The Shit Stirring Thread

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Laurel]

You're on! I'll kick your ass!!!






How about double-dribbling? Is that okay!

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck off! I only wanted the smut, not the cum.

Wanna fight? I'll take you on too, you...you...Nor Cal resident...

I'm 110 miles directly west of Bakersfield you geographically challenged nitwit.

If that's NorCal, then my ass hurts from all the monkeys flying out of it lately.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Who wants to kickbox?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Mistress]

LOL!!!


All right...it's me against the whole fuckin board.



Who wants it first? Hmmm...?


You talkin to me? YOU TALKIN TO ME? 'Cause I'm the only one here...

Bah, you know we all love you

MUAH!http://voxs.homestead.com/files/smlyheartbeat.gif

 

[Problem Child]

All these anti-twinkie dolls are pissing me off too.

 

[Laurel]

I'm 110 miles directly west of Bakersfield you geographically challenged nitwit.

If that's NorCal, then my ass hurts from all the monkeys flying out of it lately. [/B]

Oh *excuuuuuuse meeeeeee*! So sorry to *offend*. What is it you *people* call yourself? Central Cal'ers? Middle Cal'ers? Do let me know the Politically Correct term. Then come here so I can kick your ass.



Myst - I'll kick your box into next Thursday! Grrr!!


*(yikes! should I have said that? I think Myst can beat me up...oh well...)*

 

[Problem Child]

WELL!

If you weren't so arrogant to think that everything north of LA proper is Northern California, then you wouldn't have this problem.

Actually we refer to our area as the Central Coast and as far as north/south goes, we are considered southern CA and are pretty much the border between south and north.

But seeing as you live in one of the Northern Colonias of Tijuana, I wouldn't expect you to know all this.

Intiende?

 

[Laurel]

There is no life north of L.A.

 

[Laurel]

All About Twinkies:
http://www.twinkiesproject.com/

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Problem Child]

There is no life north of L.A.

Tu quieres Taco Bell?

 

[Mistress]

All About Twinkies:
http://www.twinkiesproject.com/

LMAO!

 

[Never]

If you don't start loving one another I'm going to bitch slap the bunch of you.

 

[Problem Child]

Nevah dahling!

 

[beckbabe]

I love...

Is it too late to say what we love? I love it when Myst quotes me.

 

[Never]

Don't call me darlin!
*bitch smacking Problem Child*

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I believe in corporal punishment.

 

[Laurel]

Never! Hey, could you kick some people's asses for me? They're all long overdue, and I just don't have the time to beat everyone who needs it.

 

[Problem Child]

*ow*

 

[Never]

Broken kneecaps,
Missing fingers and,
Heads bounced off of sidewalks.

All for you. All for a cookie.
Just give me a list - I'm all the protection you'll ever need.


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The above statements do not mean that Never can protect you from STDs though Never has proven effective in preventing 99.9% of unwanted pregnancies

Best in Boston ya'll.

 

[*bratcat*]

whiner...

 

[Never]

PC.
It's only business, joe.
Least I aint the Russians.

 

[Laurel]

Broken kneecaps,
Missing fingers and,
Heads bounced off of sidewalks.

All for you. All for a cookie.
Just give me a list - I'm all the protection you'll ever need.

A cookie? Wow...Deal of the Century!

Be easy on PC, though. He's all right. A bit uppity, but still a cool dude.

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The above statements do not mean that Never can protect you from STDs though Never has proven effective in preventing 99.9% of unwanted pregnancies.

That's pretty good odds there...

 

[Never]

You're a tad frisky tonight.
Okay, I promise not to bitch slap PC again unless he asks me too.