The Shit Stirring Thread

[Beebeeblue]

Laurel...loved the link BTW......

 

[SimplySouthern]

You know what I hate? When you read a whole thread...all 7 pages of it. You think think think of something witty to say and nothing comes. So you type meaningless shit...and it's not funny. I hate that. Really I do.

Don't let me catch any of you doing that. Ever.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Careful SS, you may be accused of trying to be a twinkie.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I've been accused of worse things. And they're true. They are all true. The stories they tell about me and the weedwhacker....all true. Me and that troop of monkeys...in his ass...I'm afraid those are all true too!

BTW...what the hell is this twinkie thing? Seems to be pissing people off in huge numbers. Sounds like just the type of thing I'd love to be involved in. If it involves any cream filling....count me in straightaway.

 

[Never]

I now have official permission to smack you people around

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

Laurel, in the previous page said I could smack people (everyone but you).

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

Well..
Technically she said I could save your spanking for later.. And that was last night. I suppose this could be considered 'later'.

Of course, you have to do something bad or stir some shit before I can punish you.

 

[Beebeeblue]

I've been accused of worse things. And they're true. They are all true. The stories they tell about me and the weedwhacker....all true. Me and that troop of monkeys...in his ass...I'm afraid those are all true too!

BTW...what the hell is this twinkie thing? Seems to be pissing people off in huge numbers. Sounds like just the type of thing I'd love to be involved in. If it involves any cream filling....count me in straightaway.

See Myst's "Im a twinkie and Im like Totally Stupid "thread.

 

[Mistress]

It started as a insult and who know what the hell it is now....

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Now it's just a game, like most things.


Nice to see you SimplySouthern, *muah*. Don't tell me we dragged you back into this? There will never be a second escape, you realise that don't you?

 

[Mensa]

The votes are in

I'm sure I annoy half of the fucking members.

Lavy, you underestimate yourself! LOL

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Originally posted by lavender
I'm sure I annoy half of the fucking members.

And what about the half that DONT fuck?

 

[Laurel]

You know what I hate? When you read a whole thread...all 7 pages of it. You think think think of something witty to say and nothing comes. So you type meaningless shit...and it's not funny. I hate that. Really I do.

When that happens, what you do is type stream of consciousness, then hit the submit button before you have a chance to think about it. That's what I do, anyway. You'd never guess, huh?

 

[Mensa]

What number do I dial to get 911??

See Myst's "Im a twinkie and Im like Totally Stupid "thread.

If you can't find it, SS, then you'll know you are one.

 

[SimplySouthern]

When that happens, what you do is type stream of consciousness, then hit the submit button before you have a chance to think about it. That's what I do, anyway. You'd never guess, huh?

Consciousness? Damn it all, no one said anything about that before. That's another thing I hate....people always making up new rules as they go along. The next thing you know someone will want all the posts here to be meaningful. *rolls eyes* As if.

 

[Siren]

You mean all the posts and threads arent meaningful?