The Sims

[JerseyBoy]

My kid freaked out when his Sim family (us) died in a house fire. Made me take it off the computer! It was bad enough when robbers came and stole all our shit.

Did they really need to add that feature?

and yes they had fire extunguishers, but Dad (me) was too busy playing pinball at the time

i dont like the way i look all charred and everything

 

[dreamer]

I'm sorry for your loss. Those little bastards (the Sims) just seem to panic and die when the fire gets bad.

Two words:

Smoke Alarms. That way they don't have to call the fire dept, they'll just show up on their own.

I personally love the flexability with the Sims...I created a bachelor 'Disco Stu' that ended up turning Mortimer Goth gay and stealing him away from his family. So now it's Mort and Disco together forever...

Not to mention my Charley Manson (Mr. Manson to you) who has nothing but a cheep fridge, a sink...and a small room that he lures people into only to block the door with a house plant so they end up dying of starvation in their own filth...Charley washes his hands almost non-stop and I just load him up to 'handle' Sims I have gotten bored with.

Then there's the house full of women next door to my main family...I load them up and make sure they call my family over to visit, make friends on THEIR time and then go back to my family with a whole bunch of family friends...leaving plenty of time for career and fun.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

To bad Maxis canned "SimsVille."

Imagine playing The Sims inside a game of SimCity. Now that would have been entertaining.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I like trapping a guy inbetween 4 couches, and leave him with just a exercise machine, and then watch him go crazy and piss himself and exercise to death.

Then I go and sell his tombstone for 50 bucks

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

I'm sorry for your loss. Those little bastards (the Sims) just seem to panic and die when the fire gets bad.

Two words:

Smoke Alarms. That way they don't have to call the fire dept, they'll just show up on their own.

I personally love the flexability with the Sims...I created a bachelor 'Disco Stu' that ended up turning Mortimer Goth gay and stealing him away from his family. So now it's Mort and Disco together forever...

Not to mention my Charley Manson (Mr. Manson to you) who has nothing but a cheep fridge, a sink...and a small room that he lures people into only to block the door with a house plant so they end up dying of starvation in their own filth...Charley washes his hands almost non-stop and I just load him up to 'handle' Sims I have gotten bored with.

Then there's the house full of women next door to my main family...I load them up and make sure they call my family over to visit, make friends on THEIR time and then go back to my family with a whole bunch of family friends...leaving plenty of time for career and fun.

That sounds oddly exciting, in a twisted sort of way.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

I can kill off my Sims family in a matter of minutes. They just get so depressed that they finally die.

 

[Angel]

I am going to buy "The Sims - Unleashed" right now.


Cure me.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I am going to buy "The Sims - Unleashed" right now.


Cure me.

*putting my hand on Angel's forehead *

"Go forth in the name of the Lord, and cast this demon out of this woman. You are cured....you are cured....you are cured."

Now, go buy No One Lives Forever 2 instead.

 

[JerseyBoy]

I am going to buy "The Sims - Unleashed" right now.


Cure me.

distraction baby, distraction

(smoke detectors, damn...)

 

[Mistress]

I just got started playing again :-/


I want expansion packs but the fucking things have been the same price for the last two years.

 

[dreamer]

That sounds oddly exciting, in a twisted sort of way.

I have a dark side...<grin>

As for the expansions...yeah I want them too...I just this past week started playing again...never bought any of the expansions but toying with the idea now.

 

[Angel]

I just got started playing again :-/


I want expansion packs but the fucking things have been the same price for the last two years.

E-mail me, wench. Once I buy and install the new one, I only need that CD to play. I'll lend you the others if you want.

 

[Mistress]

Unfortunately I can't get them because I have to spend my money on a new video card for my second computer since the old one finally fried.

 

[JerseyBoy]

E-mail me, wench. Once I buy and install the new one, I only need that CD to play. I'll lend you the others if you want.

I'm not even going to mention that you can get all these off of Kazaa...

..so you never didn't hear it from me

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'm not even going to mention that you can get all these off of Kazaa...

I won't mention Streamload since you didn't mention Kazaa

 

[lovetoread]

I have it,expansion packs and all.

They shipped my cd for the Sims online yesterday too.

I have burnt many guys that way and have turned one woman into a lesbian.

Who knew diamonds could do that?

But for me,its the babies that I cannot get to stay.

 

[freakygirl]

I need to reinstall all of my Sims games.

Damn you people! I thought I broke that addiction.

 

[Angel]

Unfortunately I can't get them because I have to spend my money on a new video card for my second computer since the old one finally fried.

Dude, I'll send them to you for free.

 

[Angel]

I have it,expansion packs and all.

They shipped my cd for the Sims online yesterday too.

I have burnt many guys that way and have turned one woman into a lesbian.

Who knew diamonds could do that?

But for me,its the babies that I cannot get to stay.

You know, I signed up to get the sims online so I could test it, and the fuckers never sent it. I just checked and they still haven't.

Grr.

 

[lovetoread]

Neither did Tiger.

I think it was a lotto type choice they used to get to play the early version.

 

[Angel]

Neither did Tiger.

I think it was a lotto type choice they used to get to play the early version.

That sucks. I've been signed up for it since the day you could do it.

Grr.

I've even given up the game I've been playing online for 6 years in anticipation of this. Oh well, I'll just have to wait a lil longer.

 

[freakygirl]

I need to find all my links again and post them on here for you guys.

This one link had "shack" wallpapers, broken furniture and really gross lawn stuff. I had a killer house made with all of it before I had to reformat my computer.

 

[Angel]

www.7deadlysims.com

 

[La Huesera]

How much is it going to cost to play the Sims online?? Would like to give it a shot, but not sure if I want to pay a monthly bill. When does it start anyway?

 

[freakygirl]

Thanks Angel

Now you just contributed to my ignoring what is left of the housework

feel guilty?