frightens the hell out of me!

No, what's really frightening is ....that's not an avatar!!!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: He does look familiar

No, what's really frightening is ....that's not an avatar!!!

Ok, lmao, did I mention I'm gullible. YOu are not serious........are you?

 

[Mensa]

I plead the fifth!

No, of course not!! in RL, he looks much, much worse!! That photo has obviously been air-brushed!!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: I plead the fifth!

No, of course not!! in RL, he looks much, much worse!! That photo has obviously been air-brushed!!

Ok so I am really showing the IQ thing escapes me some time but at least I knew Havocman's avatar was not real.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: I plead the fifth!

Ok so I am really showing the IQ thing escapes me some time but at least I knew Havocman's avatar was not real.

Bad news, I'm afraid! That one too is....REAL

 

[Purple Haze]

Oh, ho ho ho ho it's unanimous! hehe!

It's great to be king!

Aren't these polls great?

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, no, no! The ballot is too confusing. Am I voting for Purple Haze when I mark the one spot? Or am I actually voting for Purple Haze? I wanted to vote for Purple Haze, not Purple Haze. We need a new ballot.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Gosh. I voted, just to see "which one" of the PH's were leading. And discovered.....

that I am the first to vote.

You see? I am pretty dumb.

 

[Starfish]

I am gonna play "Guess which one Sparky picked."

 

[Starfish]

SpArky! I am in tune withy your chi!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My Chi -

Is dancing barefoot.