The sexiest man alive is.....

I guess I go against the grain....I don't find either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt especially appealing. They're too pretty, or something.
 
cloudy said:
I guess I go against the grain....I don't find either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt especially appealing. They're too pretty, or something.

For someone with as fond of memories of top gun as I have, I agree with you.

Outside of that one movie (and I deserve some slack, It was a rough summer) I can't stand cruise and never was into pitt.

I am embarased at the number of people who qualify as metrosexual on my list though, I mean, I like dirty guys in wranglers ... but my top 5 list is ummm .... not.

~Alex
 
cloudy said:
I guess I go against the grain....I don't find either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt especially appealing. They're too pretty, or something.
naw. Depp is "Too pretty" if anyone is! But he's insanely talented, and his character choices appeal to us who live on the fringes- Like me, like you. He prefers to play people who have to fight for their place in society, for one reason or another- from Edward Scissorshands" who gave up the fight, to "Donnie Brasco" who succeded. and so on.

Cruise, with his white-bread looks, and his... *ahem* Scientology connections, is becoming a non-thinker. That's a mighty big turnoff to me. Pitt may come back around as he goes further into middle age, some men do...
(Edited to say- "Top Gun" was the kind of role I love- there was a real struggle, and the cocksure attitude was sexy.

How about the "Mad Max" roles? Those were pretty sexy! Shame he developed that messiah complex later...
 
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See, now I'm just a man-slut. I liked Pitt in Fight club for the muscles.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
See, now I'm just a man-slut. I liked Pitt in Fight club for the muscles.

The Earl

That was -almost- enough to change my mind, nut I lived through the saccarin ... 'ohhh its brad pitt' teen years, it takes alot of recovery to get that annoying cheerleader mantra chanted in the halls of school out of your mind.

~Alex
 
cloudy said:
I guess I go against the grain....I don't find either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt especially appealing. They're too pretty, or something.
Brad Pitt too pretty? OK. :rolleyes:
 
What if Bobcat Goldwaithe was the standard by which men were judged?

WOMEN: "I want a man with a sense of humor."
Which is why Brad and Tom are constantly being trampled by hoardes of women trying to get to Gilbert Godfried and Pauley Shore.
 
Will Smith
Hugh Jackman
Keifer Sutherland
Keanu Reeves
Mark Wahlberg
Michael Biehn (terminator 1)
Richard Gere (still and always)
Sean Connery (still and always)
 
TheEarl said:
See, now I'm just a man-slut. I liked Pitt in Fight club for the muscles.

The Earl
I liked Arnie in "Conan" for the muscles

I had a dyke friend, who, for some reason, picked Sylvester Stallone as her role model. And wondered why she wasn't getting the girls...

I've been channelling Johnny ever since "Don Juan" and I can't tell you how good he's been to me :devil:

Dranoel said:
What if Bobcat Goldwaithe was the standard by which men were judged?

WOMEN: "I want a man with a sense of humor."
Which is why Brad and Tom are constantly being trampled by hoardes of women trying to get to Gilbert Godfried and Pauley Shore.

Roger Rabbit for instance;
Eddie Valient; "SHE's married to ROGER???"
Betty Boop "yeah.. What a lucky goil!"

Eddie Valient "What do you see in him, anyway?"
Jessica; "He makes me laugh"
 
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cloudy said:
yes, too pretty. :rolleyes:

he looks like a boy, and I like men, thank you.

Not seen Fight Club then? Normally I'd be right there with you, but that film did give me a new opinion of him.

The Earl
 
SelenaKittyn said:
Will Smith
Hugh Jackman
Keifer Sutherland
Keanu Reeves
Mark Wahlberg
Michael Biehn (terminator 1)
Richard Gere (still and always)
Sean Connery (still and always)

Yes to Will Smith, Keanu Reeves, and Richard Gere! I wouldn't kick 'em out of bed for eatin' crackers, anyway.
 
Shale said:
Brad Pitt too pretty? OK. :rolleyes:
Awww! He looks just like one of my highschool sweethearts, name of Paul... Paul was as sweet as he was pretty, and nearly illiterate. I gave him porn to read, so the subject would keep him at it.
Unfortunately, intellectual dumbness often goes with other forms of dumbness and he just wasn't very imaginative in any way. Not in bed, either, poor kid.
impressive said:
Yes to Will Smith, Keanu Reeves, and Richard Gere! I wouldn't kick 'em out of bed for eatin' crackers, anyway.
You would kick Mark Wahlburg out of your bed? :confused: Or Sean Connery. Sean Connery, and Keith Richards- two old men that I would strap on any day, any time!
 
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SelenaKittyn said:
Will Smith
Hugh Jackman
Keifer Sutherland
Keanu Reeves
Mark Wahlberg
Michael Biehn (terminator 1)
Richard Gere (still and always)
Sean Connery (still and always)

OMG! How in the HELL did I forget about Sean Connery?!?! :confused:
{double THUD}
 
Stella_Omega said:
Like, omigod, Dranoel, you are in SO much trouble...
Get your ass over here and help me clean the tea off my screen and keyboard, willya?
ummmm....

No.
 
Shale said:
Since I don't know all men, I have to stick with the ones I can see.

And while looks don't always denote sexiness, good looks do elicit responses from the gut. So, I have to go by looks and those in the public domain, such as actors are all we can compare.

So, I'll go with Keith Hamilton Cobb, whose lips make me want to kiss them and whose bare chest makes me want to lick and nip, and run my tongue over his raised nip. And while I have never seen his cock, the rest of him makes me want to ...

Shale, all I havve to say is *DROOOOL Keith Hamilton Cobb* He shaved his head to be in the Young and the Restless...I was pretty pissed at that.
 
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