The Six Million Dollar Man

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm meeting one of the writers tonight. I'm going to shake his hand in slow motion. Think anyone's ever done that before?

 

[RawHumor]

Are you going to make the "na na na na na" bionic sound?

Or tell him to remake the show with a Hispanic Steve Austin?

 

[zipman]

You are going to make the sound effect that goes with it, aren't you?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Are you going to make the "na na na na na" bionic sound?

What do you think I am, a geek? No!

I am going to tell him that his current screenplay could be better than it is. Better, stronger, faster.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

I am going to tell him that his current screenplay could be better than it is. Better, stronger, faster.

Yeah, but how much would that cost?

 

[Shiner]

Kick his ass and tell him my fucking bionic man doll broke.....and it was only twenty years old

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What do you think you could get for six million today? A bionic liver?

 

[Shiner]

What do you think you could get for six million today? A bionic liver?

I could get you a whole buncha human kidneys from India for a couple of grand

 

[islandman]

I am going to tell him that his current screenplay could be better than it is. Better, stronger, faster.

Yeah, but it will cost $89 million to fix. That's $6 million in inflation-adjusted dollars.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Steve Austin got two bionic legs. Tell me I'm not the only kid in America who thought that for, like, a few more inches and a few more dollars, they could have given him a bionic cock?

 

[islandman]

Steve Austin got two bionic legs. Tell me I'm not the only kid in America who thought that for, like, a few more inches and a few more dollars, they could have given him a bionic cock?

You think he needed one? Or are you just transferring?

 

[Lancecastor]

Steve Austin got two bionic legs. Tell me I'm not the only kid in America who thought that for, like, a few more inches and a few more dollars, they could have given him a bionic cock?

He coulda taken his bionic eye out with that thing you know.

 

[christianne]

Steve Austin got two bionic legs. Tell me I'm not the only kid in America who thought that for, like, a few more inches and a few more dollars, they could have given him a bionic cock?

Maybe they did but he kept breaking it when he jerked off with his bionic arm!

 

[teddybear4play]

Steve Austin got two bionic legs. Tell me I'm not the only kid in America who thought that for, like, a few more inches and a few more dollars, they could have given him a bionic cock?

No. "In Living Color" did a spoof of it starring James Carrey (as he was known then) as John Wayne Bobbitt.

TB4p

 

[medjay]

"Better . . . Stronger . . . Faster . . . !" Instead of spending $6 million dollars they should have just ordered those pills off the porn site!