The Send-A-BM Thread!

[Squibbs]

The rules are simple. In this thread, you can suggest a recipient for a BM. Maybe someone you know who is backed up or sad or bored. Others can send the person a BM, the contents of which should be fibery/smelly/positive/non-insulting/nice (no corn or tacos or being a dick/bitch, please). If you've sent the person a BM, you can quote the BM request and post "Now wipe!" if you like.

You cannot ask that people send you BMs. Because that's just gross. You can only request BMs for other people.

I'll start things off. I think that we should all send glynndah a nice friendly, stinky (if you like) BM. She's always been wonderful about receiving awesome BMs from others. It's only fair that we fill her box, so to speak.

 

[CHNOPS]

BM sent!

 

[Laurel]

You two are adorable together. Like Tracey and Hepburn, only with BMs.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

another list I hope not to make

 

[Laurel]

I think everyone should send a BM to Tom Cruise because he makes crappy movies.

 

[Laurel]

another list I hope not to make

I promise to never send you a BM.

 

[Laurel]

And a BM each for everyone involved in the George Zimmerman fiasco/trial, because it's clogging up all my news/social media/etc. with stupid opinions.

 

[IndieSnob]

Frankly my dear, I could give a shit less.

Or is that I wish I could shit less.

I dunno, this is confusing shit.

 

[Laurel]

Indie my friend, there are two types of people: shit-givers or shit-takers.

Do you give a shit or take a shit?

And if you're the latter, do you then fling the poo at passing cars? Or throw it in a burning bag at your neighbor's door?

If so, this is your thread! Send a BM now!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I promise to never send you a BM. "heart:

sincere appreciation.

 

[IndieSnob]

Indie my friend, there are two types of people: shit-givers or shit-takers.

Do you give a shit or take a shit?

And if you're the latter, do you then fling the poo at passing cars? Or throw it in a burning bag at your neighbor's door?

If so, this is your thread! Send a BM now!

I never thought I'd have an existentialist crisis over a bowel movement in my life.

I'm like freaked out here right now.

 

[IndieSnob]

Laurel, I'm left to having to quote the genius that is Beavis.

I mean why do they call it taking a dump when you're leaving a dump? Really, funk dat!

 

[Squibbs]

Wow, this thread doesn't stink as bad as I thought It would.

 

[Laurel]

That's the magic of Lysol. *sprays*

 

[glynndah]

 

[glynndah]

 

[glynndah]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Those are fab Glynndah!

 

[Laurel]

When my boycat was a kitten, he loved tissue boxes. He'd pull a tissue out of the box with a quick flick of his paw, then another, and another, quick as lightning. He'd emptied a full box of tissues into a white mountain on the floor before I caught him the first time. From then on, we turned all the tissue boxes in the house upside down.

I searched trying to find pics or gifs or video of other cats doing this, but all I found were kittens hiding in empty tissue boxes. I guess my cat is uniquely badass in the tissue-tossing arena.

 

[glynndah]

When my boycat was a kitten, he loved tissue boxes. He'd pull a tissue out of the box with a quick flick of his paw, then another, and another, quick as lightning. He'd emptied a full box of tissues into a white mountain on the floor before I caught him the first time. From then on, we turned all the tissue boxes in the house upside down.

I searched trying to find pics or gifs or video of other cats doing this, but all I found were kittens hiding in empty tissue boxes. I guess my cat is uniquely badass in the tissue-tossing arena.

I had one that would perch atop the box and "dig" the tissues out with his front paws, tossing them through his back legs. A very efficient method.

 

[glynndah]

 

[Laurel]

I had one that would perch atop the box and "dig" the tissues out with his front paws, tossing them through his back legs. A very efficient method.

Indeed! It's like they're built to do it. If only they actually ever needed a tissue...

Cuuuute! Is that your kitty? Mine will eat tissues like that, then walk around making sounds like he's got cottonmouth.

 

[glynndah]

Indeed! It's like they're built to do it. If only they actually ever needed a tissue...

Cuuuute! Is that your kitty? Mine will eat tissues like that, then walk around making sounds like he's got cottonmouth.

No, a random kitty stolen from the intrawebz.

 

[Laurel]

Why do they eat tissues? I'll never understand,. It must mean something. Cats have very vivid imaginations, you know. They see things we don't see.