The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

[Rambling Rose]

I was sleeping peacefully this morning when WHAM!!! my ceiling fan fell on me. Fucker fell right out of its moorings and crashed on my bed before hitting the floor and bending the blade back.

I'm beginning to think there is a voodoo doll somewhere with my name on it.

Happy Mother's Day!

 

[red_rose]

Yowza!

What a way to start the day....

 

[Kitte]

are you ok??????? That is one of my biggest fears. Now I will think about having that fan over my bed. Maybe Ill just put in a swing.

 

[perks]

I'm assuming you're ok.

but, did you wet yourself?lol

Happy Momma's day, gurl.

 

[Cheyenne]

I actually have the fan over my bed but more over my lower half. If the fan fell, the motor part would hit my feet. Still don't like the idea of it falling on me while I sleep!

You'd better find that voodoo doll soon, Rose.

 

[rick_j21]

Looks like you might need a better handy man to reinstall it. I have one above my bed and have never had that fear. Now I am looking at it and wondering if it's going to hold up there. As far as wetting yourself I do imagine that the sheets had to be changed but lets just hope that was dust or grit from your ceiling. Happy Mother's day to you none the less.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm sure that's considered really good luck in some parts of the world.

If not, let's develop our own culture in which such things are good omens.

 

[Kitte]

I'm sure that's considered really good luck in some parts of the world.

If not, let's develop our own culture in which such things are good omens.

That and dropping a knife on your toe when trying to put it in the dish rack. ( I do that all the time and I could use the luck)

 

[Ishmael]

You haven't dbeen using that same fan to practice the "Chinese Basket Job" have you??? If you have you need to get a pipe fitter in to really bolster the moorings.

Damn but I did love those "Basket Jobs".

Ishmael

 

[Dillinger]

Ouch!

Can I kiss you and make it all better? *smile*

 

[YogiBare]

May your day only get better, Rose!

 

[Rhys]

Jesus Rose...





I am with you about the voodoo doll...

 

[Rhys]

Okay I am on a Beatles kick this morning so...

For me Rosie!

Getting Better (Lennon/McCartney)


It's getting better all the time
I used to get mad at my school
The teachers who taught me weren't cool
You're holding me down, turning me round
Filling me up with your rules.

I've got to admit it's getting better
A little better all the time
I have to admit it's getting better
It's getting better since you've been mine.

Me used to be a angry young man
Me hiding me head in the sand
You gave me the word
I finally heard
I'm doing the best that I can.
I've got to admit it's getting better
I used to be cruel to my woman
I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved
Man I was mean but I'm changing my scene
And I'm doing the best that I can.

I admit it's getting better
A little better all the time
Yes I admit it's getting better
It's getting better since you've been mine

 

[Rubyfruit]

Rose, how scary! I'm so glad you are ok.

Alright, I'll stop with the voodoo doll. You've had enough.

 

[erosman]

LMAO

I get a visual from this...lol...and I'm laughing WITH you...lol

 

[paganangel]

<------------smiling as he picks doll parts out of the blender.

 

[Private Vasquez]

was it spinning when it fell? I hope it didn't slice any limbs off...

 

[lobito]

now I'm gonna wonder if mine is gonna fall on me tonight. I haven't even used the damn thing in years, I should just take it down.

 

[Olivianna]

Woh. I grew up in S.Fla, where every room in every house has a ceiling fan. I treaded warily through my whole childhood fearing the moment when one of those penta-pods would liberate itself from the shackles of the ceiling and come crashing down on me. Fortunately, it never happened.

Gee thee to a voodoo specialist. Glad you're ok.

 

[Weird Harold]

Reminds me of an old Red Foxx joke:

My brother-in-law was in bed with his wife, and the ceiling fan fell down. It hit his wife right in the crotch, and broke three of his fingers. *holds up hand with middle finger folded down*

It's a good thing it didn't happen to me -- Would've crushed my skull.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Did I mention my hair is falling out?

*laughing hysterically while conjuring visions of pumpkinheads*

 

[paganangel]

the frustration from pulling and picking doll hair out of the blendar axel slowly drifts away.

 

[naudiz]

Egads Rambling Rose! Whoever you pissed off, start making amends!

A friend of mine had her whole ceiling fall on her once. Well, not the whole thing, but a bunch of plaster broke free and fell on her while she was sleeping.

I'm going to have ceiling anxiety now.

 

[AzureAngel]

Where's the fan? I'll kick its ass...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hmmmmmm......

Why do I think that this isn't the first time you've woken up in bed with a fan of yours?