KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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Okay, it was kinda cool.
I got up late, hung out here for a while, wallowed in cheesecake until I felt sick. I won't do that again, at least until the next time. I called my Mom :rolling eyes: and had a nice long conversation about how to sign up for a yahoo account. I swear she's illiterate. That took half an hour. *Grrr*
After that the Stud chased me around the house for about half an hour. Luckily he's somewhat broken down and I'm more agile when I need to be. Spank my ass, shya right. I did get a damn nice present from him. No, didn't take any pics. Suffice it to say it was {censored}. Damn he's good at that. Well, while he was {censoring} my {censored} he managed to get a few smacks in. All freaking 30 of them. Can you believe the gall of that man? I mean really, ass in the air is a very vulnerable position and he took shameless advantage. So I had to get even. I tickled my {censored cause it's kinda gross} until I sneezed. Once the muscles in my {censored} let up, he managed to disengage and roll around on the floor howling in pain for five minutes. Heh. That'll teach him. I may have bruised his peepee.
Anyway, he took a bunch of tylenol, I took a shower and went to work. The chickies in the bakery were sweet. They had a huge sheet cake they really kinda fucked up. It said "Haddy Birthpay Michael" on it in that indelible blue frosting. So they crossed Michael out and wrote Muff instead. I almost felt special, but they'd already eaten about half of it when I got back there.
I got up late, hung out here for a while, wallowed in cheesecake until I felt sick. I won't do that again, at least until the next time. I called my Mom :rolling eyes: and had a nice long conversation about how to sign up for a yahoo account. I swear she's illiterate. That took half an hour. *Grrr*
After that the Stud chased me around the house for about half an hour. Luckily he's somewhat broken down and I'm more agile when I need to be. Spank my ass, shya right. I did get a damn nice present from him. No, didn't take any pics. Suffice it to say it was {censored}. Damn he's good at that. Well, while he was {censoring} my {censored} he managed to get a few smacks in. All freaking 30 of them. Can you believe the gall of that man? I mean really, ass in the air is a very vulnerable position and he took shameless advantage. So I had to get even. I tickled my {censored cause it's kinda gross} until I sneezed. Once the muscles in my {censored} let up, he managed to disengage and roll around on the floor howling in pain for five minutes. Heh. That'll teach him. I may have bruised his peepee.
Anyway, he took a bunch of tylenol, I took a shower and went to work. The chickies in the bakery were sweet. They had a huge sheet cake they really kinda fucked up. It said "Haddy Birthpay Michael" on it in that indelible blue frosting. So they crossed Michael out and wrote Muff instead. I almost felt special, but they'd already eaten about half of it when I got back there.
