The Sinister "Super Bowl" Party Next Door

[rosco rathbone]

For hours they've been filing into the next-door neighboor's apartment bearing gallons of strong drink packaged individually in aluminum containers. A while ago, they were playing Outkast so loudly that my souffle fell in the oven and half of my origami collection was knocked off the shelf by the vibrations.

Now, an hour from kickoff; all has gone completely quiet. I can't understand it. I feel as if I ought to summon the gendarmes. Are they all lying in rows, stone dead, with blue lips, victims of group suicide by means of drinking poisonous fluids?

 

[SweetBrie]

They're all enjoying pre-game blowjobs.

 

[snasu]

you have an origami collection?

What's in it?

 

[rosco rathbone]

They're all enjoying pre-game blowjobs.

Being as it's all dudes; that would resemble a scene from the Night Of The Long Knives right before they kicked the door in.

 

[SweetBrie]

Being as it's all dudes; that would resemble a scene from the Night Of The Long Knives right before they kicked the door in.

Okay maybe they are holding a group prayer vigile that their super bowl team wins?

(work with me here)

 

[Image]

And I'll bet they have the nerve to think that you're the weird neighbor...

Can we see your oragami collection?

 

[rimmy]

They're all enjoying pre-game blowjobs.

And you think that would make it quiet?

 

[SweetBrie]

And you think that would make it quiet?

Would you want your neighbor to know you were getting a blowjob from another guy?

 

[snasu]

Can we see your oragami collection?

exactly. men drinking too much, watching football, being too loud, being too quiet, blowing each other during half-time... whatever.
Let's get to the interesting bits.

 

[rosco rathbone]

you have an origami collection?

What's in it?

Some bears, little birdies, a bug, a raptor and a pretty shape or 2.

 

[Saint Peter]

wow



fuck

 

[rimmy]

Would you want your neighbor to know you were getting a blowjob from another guy?

if I was gay then it wouldn't bother me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

A man just let out a roar and silence fell again. At least all are not dead. Blowjob theory may hold water?

 

[Mistress Lady X]

A man just let out a roar and silence fell again. At least all are not dead. Blowjob theory may hold water?

Surely blow job theory would hold semen?

 

[rosco rathbone]

And I'll bet they have the nerve to think that you're the weird neighbor...

The audacity lol.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Dead quiet this year. They must be viewing the big game at someone else's house. Thank you, Jah.

 

[Batch]

May we please see your origami collection?

 

[rosco rathbone]

It now resides in the Smithsonian.

 

[Batch]

Darn the luck.

 

[luxey313]

"Hey Ya" being their swan song

 

[Killswitch]

"Hey Ya" being their swan song

lol.....

 

[Image]

Are you certain they all left the apartment from the game before? Much like this thread seems like yesterday they may be all putrefying like a day in the life of a fly...

I'd check it out. Ring if you need us

 

[rosco rathbone]

Are you certain they all left the apartment from the game before? Much like this thread seems like yesterday they may be all putrefying like a day in the life of a fly...

I'd check it out. Ring if you need us

Their parakeet keeps peeping, so someone must have been feeding it in the intervening year.

I intend to bump this thread every super sunday until I leave lit or this apartment.

 

[Image]

Their parakeet keeps peeping, so someone must have been feeding it in the intervening year.

I intend to bump this thread every super sunday until I leave lit or this apartment.

Or maybe it got loose and is feeding off the celebrants? I can hardly wait for next year...

 

[Batch]

Or maybe it got loose and is feeding off the celebrants? I can hardly wait for next year...

I vote for feeding off the dead.